WHERE IS SHE
SOSHI ON CRACKSOSHI
Sooyoung: anybody got bug repellant?
Sunny: need to spray on yourself?
Sooyoung: not funny! i saw christina!
Hyoyeon: christina arugula sunbaenim?
Yoona: lmaoo arugula is a salad hyo unnie
Sooyoung: no! christina remember? seohyunnie's pet cockroach
Yuri: huh? i thought she's deadass?
Sooyoung: no the one's dead is sebastian
Hyoyeon: what? they're mexican??
Sunny: no they're japanese
Yoona: i have it sooyoung unnie go take it in my bedroom
Seohyun: DON'T TOUCH MY BABY
Sooyoung: then take care of your damn cockroach properly why you let her crawl into my bathroom?!
Seohyun: she needs some fresh air
Sooyoung: MY BATHROOM IS NOT YOUR PET'S AIRBNB
Seohyun: oh it is now
Tiffany: hey is taeyeon in the living room she's not answering my calls
Yoona: no it's just me and sunny unnie here
Tiffany: anybody saw my boo?
Hyoyeon: probs in the kitchen
Seohyun: taeyeon unnir is not here
Tiffany: sooyoung you see her?
Sooyoung: nope no just seeing christina at the moment
Seohyun: I SWEAR UNNIR IF YOU KILL MY BABY I'M TURNING INTO SEOTAN!
Yuri: LISTEN TO HER SOO WE DON'T WANT SEOTAN IN THIS HOUSEHOLD
Sooyoung: TRY ME
Tiffany: yuri did you see tae?
Yuri: no i'm outside
Tiffany: with jess?
Yuri: nah we had a fight she is in the bedroom
Yoona: omg tea
Hyoyeon: spill the tea
Sunny: why are you fighting?
Yuri: she told me to touch some grass so i am touching grass now
Yoona: wtf this tea ain't fun
Sunny: the tea ain't brewing
Yuri: shut the up
TAETAE
Tiffany: boo where are you??
Tiffany: hello??
Tiffany: boo why are you not replying to me?!
Tiffany: DO YOU WANNA SEE HELLFANY SO BAD?!
Tiffany: KIM TAEYEON!!!
Taeyeon: yes
Tiffany: WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING MY CALLS DO YOU LIKE MAKING ME WORRIED?! WHERE ARE YOU?!
Taeyeon: i'm driving ppany
Tiffany: driving? where to? not even telling me? who am i? your maid?! i'm your girlfriend for s sake!
Taeyeon: i know that sorry
Tiffany: go home now before i get really mad!
Taeyeon: i can't! i'm being chased by police now
Tiffany: WHY?
Taeyeon: i hit a lady accidentally
Tiffany: HUH?! JUST STOP THE CAR WHY ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY?
Taeyeon: i'm scared talk to you later!
Tiffany: tae??!
Tiffany: stop the damn car for s sake!!
Tiffany: tell me your location at least?? please??
Taeyeon: gangnam
Tiffany: STAY THERE!
JESS
Tiffany: JESS EMERGENCY COME WITH ME
Tiffany: JESSIE!!!
Tiffany: ANSWER THE PHONE STUPID
Jessica: hmm yes why
Tiffany: WHY DIDN'T YOU REPLY TO MY TEXT?!
Jessica: i am doing that now
Tiffany: CAN'T YOU REPLY FASTER?!
Jessica: okay
Jessica: what do you want?!
Tiffany: come with me to gangnam
Jessica: what for?
Tiffany: tae got in trouble let's go i'll explain later!
Jessica: what trouble?
Tiffany: CAN'T WE JUST GO?!
Jessica: no i'm lazy
Tiffany: JESSICA PLEASE THIS IS SERIOUS MATTER SHE GOT POLICE CHASING HER ON THE ROAD!!
Jessica: yeah? did she told you she hit a lady?
Tiffany: YES WAIT HOW DO YOU KNOW?!
Jessica: can you please relax?
Tiffanny: NO?!
Jessica: she's in my bedroom
Tiffany: huh? what?
Jessica: she's playing gta
Tiffany: WHAT THE
Jessica: i told you to relax didn't i
Tiffany: SO YOU ASK YOUR GIRLFRIEND TO TOUCH SOME GRASS BUT LET MINE PLAYING THE DAMN GTA?!
Jessica: it's her first time plus she begs cutely
Tiffany: WHAT THE JESSI I'M WORRIED FOR NOTHING!
TAETAE<3
Tiffany: YOU BETTER STOP PLAYING THE DAMN GAME BEFORE I BARGE IN WITH THE DAMN AXE KIM TAEYEON
Taeyeon: hehe
Tiffany: DON'T HEHE ME!
Taeyeon: sorry baby <3
Tiffany: YOU'RE DEAD WHEN I GET HOME KIM TAEYEON
Taeyeon: :<
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