SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY
SOSHI ON CRACK
SOSHI9
jessica.syj: . . .
seojuhyun_s: sis what's wrong?
jessica.syj: . . .
seojuhyun_s: unnir wtf
jessica.syj: . . .
seojuhyun_s: if there's nothing good coming from that mind of yours you better shush
jessica.syj: is this how you speak to the elders?
seojuhyun_s: don't act like you're so much older than me and no i don't even speak to the elders because i'm seohyun
jessica.syj: what color is your hair right now
seojuhyun_s: what that has to do with our conversations earlier?!
jessica.syj: JUST ANSWER ME RIGHT NOW
seojuhyun_s: uhh.. black
jessica.syj: why
seojuhyun_s: because i'm seohyun
jessica.syj: the ?
yoona_lim: me too black i like black
seojuhyun_s: nobody asks you
yoona_lim: I KNOW THAT'S WHY I SAID IT BECAUSE NOBODY WILL ASK SO I JUST WANNA SPILL THE TEA MYSELF
seojuhyun_s: there's no tea to spill everyone knows your hair is always black
yoona_lim: I ONCE A BLONDIE
seojuhyun_s: that's like 5 years ago and it's ugly
yoona_lim: EVERYONE LIKES A BLONDIE ME!!!!
seojuhyun_s: why are you screaming
yoona_lim: BECAUSE I'M YOONA
seojuhyun_s: stfu already
jessica.syj: yall acting suspicious
yoona_lim: GREAT NOW THIS SIS IS SUSPECTING US
taeyeon_ss: what do you mean acting suspicious?
jessica.syj: especially you!
taeyeon: what?
jessica.syj: YES, YOU!
taeyeon_ss: what? umm... okay, well... i might have accidentaly dropped your toothbrush in the toilet bowl not long ago but it's an accident and i'm really guilty about it!
jessica.syj: i don't mean like this BUT WHAT THE KIM TAEYEON WHAT THE ?!
taeyeon_ss: i swear i wash your toothbrush back with holy water it is as clean as it is before the accident happen!!
seojuhyun_s: where did you get the holy water?
taeyeon_ss: seohyun pls don't ask
seojuhyun_s: it's $399 that money better go in my bank account now before i blackmail you
taeyeon_ss: geesshh okay okay
jessica.syj: oh my god i'm gonna cry
yoona_lim: you can lean on my shoulder
jessica.syj: thanks but no
yoona_lim: why
seojuhyun_s: IT'S ALL BONEY AND POINTY AND SHARP LIKE PUT ON SOME FAT THERE YOONGIE
yoona_lim: OH YEAH LEMME ASK MY EXISTING FAT TO ACCUMULATE JUST ON MY SHOULDERS
seojuhyun_s: EXACTLY GO TELL EM
yoona_lim: I ALREADY DM THEM HYUNNIE
seojuhyun_s: OKAY COOL
jessica.syj: stop
taeyeon_ss: why are you two acting like a granny on a bus with brownies in saran wrap bickering with each other?
yoona_lim: how dare you
[tiffanyyoungofficial is online!]
tiffanyyoungofficial: wow this chatroom suddenly got active huh
jessica.syj: i haven't seen you in like..well four months!
tiffanyyoungofficial: aww i miss you too
jessica.syj: i wish it was longer
tiffanyyoungofficial: aww bish i knew deep down you missed me and my chanel scent!
jessica.syj: the one that smells like a vagene no thank you
tiffanyyoungofficial: IT DOES NOT SMELLS LIKE A VAGENE
jessica.syj: well it does
tiffanyyoungofficial: IT DOESN'T
jessica.syj: it does
tiffanyyoungofficial: NO IT'S NOT
taeyeon_ss: it does
tiffanyyoungofficial: boo wtf you said it smells good and y!
taeyeon_ss: well vagene smells y so technically it does smells good
jessica.syj: oh taeyeon
seojuhyun_s: eww
yoona_lim: hyunnie close your eyes darling this convo is going 69
[yulyulk is online!]
yulyulk: hey what do you think of my hair?
taeyeon_ss: that wig is pretty where did you get them?
seojuhyun_s: adultoys.com
yoona_lim: seotan no
yulyulk: wtf bruh this ain't wig this is my real hair!
taeyeon_ss: oh wow it's red!
yulyulk: does it looks good?
taeyeon_ss: you look like the most beautiful mermaid there is!
yulyulk: aww
tiffanyyoungofficial: EHEM!
taeyeon_ss: WHICH IS NONE CUZ MERMAID DOESN'T EXIST!
tiffanyyoungofficial: good one baby
yulyulk: you! mmmm how do i look sicababy?
jessica.syj: looks suspicious
seojuhyun_s: can you stop with the suspicions?!
yulyulk: what? why do i look suspicious babe?
jessica.syj: why are you suddenly dyeing your hair red?!
yulyulk: uhh it's for my upcoming drama!
jessica.syj: uhuh? so they want you to be a redhead now?
yulyulk: guys help!
tiffanyyoungofficial: THEY BASICALLY WANTS YURI TO BE A STRIPPER IN GAY CLUB FOR HER NEXT DRAMA SO RED HAIR IS GOING TO CATCH VIEWERS ATTENTIONS DON'T YOU THINK SO BISH?
jessica.syj: do you think i'm stupid? do i look like a 5 months old to you?!
tiffanyyoungoficial: no you look like a 50 year old to me
yulyulk: YOU'RE NOT HELPING AT ALL TIFFANY SCREW YOU AND YOUR BLONDE
yoona_lim: i would definitely watch the drama for stripper yul
yulyulk: I'M NOT A STRIPPER AND I WON'T BE ONE EVEN IN DRAMA YOONG!
yoona_lim: eww, then i'll just keep watching my own drama then!
jessica.syj: alright stop! yuri is suddenly a redhead, taengoo and tiffy is blonde for what occassion? and that putangina hyo is hiding in philippines and who knows what soosun is up to these days!!
taeyeon_ss: sunkyu is in LA for so long her name is basically susan ie lee now
yoona_lim: sooyoung unnie is bald now that's why she's MIA she told the stylist to make her look unique and she gets what she asks
tiffanyyoungofficial: poor soo :(
jessica.syj: come on just tell me the truth! yall are having comebacks again right?!
seojuhyun_s: seems like there's no need to hide anymore this unnir is quick witted!
jessica.syj: without me again!
yoona_lim: if you wanna join us we want you to dyed your hair green
jessica.syj: NO THANK YOU I RATHER BE BALD THAN HAVING TO DYED MY HAIR GREEN BUT HOW DARE YALL KEEP THIS A SECRET FROM ME
taeyeon_ss: we wanna surprise everyone including you
jessica.syj: it's not like i'll tell everyone bout this, if i can't join yall i still wanna be a part of it!
tiffanyyoungofficial: aww sorry babe for keeping it a secret :(
yulyulk: sorry sicababy :(
yoona_lim: sorry unnie :(
seojuhyun_s: well that sounds like you're really upset, we'll tell you next time...sorry unnir
taeyeon_ss: uhm...so you really wanna be a part of it?
jessica.syj: yeah :(
taeyeon_ss: well, you can camoflauge yourself in the background as grass since we're having a nature concept
jessica.syj: KIM TAEYEON I ING HATE YOU YOU I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL MAKE YOU SHORTER THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU!!
taeyeon_ss: hahahahahahahaha!!!
yulyulk: lmaoo
yoona_lim: taeng unnie wtfwtfwtf lolol
jessica.syj: HOW CAN YOU STAND HER TIFFY UGH I HATE HER SO MUCH!!
tiffanyyoungofficial: oh taetae
hi es it's been long i missed writing so i came back but i can't promise i'll update regularly like before. hmm. we'll see.
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