MATURED
SOSHI ON CRACK[TAEYEON]
소녀시대 9
seojuhyun_s: i feel old
jessica_syj: shut your up young woman!
seojuhyun_s: why are you attacking me out of nowhere?!
hotsootuff: you feel old?! are you kidding me?!
yoona_lim: then how does that make taeyeon unnie feels?!
what about what i feel?
yulyulk: true! please think about her feelings before you open your mouth
girls what are you talking about?
seojuhyun_s: but my back hurts unnies
515sunnyday: DO YOU KNOW TAEYEON'S BACK CRACK EVERYTIME SHE BREATHE?!
yoona_lim: breathe if you agree
515sunnyday: *heavy breathing*
hotsootuff: the hell is wrong with you?
515sunnyday: i see donuts
hotsootuff: OMG WHERE
hold up wtf is going on?!
watasiwahyo: do you know teyon carry those message tool with her around right?
IT'S TAEYEON
xolovestephi: hyo it's massage tool
watasiwahyo: don't correction me hwang
jessica_syj: you mean don't correct me hwang?
watasiwahyo: THESE ES WANNA FLIGHT
xolovestephi: you mean fight?
jessica_syj: oh we can fight you with our bewbs
watasiwahyo: someone save me
yoona_lim: hi
watasiwahyo: not you
yoona_lim: PUTA 
seojuhyun_s: unnies i think it's time for us to change our concept
jessica_syj: our concept is fine!
watasiwahyo: my favorite is kissing you baby because oh god those lolipops makes me look so ghei 
yulyulk: my favorite is baby baby 
because i looks like a daddy in it
because i looks like a daddy in itjessica_syj: what even?
yulyulk: your daddy that is
jessica_syj: *sweating*
seojuhyun_s: unnies! we're not teens anymore, shouldn't our concept gets more matured?
xolovestephi: matured? you mean all those legs spreading and being braless? a sultry concept?
hotsootuff: oh i'm up for that
yulyulk: pls don't do that soo, if sone saw you being braless they'll scram away and join other fandom
jessica_syj: hahaha
omg why is she laughing
jessica_syj: SHUT UP TAENGOO
515sunnyday: sone will join thrice if you do that sooyoung
hotsootuff: what's wrong with me being braless? i'm y
yulyulk: and flat, you're flat
hotsootuff: *looks at her chest* DAMN YOU
watasiwahyo: flat? you mean like apartment?
yeyeon pls don't talk when you're on drugs
seojuhyun_s: i'm not talking about being sultry, but yeah something like that and our lyrics needs to be matured too
yoona_lim: a matured lyrics?
seojuhyun_s: yeah
yulyulk: how do you do mature lyrics?
jessica_syj: B BRING THE BILLS OUT
xolovestephi: GIRLS GENERATION MAKE YOU FEEL THE HEAT, CUZ YOU CAN'T EVEN PAY YOUR OWN DAMN BILLS
jessica_syj: B BRING THE BILLS OUT
xolovestephi: WE'RE BORN TO WORK ALL DAY LONG FOR INTERNET DATA CAUSE YOU KNOW THE GIRLS
jessica_syj: B BRING THE BILLS OUT
seojuhyun_s: unnies...
hotsootuff: AYO GG!
I GOT A DEBT ON MY JEANS, I GOT A DEBT ON MY CAR
I GOT A DEBT ON MY GIRLFRIENDS CUZ SHE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO KEEP HER HANDS FROM THOSE PINK THINGS!!!
xolovestephi: what do you mean girlfriend's' kim taeyeon?
jessica_syj: that means she had more than one girlfriend you dumb
ehh
seojuhyun_s: UNNIES Y'ALL RIDICULOUS
yoona_lim: how are we ridiculous seohyunnie? this is being mature
515sunnyday: HEY GIRLS DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?
xolovestephi: IT MUST BE OVERTIME
yoona_lim: HERE WE GO!
WE CAN'T STOP STOP STOP
YEOGIN OVERTIME
515sunnyday: IDAERO GESOK OVERTIME
yoona_lim: IT'S A OVERTIME!
xolovestephi: LEMON SOJU, NAN TEKILLA, NEON MOHITTO
yulyulk: LET'S GO TO JEJU, CALIFORNIA AND ROME
hotsootuff: BUT WE CAN ONLY DREAM A PEARLY WHITE BEACH WITH GREAT WAVES
yoona_lim: FINITO!
515sunnyday: BECAUSE IT'S O V E R T I M E
xolovestephi: O V E R T I M E
yulyulk: IT'S OVERTIME
seojuhyun_s: i hate y'all
wae? wae? wae?
why do you hate us?
do you wanna do pole dance seohyun ah?
seojuhyun_s: I wouldn't want to imagine what the lyrics are like if we do a pole dance concept!
jessica_syj: it'll be like my s sliding between these pole something liek dat
xolovestephi: see? she's a i knew it
jessica_syj: what? i'm just being honest and mature for my age tiffy!
yulyulk: i can't imagine sooyoung doing the pole dance
hotsootuff: bruh what's wrong with me doing the pole dance?
yulyulk: i mean how can an actual pole like you do pole dance?
hotsootuff: IT'LL BE POLETASTIC
watasiwahyo: the heck is poletastic?
515sunnyday: some kind of plastic surgery on your knee
xolovestephi: omg you should do that sunny
say no more to bricks
515sunnyday: i already had the surgery
yoona_lim: omo? already?
jessica_syj: sunny ah~ how short you actually are?
515sunnyday: not as short as your hope on getting taeyeon back
wat?
xolovestephi: WHY WOULD YOU STILL HOPING ON MY GIRL!?
jessica_syj: I WOULD NEVER STOP!
watasiwahyo: i thought she's my girl?!
I'M NOT YOUR GIRL YEYEON
yulyulk: i'm calling juran
jessica_syj: DO THAT IF YOU WANNA LOSE YOUR FRONT TEETH KWON YURI
yulyulk: hahahaha asdfghjkl
515sunnyday: sica and her damn harem, tch
taetae don't want anyone but ppany
xolovestephi: awww taetae~
yoona_lim: taeyeon unnie sunmi is at the front door doing the gashina dance
OMG WHERE'S MY CAMCORDER AND POM POMS?!
xolovestephi: it's confirmed, we're all hoe
jessica_syj: i'd still date you tiffy
xolovestephi: eww, but ok since you're hot
jessica_syj: aww boo boo~
xolovestephi: who's my boo boo~
jessica_syj: you
xolovestephi: awww~
aww why don't you two go get a room and continue being lesbian there?
jessica_syj: SHUT UP TAENGOO
seojuhyun_s: I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY Y'ALL ARE SUCH A HOE
yulyulk: because seohyun, you'll understand that when you're older
hotsootuff: true
seojuhyun_s: what do you mean older? i'm already 27!!
yoona_lim: correction! 26!
you're still a baby now so shush
seojuhyun_s: 26 is a baby?! what should 26 year old baby do then?!
watasiwahyo: sit in cubicle and cry like
that's what 96 year old do yeyeon
watasiwahyo: but my grandmother didn't do that baeyeon
hotsootuff: that's because she dead
watasiwahyo: really? i thought she's in prison
why would she be in prison?
watasiwahyo: for still being legal at that age
seojuhyun_s: Y'ALL UNNIES ARE HOPELESS, I'M LEAVING
yoona_lim: leaving? already?
jessica_syj: ya where are you going seohyun ah?
seojuhyun_s: I'M LEAVING SNSD
[seojuhyun_s offline]
omo omo omo
what have we done
watasiwahyo: i'll talk to her
xolovestephi: you're the last person on earth who should do that!
jessica_syj: and even we're already in hell you're still the last person who should do that
watasiwahyo: that's rude, but i ain't going to hell nuh uh
let me talk to her since i'm the leader
jessica_syj: stop giving the stupid lame excuse just to get away
i'm just going to talk to her sica ya
what if she really leaves?!
xolovestephi: shut up taetae you can't win her she's tall!
WHAT THAT HAS TO DO WITH MY HEIGHT TIPPANI KIM?!
hotsootuff: alright, alright, if u want someone tall, then i'll go bring her back
yoona_lim: B BRING SEOHYUN BACK
jessica_syj: yoong, pls
yoona_lim: sawry
hotsootuff: but uh, do i actually have to go alone?
take someone else with you in case seobaby fight back
hotsootuff: alright tippani let's go
xolovestephi: me?
hotsootuff: yes you, she'll listen to u eventually
xolovestephi: alright alright i'm coming
jessica_syj: you better make it work or i'm revealing your photo to sone
xolovestephi: DON'T U DARE
hotsootuff: pls don't expose my s sica i'm not married yet
yulyulk: sicababy why are you threathening em?
jessica_syj: shush up seobang or i'll post your pictures too
you don't have mine, do you?
jessica_syj: ohh i have yours the most
*triggered*
yoona_lim: SICA UNNIR U ERT
515sunnyday: I'M CALLING SOO MAN
jessica_syj: for what? i got his photo as well
515sunnyday: what? when did u see my uncle being ?
jessica_syj: in my dreams
why did u dream of sooman in form cika?!
watasiwahyo: how could you? you're the worst sica!
jessica_syj: i got all of your pathetic people's in my handphone ㅋㅋㅋ
*shaking*
[yulyulk shaking]
[xolovestephi shaking]
[hotsootuff shaking]
[watasiwahyo shaking]
[yoona_lim shaking]
[515sunnyday shaking]
jessica_syj: oh i love this
sica stop being so mean
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