FAMILY

SOSHI ON CRACK

 

 

OT9
hotsootuff: WHO THE ATE MY TUNA SANDWICH?!
tiffanyyoungofficial: oh it's yours?
hotsootuff: TIPPANI SPIT IT OUT RIGHT NOW
tiffanyyoungofficial: how dare you don't be so stingy!
hotsootuff: I SAID SPIT IT OUT
taeyeon_ss: hey come on syoo tippani is hungry after exercising i will buy you a new one ok?
yulyulk: hmm 'exercising'
taeyeon_ss: take your erted mind somewhere else! not on my wife!
yulyulk: ooohh so overprotective
jessica.syj: kwon yuri
yulyulk: y..yes?
jessica.syj: quit teasing
taeyeon_ss: TELL HER CIKA!
hotsootuff: ARE YOU SPITTING IT OUT OR NOT?!
tiffanyyoungofficial: i just ate one! don't you love me sooyoungie? or you love food more?!
hotsootuff: because i love you that's why i ask you to spit it out!
tiffanyyoungofficial: uh? why?
hotsootuff: i found the tuna can in the trash bin outside and the bread expired last year so i make sandwiches for the cockroaches, last night they ate it and they died so i make more in case there's more cockroaches wanna eat it
tiffanyyoungofficial: 
taeyeon_ss: CALL THE AMBULANCE! CALL THE AMBULANCE!
yulyulk: ambulance   
taeyeon_ss: srsly this ?
tiffanyyoungofficial: i think i'm fine taetae i just puked
taeyeon_ss: NEXT TIME PUT THE SANDWICH SOMEWHERE ELSE YOU COULD'VE KILL US SOOYOUNG
hotsootuff: i'm killing the cockroaches in this ing house where's your thank you?!
taeyeon_ss: NOBODY ASKS YOU TO DO IT!
hotsootuff: FINE LIVE WITH IT THEN!
taeyeon_ss: but how in the world could you make the food looks so edible when it's literally trash?!
hotsootuff: THEY DON'T CALL ME HOLYSOOYOUNG FOR NOTHING
taeyeon_ss: I never heard anyone call you that!!
hotsootuff: WANNA FIGHT MIDGET!?
tiffanyyoungofficial: that's enough you two! i said i'm fine!
taeyeon_ss: she call me midget!
tiffanyyoungofficial: i said enough taetae!
taeyeon_ss: :'(
jessica.syj: aww come at mommy~
tiffanyyoungofficial: jessi stop hoeing around
jessica.syj: tch
[seojuhyun_s is online!]
seojuhyun_s: hey unnirs i bring someone home
yoona_lim: are you cheating on me?
seojuhyun_s: stop crying it's ugly my eyes are burning 
yoona_lim: how can you say i'm ugly look at me now how do i look?!
seojuhyun_s: able
yoona_lim:  (╯=▃=)╯︵┻━┻
seojuhyun_s: ┬─┬ノ( ◕◡◕ ノ)
515sunnyday: sksk look at kids these days they have no shame
yulyulk: is she pretty seohyun? the one you bring home?
jessica.syj: want to sleep on the couch?
yulyulk: I WANT TO HOE AROUND LIKE YOU TOO
jessica.syj: say that again?
yulyulk: is she pretty like my sicababy? no? then i'm not interested!
taeyeon_ss: pfft guys how to spell coward?
hotsootuff: Y U R I
yoona_lim: C H I C K E N
watasiwahyo: S C A R E D Y C A T
yulyulk: sica look they're picking on me :(
jessica.syj: you four s wanna die?
taeyeon_ss: n..no
yoona_lim: if you kill me there'll be no visual in SNSD
hotsootuff: isn't that better?
watasiwahyo: yeah i can be the new visual
515sunnyday: if you became the new visual we need to change our name to snake shidae
watasiwahyo: do i look like a snake to you sunny ah?
515sunnyday: yeah inside and out
watasiwahyo: sis why are you so honest
 
yulyulk: I'M CHOKING
seojuhyun_s: ARE YALL ING IGNORING ME?!
taeyeon_ss: no honey
tiffanyyoungofficial: who are you calling honey?
taeyeon_ss: s..seohyunnie
tiffanyyoungofficial: I THOUGHT I'M YOUR ONLY HONEY?
jessica.syj: that's right go beat her up tiffy
taeyeon_ss: you're the real honey she's the fake one
seojuhyun_s: HOW DARE YOU?
taeyeon_ss: h..help taetae!!!
yulyulk: how to spell coward?
515sunnyday: T E Y O N
hotsootuff: T E Y E I N 
yoona_lim: F L A T C H E S T E D Y E O N
watasiwahyo: B A E Y E O N
taeyeon_ss: GO BACK TO SCHOOL DIMWIT!
tiffanyyoungofficial: can yall like stop with this childish banter?
jessica.syj: like you're matured enough
tiffanyyoungofficial: hoe don't you ing start
jessica.syj: oh i already start bih
yoona_lim: smh these two unnies are like snake and frog
tiffanyyoungofficial: she's the snake
jessica.syj: heck yeah i am
yoona_lim: anyways seobaby who did you bring home?
seojuhyun_s: OH WOW I THOUGHT NOBODY'S INTERESTED TO KNOW
yoona_lim: look yall old unnies already make my hyunnie mad!
taeyeon_ss: sorry hyunnie
hotsootuff: sorry seohyunnah, so who did you take home? your friend?
seojuhyun_s: no they're my fam
jessica.syj: they? alright sis how many are they?
seojuhyun_s: none of your business
jessica.syj: lil you better answer my question!
yulyulk: calm down babe
seojuhyun_s: i don't ing know i didn't even count them unnir
tiffanyyoungofficial: oh my, don't tell me you rent the whole bus and bring them home?
seojuhyun_s: my is not that extra like yours mom
tiffanyyoungofficial: what did i even ing do to you
 
seojuhyun_s: born me
tiffannyoungofficial: look at your kid kim!
taeyeon_ss: . . .
yoona_lim: so where are they? do they wanna have dinner?
yulyulk: when are you going to introduce them to us?
seojuhyun_s: their mom is pregnant
hotsootuff: IM SORRY WHAT WHO DID YOU KIDNAP SEOHYUN WHO DID YOU ACTUALLY TAKE HOME?
yoona_lim: unnies i'm scared
jessica.syj: don't tell me she actually bring a family of satan home?!
seojuhyun_s: pft. i'm not that extreme! i only bring them home! look at them! how cute and happy are they?!
taeyeon_ss: ANNNNNJIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRR
515sunnyday: IS THAT A FREAKING COCKROACH?!
watasiwahyo: sis why did you take these thing home?!
seojuhyun_s: christina is dead and i miss her so much, so i adopt these cuties to cured my depression
yoona_lim: you call those cockroach cuties? i'm about to barf!
jessica.syj: I DON'T WANT TO INVOLVE MYSELF IN THIS ERY
[jessica.syj is offline!]
seojuhyun_s: i'm going to find out who murder my christina baby, and i'm going to kill her...SLOWLY
tiffanyyoungofficial: s..sooyoung ah~
515sunnyday: sis you better run
hotsootuff: . . .
 

 

 

me to everyone
 

 

for anyone who doesn't know, Christina is seohyun's cockroach.

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xDannyKx #1
Chapter 113: eh wait, was there a chapter 113? naw man, guess i'm too late to the party 🤣
sstorm
#2
Chapter 113: bro, you backk???
Mustafina
1150 streak #3
Chapter 113: Oh that was wild as hell 🤣
Eris78
#4
Chapter 113: Poor Soo! It’s not often everyone else is saying the dumb .
ROYAL_LOCKSMITH #5
Chapter 110: Rereading cause I can't remember were I stop.😅

Taeyeon can't resist fany .😆
UndefinedCharacter
#6
Chapter 113: Same Sooyoung, same... 😶😶😶
Kkomofam #7
Chapter 112: Taeyeon meme says it all 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Eris78
#8
Chapter 112: LMFAOOOOO! I’m going to start ironing my toilet paper, too. Sounds like fun.😂
Mustafina
1150 streak #9
Chapter 112: "Sunny can I come smoke crack with you?" Had me DYING 🤣🤣 it was a whole "so who's gonna tell her?" 🤣🤣
Superman19
#10
Chapter 112: Hahahahahhahahaha i really hope for hyowen endgame. But baekhyun got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Weiiiiiiiiiiiiii berdekah.