HOT TEA
SOSHI ON CRACK
SOSHICHATROOM
seulgi: GOOD MORNING ES WAKE YOUR UP!!!!
yoona_lim: who the hell?
taeyeon_ss: call irene
hotsootuff: irene come collect your child
yulyulk: 404 error irene not found ded in a ditch
seulgi: ARE YALL OLD HAG UP YET?!
taeyeon_ss: old hag?! old hag?!
hotsootuff: are you in the wrong chatroom?
seulgi: no i'm aware that i'm in soshi chatroom right now
hotsootuff: good, now leave!
seulgi: ddeulgi just wants to play with sushi unnies :(
yoona_lim: sushi your
hotsootuff: STOP PRETENDING TO BE SAD!
yulyulk: STOP CONSUMING MY WEED
seulgi: WHEN DID I EVEN?!
taeyeon_ss: STOP BEING CUTE
seulgi: ehe~ 
yulyulk: TAEYEON WTF
taeyeon_ss: she's cute tho
yoona_lim: I'M REPORTING YOUR TO TIFFANY UNNIE
taeyeon_ss: STOP SCAMMING MY EVERYTIME YOONA
hotsootuff: why are you here? what do you want?
seulgi: to slay yall with my existence
hotsootuff: THAT'S IT GET THE HECK OUT!
seulgi: kick me if you can
[irene is online!]
irene: unnies i'm sorry but can you take care of seulgi for a day we all got schedule so nobody's home
yoona_lim: what is she? 2 months old?
yulyulk: why is she the only one without schedule?
irene: because she gay
yulyulk: what?
irene: do you have problem yuri unnie?
yulyulk: yes i do have problem we're not a baby sitter before it was krystal now it's seulgi we're busy too!
irene: busy watching
taeyeon_ss: ooohhh savage
yulyulk: how does she know i can't breathe
yoona_lim: everyone knows tbh
yulyulk: SHUT UP YOU EVEN BRING POPCORN
yoona_lim: stop throwing me under the bus!
hotsootuff: irene you need to stop being friend with seohyun!
irene: can't do that sis she's my homie
hotsootuff: i got cancer hearing that
irene: good for you
hotsootuff: oh my god she's worst than seohyun
irene: so i'll be dropping seulgi at your dorm soon
yulyulk: NO WAY
irene: i don't care yall better be prepared
seulgi: do they have pringles there unnie?
irene: yes they have all sort of different flavor
seulgi: me so happy
irene: uwu
seulgi: uwu
yoona_lim: STOP UWUING (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
taeyeon_ss: there goes my free time i should be facetiming seolhyun and tippani!!
[jessica.syj is online!]
jessica.syj: hey guys can i hang out at the dorm i'm so bored today
hotsootuff: YES I LOVE YOU
yulyulk: PLEASE COME
taeyeon_ss: STAY HERE FOR THE NIGHT
yoona_lim: MY LIFE SAVER <3
jessica.syj: the fuq?
seulgi: hi sica unnie i'll be at the dorm too can't wait to meet you
jessica.syj: who the is this?
seulgi: me? sleugi
jessica.syj: who is sleugi?
seulgi: why don't she know who i am?? :(
irene: she got kicked out when we're still trainee of course she doesn't know you
seulgi: but i know her!
jessica.syj: how do you know who i am?!
seulgi: i always play at your sister's dorm
jessica.syj: you know soojung?!
seulgi: yes we play together
taeyeon_ss: play? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
yulyulk: play 'together'( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
jessica.syj: PLAY WHAT?!
seulgi: play on her bed
jessica.syj: OH MY GOD
yoona_lim: i'm calling dispatch
hotsootuff: irene is shaking
irene: explain this bull seulgi!
[jessica.syj added vousmevoyes to the chatroom!]
[vousmevoyes is online!]
jessica.syj: explain this soojung!
vousmevoyes: what ?
jessica.syj: seulgi !
vousmevoyes: what's with her ?
jessica.syj: do you know each other?!
irene: do you?!
seulgi: hi krystal
vousmevoyes: oh god what did you tell my sis?
seulgi: i told her that i often went to your place and play with you
jessica.syj: is that true soojung?!
vousmevoyes: well that's the tea sis, she spill it for you
jessica.syj: we need to talk, both of you!
taeyeon_ss: this tea is hot
hotsootuff: and spicy
yulyulk: and gay
yoona_lim: and i approve
irene: and i choked
i ship!
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