THIEF
SOSHI ON CRACK
GG9
taeyeon_ss: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
yoona_lim: welcome to your thirtis
taeyeon_ss: wtf is thirtis
yoona_lim: I DONT KNOW HOW TO SPELL
taeyeon_ss: dumb kid
yoona_lim: you spell it then taeng unnie!
taeyeon_ss: tortoise
yoona_lim: WTF YOU EVEN WORST
taeyeon_ss: that's the real spelling idiot!
yoona_lim: GO FIX YOUR REMAINING BRAINCELLS!
taeyeon_ss: i don't have any
tiffanyyoungofficial: ugh these dumb es
sunnyday515: alrighty es who put clorox in my vitagen?!
taeyeon_ss: me
jessica.syj: me
sunnyday515: I'M UNFOLLOWING YOU TWO ON INSTAGRAM
jessica.syj: but you didn't follow me in the first place
sunnyday515: exactly because you're toxic
jessica.syj: uwu
sooyoungchoi: i misread that as instead of vitagen
sunnyday515: sooyoung please
yulyulk: oh I almost forgot! happy birthday!
sooyoungchoi: Happy birthday my fav girl in the world!
hyoyeon_x_x: thanks
sooyoungchoi: huh?
hyoyeon_x_x: but it's not my birthday though
sooyoungchoi: wtf i'm wishing happy birthday to hyunnie not you
hyoyeon_x_x: damn she's your fav girl in the world?
sooyoungchoi: no i'm just spitting s
seojuhyun_s: yall for the late birthday wishes but i'll forgave yall since yall hags
tiffanyyoungofficial: uh uh nuh you did not just call us that!
taeyeon_ss: HOW DARE YOU! GO SIT IN THE LIVING ROOM!
yulyulk: why are you making her sit in the living room for?
taeyeon_ss: CAUSE SHE'S IN TROUBLE AND PROBLEMATIC
yulyulk: aren't you supposed to say go in your bedroom when someone's in trouble?
taeyeon_ss: YES BUT THIS IS SEOHYUN WE'RE TALKING ABOUT SO SHE HAS TO SIT IN THE LIVING ROOM!
seojuhyun_s: the
taeyeon_ss: BE GRATEFUL THAT I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO SIT IN MY TOILET
seojuhyun_s: I'M GOING TO SUMMON MY FRIEND
taeyeon_ss: well you can sit in your bedroom if you want ehe
yoona_lim: hyunnie bb pls calm down
jessica.syj: who hurt you kid?
seojuhyun_s: I'M VERY PISSED
hyoyeon_x_x: whats wrong sweetie tell us!
seojuhyun_s: there's a thief in our dorm unnies!
tiffanyyoungofficial: what?! really?! taetae do me a favor and go hide yourself!
taeyeon_ss: ok
hyoyeon_x_x: did you lose something seohyun?
yoona_lim: i lose my ity in this dorm i swear to god that thief is so ing cute
seojuhyun_s: . . .
yoona_lim: :)
seojuhyun_s: . . .
yoona_lim: imma yeet myself
yulyulk: wtf
jessica.syj: brb gonna hide my sunglasses
taeyeon_ss: lol nobody's into that
jessica.syj: but you're into me
taeyeon_ss: i hate talking to you really
seojuhyun_s: i left my tissue box accidentally in the kitchen last night and today it's gone!
yoona_lim: just a tissue box hyunnie i could buy you another one or ten
seojuhyun_s: it's not just a tissue box yoong! it's actually my purse! it has money in it!!
sunnyday515: ok stop why would you use tissue box as purse?
seojuhyun_s: because i like to wipe my tears with dollars
sunnyday515: you're a very classy woman
seojuhyun_s: is that a compliment?
sunnyday515: heck no
yulyulk: so do you wipe your with money too?
tiffanyyoungofficial: YURI WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT
seojuhyun_s: of course i do
tiffanyyoungofficial: OH GOD WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
sooyoungchoi: she did that
yulyulk: see tippany, nothing is impossible with this kid
hyoyeon_x_x: how much you got in the tissue box btw?
seojuhyun_s: it's $15.99!
jessica.syj: pft..i thought it's like $1000 why are you making it like such a huge loss?!
seojuhyun_s: MONEY IS MONEY
jessica.syj: go twerk in tiktok or something you gonna get triple pay the amount you lose probably..probably less
seojuhyun_s: I'M NOT A LIKE YOU
hyoyeon_x_x: hmm from my investigation someone probably throw away the tissue box since it has no tissue in it
yulyulk: wow hyoyeon csi
tiffanyyoungofficial: from your what?
sunnyday515: did she really said from her investigation?
hyoyeon_x_x: what's wrong with my investigation?
jessica.syj: sis the one that needs to be investigated the most here is you
hyoyeon_x_x: for what
jessica.syj: for all the weed you supply to this household
hyoyeon_x_x: man stfu i'm all clean now..i'm a good girl you know
yulyulk: aight we believe you
sooyoungchoi: back to your investigation hyoyeon..now do you think we need to start a search in the dustbin to find the tissue box?
hyoyeon_x_x: yes, let's start with your bedroom sooyoung
sooyoungchoi: i'm sorry mam but i don't have any dustbin in my bedroom
hyoyeon_x_x: of course since the whole bedroom is a freaking dumpster
tiffanyyoungofficial: sis spot on
jessica.syj: pft
yulyulk: WAHAHAHA
sooyoungchoi:
seojuhyun_s: let's cut that part unnies i've been searching for the tissue box everywhere since this morning and i still couldn't find it!
yulyulk: okay so now what do we do?
hyoyeon_x_x: let's just point finger to the most suspicious looking
yulyulk: brilliant
tiffanyyoungofficial: jessica
sooyoungchoi: jessica
hyoyeon_x_x: jessica
sunnyday515: jessica
yulyulk: eeh?
jessica.syj: guys wtf i can't even breath in this ing chatroom!
seojuhyun_s: alright jessica unnir return my $15.99!
jessica.syj: I'M NOT THE ONE WHO STEAL YOUR MONEY
sooyoungchoi: you're the most suspicious why tf are you even in the dorm?!
jessica.syj: I CAME HERE TO HAVE WITH YURI
sunnyday515: yuri wth
yulyulk: i only invited her over to cook together but she wants to have instead how could i say no to that?!
yoona_lim: YOONA!
tiffanyyoungofficial: oh god what is wrong with you?!
sooyoungchoi: go yeet yourself for the second time!
yoona_lim: i want to be suspected too!
hyoyeon_x_x: get the hell out!
sunnyday515: holy guys actually there's one more suspicious person in the dorm!
hyoyeon_x_x: who?
yoona_lim: it's me
sunnyday515: i received a packaged for taeyeon this morning, seems like she bought a new car
seojuhyun_s: so she's the one who steal my money?!
tiffanyyoungofficial: wait sunny you can't be real how could she buy a car with $15.99?!
jessica.syj: it's taeyeon probably she's been doing some bribing
sooyoungchoi: makes sense
tiffanyyoungofficial: hey don't talk bad about my taeyeon!
taeyeon_ss: why are you guys talking about me?
seojuhyun_s: RETURN MY MONEY
taeyeon_ss: what?
sunnyday515: taeyeon did you buy a new car?
taeyeon_ss: yes i did
tiffanyyoungofficial: aww for me?
taeyeon_ss: no ppany for me
jessica.syj: pfft
hyoyeon_x_x: how much does it cost?
taeyeon_ss: $15.99
yulyulk: how could you buy a new car with that price?!
yoona_lim: TAENG UNNIE IS THE CULPRIT
seojuhyun_s: MY $15.99 RETURN THEM HOE
yoona_lim: WE HAVE KNIFE
taeyeon_ss: who told you to put the money in tissue box damnit!
seojuhyun_s: I COULD PUT THEM MONEY IN COFFEE MACHINE BUT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STEAL
taeyeon_ss: alright alright i'm sorry i'll return them..double!
seojuhyun_s: ok hehe
yulyulk: so could you pls tell us how did you get to buy car that cheap?
hyoyeon_x_x: is there any weed that cheap?
taeyeon_ss: uhh...because it's cheap?
yulyulk: how can car be cheap?!
taeyeon_ss: i bought them in ebay free shipping with canada air
jessica.syj: the you mean china air?
taeyeon_ss: yes
yoona_lim: can we see your car? where did you park it?
taeyeon_ss: in my bedroom
yoona_lim: ok otw
seojuhyun_s: me too otw
tiffanyyoungofficial: how can the damn car fits in the bedroom taeyeon?
sooyoungchoi: show us the picture!
yulyulk: yeah show us!
taeyeon_ss: my new car say hi
sooyoungchoi: please tell me you bought that for banila co
taeyeon_ss: who tf?
jessica.syj: she meant zero
tiffanyyoungofficial: or probably for ginger right, tae?
taeyeon_ss: no it's for me
yulyulk: how you like that?
taeyeon_ss: it's awesome
sunnyday: god we have a child in this dorm
sooyoungchoi: where are you planning to ride that car to?
taeyeon_ss: jeonju
sooyoungchoi: YOU MUST BE KIDDING ME
taeyeon_ss: heh, probably to mcd drive thru
hyoyeon_x_x: HOW CAN YOU ORDER NOBODY SEES YOU
jessica.syj: tiffy you're dating a child
tiffanyyoungofficial: i know
seojuhyun_s: thank god i'm not dating a child
yoona_lim: umm taeyeon unnie..
taeyeon_ss: what?
yoona_lim: i actually have one like that but it's a bike
taeyeon_ss: cool wanna go drive thru with me?
yoona_lim: SURE
taeyeon_ss: I'LL WAIT DOWNSTAIRS!
[taeyeon_ss is offline!]
[yoona_lim is offline!]
sunnyday515: pfft
yulyulk: lol
jessica.syj: seems like you're dating a toddler seohyun ah
seojuhyun_s: GREAT...JUST GREAT
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