WTF EVEN IS THIS?

SOSHI ON CRACK

 

 

GG9
seojuhyun_s: yall ing racoon stop spamming me with the pics my mom thinks i'm straight!!!
yulyulk: alright whoever that is you better stop doing seobaby dirty
taeyeon_ss: pls make seobaby's mom thinks she's gay again
jessica.syj: o hell naw am i reading that right?! who would do that?!
tiffanyyoungofficial: CLOSE YOUR EYES SWEETIE
yulyulk: SHE NEEDS CLOROX 
jessica.syj: i have a bottle at home come at me bb lemme rinse your eyeballs
sooyoungchoi: POOR MY SEOBABY'S EYES
watasiwahyo: is it thicc?
tiffanyyoungofficial: sksksksksk
yulyulk: really hyo
taeyeon_ss: HYO STOP
watasiwahyo: stop being racist
taeyeon_ss: WHAT WHEN AM I BEING RACIST
watasiwahyo: shut the up putaengina
sooyoungchoi: so is it thicc seohyun?
taeyeon_ss: don't go around asking seohyun stuffs like that!
seojuhyun_s: no my is thicker
watasiwahyo: damn
yoona_lim: yo excuse me has you seen my ?
515sunnyday: THIS IS BOUT SEOBABY'S DIC PIC NOT ABOUT YOUR SO SHUSH
tiffanyyoungofficial: right do you have any idea how important this matter right here yoong we have no time to deal with you or your missing !
jessica.syj: HAVE SOME RESPECC TO HER EYES!
yoona_lim: AM I AND MY A JOKE TO YOU?!
jessica.syj: yes
yoona_lim: wtf how dare yall treat a queen this way!
taeyeon_ss: lol what queen
yulyulk: queen of hoax
tiffanyyoungofficial: a queen who doesn't know where her at
yoona_lim: HAVE YOU BEEN SO POWERFUL THAT EVEN A SNACC WANTS YOUR FACE TO BE THEIR MAIN SNACCC!?
sooyoungchoi: hi how are you how's lays
yoona_lim: IT'S GOOD
sooyoungchoi: can i have some?
yoona_lim: NO
sooyoungchoi: WTF I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING THATS OFFENDED YOU!
yoona_lim: YOU BEING NICE JUST CUZ YOU WANT MY FOOD!!
sooyoungchoi: DO YOU THINK I'M POOR?!
yoona_lim: then why is it everytime you come over you'll empty my food stocks?!
sooyoungchoi: BECAUSE EVERYTIME I CAME OVER YOU SAID "MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE"
yoona_lim: i never knew you'd find comfort by gorging my ing food!
sooyoungchoi: THEN DO YOU EXPECT ME TO SIT ON YOUR COUCH AND STARE AT YOUR FACE WILL MAKE ME FEEL COMFORTABLE?!
yoona_lim: yes because i'm beautiful
sooyoungchoi: bea..beautiful?
jessica.syj: that's gay
taeyeon_ss: THIS IS ABOUT SEOBABY'S DICC PICS PLS STOP TALKING ABOUT OTHER STUFF YALL CREAMPUFF!!
515sunnyday: creampuff? aww that's cute
tiffanyyoungofficial: why creampuff you're bout to say something else didn't you?
taeyeon_ss: i'm fasting so i need to use proper words
yulyulk: shut the hell up you straight up ting me this morning
taeyeon_ss: SHUT UP CAKE DON'T EXPOSE ME LIKE THIS
watasiwahyo: wow now it's cake
seojuhyun_s: YALL WRINKLE TWINKLE PUTANGINA
watasiwahyo: seobaby no
jessica.syj: LANGUAGE
yoona_lim: y u snappin?
seojuhyun_s: ARE WE GOING TO FIND OUT WHO SEND ME THE DICC PICS OR NOT?!
watasiwahyo: you need to chill out
seojuhyun_s: I SAID ARE WE OR ARE WE NOT?!
watasiwahyo: alright alright we will!
jessica.syj: i know who the culprit is so calm your
seojuhyun_s: who did it?
tiffanyyoungofficial: who is it boo?
jessica.syj: well obviously not me
tiffanyyoungofficial: dafuq but yay
yulyulk: sica you're so brilliant your mind is ugh so magical i cannot brain you sometimes
jessica.syj: don't talk to me
yulyulk: what why?
jessica.syj: you're ting taeyeon so don't talk to me
yulyulk: hello it's taeyeon who's ting me first i didn't do or say anything!
taeyeon_ss: SHE ASK ME HOW MY TIDDIES DOING THIS MORNING LIKE DO YOU EXPECT MY TIDDES TO SAY THEY'RE FINE BUT A LITTLE SMALL AND LONELY?!
yulyulk: stooppppppp~
tiffanyyoungofficial: KWON YURI HOW COULD YOU ASK MY OO THAT?!
yulyulk: i'm just curious
seojuhyun_s: WE NEED TO FIND OUT WHO SEND ME THE DICC IF YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED OR NOT GOING TO HELP PLS NAGAJUSEYO!!!
yoona_lim: uhm unnies why is she speaking french?
515sunnyday: it's korean you dumb twig
yoona_lim: oh
seojuhyun_s: PLS BE SERIOUS FOR ONCE I AM DEEPLY ATTACKED AND I'M NOT HERE TO HAVE FUN!
sooyoungchoi: who's the last person yall texted and what time and what is the context
515sunnyday: excuse me but who the are you
sooyoungchoi: sunny ssi who's the last person you're texting?
515sunnyday: sogeum
sooyoungchoi: be right back
yoona_lim: FIRST WE NEED TO FIND MY MY IS NOT COMFORTABLE DO YOU THINK I LIKE BEING PANTIELESS?!
seojuhyun_s: DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?
yoona_lim: I'M VERY SORRY FOR BEING A SELFISH
seojuhyun_s: let's start with taeng unnir who's the last person you texted today?
taeyeon_ss: uhm jessica!
tiffanyyoungofficial: boo wtf?
taeyeon_ss: i only ask her if she wants to play pubg with me but she didn't reply me yet :(
jessica.syj: ask me again when they will let you put 8x to a pan or a supressor to a grenade
taeyeon_ss: sica wtf
seojuhyun_s: what bout everyone else?!
jessica.syj: yuri
yulyulk: tiffany
jessica.syj: WTF SO IT'S NOT ME?!
yulyulk: no
tiffanyyoungofficial: taetae
sooyoungchoi: hyo
515sunnyday: sogeum
sooyoungchoi: SHUT UP WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW
515sunnyday: sogeum says you
watasiwahyo: i last texted my drug dealer named tiffany aka tiffyhoe aka LABAD
tiffanyyoungofficial: who dat not me
seojuhyun_s: and you yoongie, who?
yoona_lim: you
seojuhyun_s: WHO?!
yoona_lim: you
seojuhyun_s: WHEN? WHY AM I NOT AWARE OF THIS?!
yoona_lim: i use my other number but you didn't reply me
jessica.syj: SINCE WHEN DID YOU HAVE OTHER NUMBER
taeyeon_ss: ohh one number for each girlfriends
yoona_lim: I'M NOT LIKE YOU TAE UNNIE
taeyeon_ss: zip it s
tiffanyyoungofficial: is it true?
taeyeon_ss: skskksskks
yoona_lim: die you old hag
seojuhyun_s: what did you texted me yoongie?
yoona_lim: i send you pictures of your fav vegetable
watasiwahyo: aww look at these innocent couple talking bout vegetables
seojuhyun_s: which one?
yoona_lim: which one? really? i send you a lot and you ask which one?
seojuhyun_s: i'm sorry i'm so stressed by the dicc pics that i can't concentrate on any vegetables 
yoona_lim: i sent you this one!
taeyeon_ss: hmm~
jessica.syj: uhuh so innocent
watasiwahyo: I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID BUT IT'S THICC
515sunnyday: wow we found the culprit sogeum is right
sooyoungchoi: sogeum didn't say anything
515sunnyday: DID I ASK FOR YOUR OPINION
seojuhyun_s: yoongie
yoona_lim: i have more wanna see?
seojuhyun_s: YOONGIE
yoona_lim: what hoe
seojuhyun_s: SO YOU'RE THE ONE RUINING MY DAY BY SENDING ME STUFFS LIKE THIS?!
yoona_lim: i only send you vegetables pics whats your problem?!
seojuhyun_s: DO YOU ING REALIZE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE?!
yoona_lim: A ING POTATO
jessica.syj: ohmygod my baby is so innocent and pure i'm so proud
seojuhyun_s: NO THAT LOOKS LIKE A FREAKING DICC
yoona_lim: HAVE YOU SEEN A DICC HOW DO YOU KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE A DICC?!
seojuhyun_s: are you being serious right now
yulyulk: i don't know if she's that innocent or 100% gay since birth
sooyoungchoi: i believed this issue is now solved hyunnie no one is spamming you dicc pics go tell your mom that it's actually a freaking vegetable
seojuhyun_s: i will
yoona_lim: now can we start looking for my ?!
[sooyoungchoi is offline!]
[taeyeon_ss is offline!]
[yulyulk is offline!]
[515sunnyday is offline!]
[tiffanyyoungofficial is offline!]
[jessica.syj is offline!]
[watasiwahyo is offline!]
[seojuhyun_s is offline!]
yoona_lim: AM I AND MY ING A JOKE TO YALL?! UGH!

 

happy fasting 

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xDannyKx #1
Chapter 113: eh wait, was there a chapter 113? naw man, guess i'm too late to the party 🤣
sstorm
#2
Chapter 113: bro, you backk???
Mustafina
1151 streak #3
Chapter 113: Oh that was wild as hell 🤣
Eris78
#4
Chapter 113: Poor Soo! It’s not often everyone else is saying the dumb .
ROYAL_LOCKSMITH #5
Chapter 110: Rereading cause I can't remember were I stop.😅

Taeyeon can't resist fany .😆
UndefinedCharacter
#6
Chapter 113: Same Sooyoung, same... 😶😶😶
Kkomofam #7
Chapter 112: Taeyeon meme says it all 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Eris78
#8
Chapter 112: LMFAOOOOO! I’m going to start ironing my toilet paper, too. Sounds like fun.😂
Mustafina
1151 streak #9
Chapter 112: "Sunny can I come smoke crack with you?" Had me DYING 🤣🤣 it was a whole "so who's gonna tell her?" 🤣🤣
Superman19
#10
Chapter 112: Hahahahahhahahaha i really hope for hyowen endgame. But baekhyun got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Weiiiiiiiiiiiiii berdekah.