SECRET DUNGEON                                               

Tiffany: hey

Jessica: oh look who we have here

Seohyun: a hoe

Jessica: you don't have to be too honest seohyun this is why nobody likes you

Seohyun: yoona does

Jessica: well she's dumb

Tiffany: can yall help me ugh

Seohyun: why is taeyeon unnie still mad?

Tiffany: hmm yes

Jessica: should i tie her up until she forgive you?

Tiffany: what? good idea jess and she'll get mad even more!

Jessica: then i'll tie her up again!

Tiffany: jessi no!

Seohyun: then should i bury her unnie?

Tiffany: hyunnie sweetie we're not killing her wtf!

Seohyun: who said i'm killing her? she can still breathe for like 30 minutes

Tiffany: DON'T YOU HAVE A BETTER IDEA?!

Jessica: my idea is better than seohyun

Tiffany: seriously? i shouldn't have went out clubbing secretly with you two last night how come yuri and yoona are not angry?!

Jessica: ooh they are

Seohyun: yes yoona turns into yoonie when she finds out thank god she's so forgiving

Jessica: god i hate yoonie

Seohyun: same

Tiffany: what did you guys do so that they're not angry anymore?

Jessica: have a guess

Tiffany: i don't know?? tie her up?

Jessica: that's cruel tiffany

Tiffany: THEN WHY THE DO YOU WANT TO TIE MY GIRLFRIEND JUST SO SHE WOULD FORGIVE ME?!

Jessica: for science

Tiffany: hyunnie what the heck did you do to yoona?

Seohyun: did you see a hole in the yard?

Tiffany: yes?

Seohyun: yes

Tiffany: YOUR BURIED HER?!!

Seohyun: no i help yeyeon unnie plant her weed

Tiffany: CAN ANY OF YOU TWO ES ANSWER MY QUESTION SERIOUSLY I'M NOT PLAYING TAEYEON IS ANGRY AS SHE ALMOST WENT TO HER OWN CONCERT AS A FAN INSTEAD OF HERSELF!!!

Jessica: i can replace her

Seohyun: i can sing INVU 

Tiffany: GUYS PLEASEEEEEEEE

Jessica: fine..fine.. calm down, i'll tell you how i ask for yuri's forgiveness

Tiffany: thank you...how?

Jessica: i gave her a

Seohyun: ew

Tiffany: that's it? and she's all good?

Jessica: of course not, she's not having it so i gave her $50

Tiffany: and?

Jessica: and she's all happy and she forgets why she's mad in the first place

Tiffany: that easy?

Jessica: hmm yes

Tiffany: that won't work on taeyeon you know cuz she's rich

Jessica: ARE YOU SAYING MY GIRLFRIEND IS POOR?!

Tiffany: yes there's no way taeyeon would forgive me for $50

Seohyun: then try $60

Jessica: that's too much seohyun!

Tiffany: how did you apologize hyunnie?

Seohyun: i took her to 7eleven

Tiffany: and do what?

Seohyun: she wants some cigarettes

Jessica: yoona smoke?!

Seohyun: not yoona, yoonie, and after a pack of cigarette she turns back into yoona and forgave me

Tiffany: but my taeyeon doesn't smoke ugh i'm so ing stress what do i do??

Jessica: ask hyo for her stuff

Tiffany: NO THANK YOU

Seohyun: is taeyeon unnie with you now?

Tiffany: yes but she's pretending that i'm ing invisible

Jessica: give her $50

Tiffany: what for?! she ain't yuri!

Jessica: JUST DO IT

Tiffany: DONE

Seohyun: so any reactions?

Tiffany: she's calling panda express

Jessica: HAHAHA

Seohyun: i told you $60 is way better idea unnie

Tiffany: NO AMOUNT OF MONEY WILL MAKE HER SPEAK TO ME

Jessica: go buy cigarette or some

Tiffany: my girlfriend doesn't smoke jessica jung sooyeon!

Seohyun: tell us what have you done so far

Tiffany: i said sorry billion times already and i even bought her fav jellies and it didn't work too and i gave her the damn $50 and still she's ignoring me!!

Jessica: have you tried taking off your shirt?

Seohyun: oooh

Tiffany: what? 

Jessica: you said she's ignoring you then you need to ignore her too but in form

Seohyun: try it unnie who knows it might work

Tiffany: alright i guess?

Jessica: do you think it'll work seohyun?

Seohyun: yes since tae unnie is a ert motherer

Jessica: yeah true she even stares at my s when yuri is around 

Seohyun: yuri unnie is okay with that?

Jessica: yuri didn't even notice it since she was busy staring at my s as well

Seohyun: ew

Jessica: how did it go tiff?

Seohyun: ppany unnie why so silent

Jessica: tiff?

Seohyun: unnie????

Jessica: welp guess it work

Seohyun: yep!