TMI
SOSHI ON CRACK
SOSHI
Sunny: today's TMI! Let's go!
Seohyun: i just found out that roller coaster was invented to distract americans from sin
Jessica: say what?
Tiffany: omg jessi what sin did you commit this time??
Jessica: excuse me aren't you american too?!
Tiffany: no it's sunny
Sunny: DON'T DRAG ME INTO THIS
Tiffany: where did you find that out from?
Seohyun: internet explorer
Sunny: are you stuck in 2000?
Tiffany: internet explorer? girlie wake up it's 2023
Jessica: who wrote that info seohyun?
Seohyun: i don't know it wont load i've been waiting since gee era
Sunny: TODAY'S TMI SEOHYUN IS STILL ON INTERNET EXPLORER
Jessica: SEOHYUN IS GETTIN' CANCELLED
Seohyun: shut the up
Taeyeon: what's up girls
Yuri: they're doing the TMI again
Taeyeon: ohh i'm learning germanese
Yoona: sis it's called deutsch
Taeyeon: yes
Tiffany: what? why?
Taeyeon: because i'm bored ppany
Sooyoung: did you met a german lady taeng?
Hyoyeon: oooofffffff that's why
Tiffany: what?! really?!
Taeyeon: NO I DID NOT
Jessi: she did
Taeyeon: I SWEAR TO GAWD
Seohyun: how good are you?
Taeyeon: in germanese?
Seohyun: no in scissoring
Hyoyeon: PHUAHAHAHAHA
Yoona: sis stop saying germanese you're embarassing
Taeyeon: idk ask tippani
Jessica: how good is she fany?
Tiffany: FAILURE
Hyoyeon: gawd embarassing
Yuri: SHEEEESSHHHHH COME AT ME BRO LEMME TEACH YOU SOME
Jessica: I DON'T THINK SO
Taeyeon: what?! why?! WHY ISIT A FAILURE TIPPANI?!
Yoona: GO GET A LESSON FROM YURI UNNIE
Yuri: it's $30 for one session
Taeyeon: are you a hooker
Seohyun: anyways how do you say goodbye in germanese?
Yoona: (｀□′)╯┴┴ IT'S DEUTSCH YOU MORON
Sooyoung: calm down yoonie
Taeyeon: au revoir
Seohyun: that's french
Sunny: how long have you been learning germanese taeyeon?
Yoona: I SWEAR TO GOD
Taeyeon: it's been 6 months
Seohyun: the only progress you've make so far is FAILUREE
Taeyeon: va te faire foutre
Seohyun: THAT'S FRENCH MOTHERER YOU SAID YOU BEEN LEARNING GERMANESE
Taeyeon: oui
Seohyun: DON'T MAKE ME TURN INTO SEOTAN
Taeyeon: tippani kim we need to talk
Tiffany: no
Jessica: aight Yuri what is your TMI?
Yuri: i just learned that my name means lesbian in japanese
Jessica: how do you find that out?
Yoona: she google herself
Yuri: yeah i google my name for a new wallpaper but these lesbian anime starts poppin' out of the screen
Sooyoung: excuse me you google yourself for a new ing wallpaper?
Yuri: yeah
Sooyoung: TODAY'S TMI KWON YURI IS NARCISSISTIC
Yuri: I AM NOT
Yoona: so did you watch the yuri anime?
Yuri: i did
Taeyeon: did they scissor?
Yuri: you know what you should watch them so maybe ppany won't call you a failure next time
Tiffany: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Taeyeon: putang ina
Hyoyeon: did you only learn the curse words taeyeon?
Taeyeon: oui
Hyoyeon: what's you in germanese?
Taeyeon: JANCOK
Hyoyeon: wow amajing
Yoona: JANCOK
Taeyeon: stop cursing yoona it's not good for your tiny brain
Seohyun: SAYS THE ONE WHO ONLY LEARN CURSE WORDS IN MULTIPLE LANGUAGES
Taeyeon: well i have a lot of haters so i need to know how to curse in many languages so they'll feel very offended
Yoona: BUT YOU HAVE'NT SAID A SINGLE WORD IN DEUTSCH WHEN YOU'VE BEEN LEARNING THEM FOR 6 FREAKING MONTHS
Taeyeon: you mean germanese?
Yoona: JANCOK
Jessica: tiffy what's your TMI?
Sooyoung: ppany your turn
Tiffany: what the is this kim taeyeon?
Sooyoung: aww hell naur
Yuri: is this the german lady??
Hyoyeon: are you scissoring with her too?
Sunny: omg tea
Jessica: oh so this is why you're learning germanese???
Yoona: wow nice hair but why isn't she blonde
Seohyun: ooohhhh
Taeyeon: I CAN EXPLAIN TIPPANI
Tiffany: YES ING START EXPLAINING
Taeyeon: ich liebe lesben und ich liebe dich auch das ist meine sehr schöne deutsche freundin ich hoffe du wirst nicht sauer sein ich liebe dich und ruf mich verdammt noch mal nicht an
[taeyeon is offline!]
Yoona: wow finally some ing deutsch you did well unnie
Tiffany: what the is she sayin??
Seohyun: time for internet explorer translation
Jessica: did she deadass learn some germanese so she could explain this to us in language we don't ing understand?
Tiffany: IM GONNA GO KILL HER JESSI COME WITH ME BRING THE SCISSOR
Jessica: yes mam
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