27+ AREA
SOSHI ON CRACK[SEOHYUN]
소녀시대 9
jessica_syj: how do i look?
xolovestephi: so cute bb
jessica_syj: i know right?
xolovestephi: don't you have a shame?
jessica_syj: I DON'T
wow you look like you just steal my purse
and trying to run away
xolovestephi: OMG seobaby that's so rude but i love it!
jessica_syj: the heck?
watasiwahyo: that selca of yours makes me wanna stay single
PUAHAHAHAHA
jessica_syj: tiffy they're ganging up on me do something!
xolovestephi: shuh shuh
jessica_syj: what the heck are you doing?
xolovestephi: shooing them away
jessica_syj: WELL THAT'S NOT HELPING
xolovestephi: SHUT UP YOU'RE UGLY
oohhhhh it feels nice when you speak the truth right mommy
xolovestephi: HELL YES
jessica_syj: i ain't sleeping with you tonight hoe
xolovestephi: nooooo!!!!
jessica_syj: i'm leaving
xolovestephi: JUST STAY WHERE YOU ARE JUNG SOOYEON JIGGLE JIGGLE WOW
wtf
jessica_syj: see? i know that you need me in your life
xolovestephi: i don't need u in my life, i just need you in my bed for now but you can leave when taetae's home
jessica_syj: i'm not one of your hoes
xolovestephi: yes you are boo
these lesbians snakes
watasiwahyo: are you both ?
watasiwahyo: well i'm not offering myself but i'm free
jessica_syj: eww
hyohyo unnir that sounds cheap
watasiwahyo: don't tell me what to say seohyun!
xolovestephi: you might have hiv
watasiwahyo: I DON'T
jessica_syj: tiffy do i look cute in this one too?
xolovestephi: THIS HAIR COLOR IS LIT
jessica_syj: i know right?
xolovestephi: srsly stop saying that after i praised you
jessica_syj: what? why?
watasiwahyo: sica u got not civic
jessica_syj: yes because i got BMW
watasiwahyo: I MEAN CIVICS
jessica_syj: go learn how to spell first
you look like a rich woman...
jessica_syj: aww~ now you're being nice to me
xolovestephi: jessi i think she's not done typing
who's husband just died but you don't care cuz you're the one who kill him
watasiwahyo: seohyun ah i raised you well
xolovestephi: see? don't judge her by her first sentences
jessica_syj: YAH SEOHYUN 
annyeong unnir saranghae
taeyeon_ss: KIDSSSSS YOUR LEADER IS COMING BAACCCK TO KOREA IN 2 DAYYSSSS
Just stay there longer we don't need you
taeyeon_ss: huwaaaaaaa ppanyyyyyy 
xolovestephi: shush yourself seohyun kim!
how do i do that?
jessica_syj: let me teach u
DON'T TOUCH ME
watasiwahyo: baeyeon i miss your stupid face 
taeyeon_ss: don't do that yeyeon i cringe
watasiwahyo: the heck i'm hot ok
taeyeon_ss: you're not my style
watasiwahyo: i got big too!
taeyeon_ss: so big that i can't see em
watasiwahyo: DON'T COME HOME YOU 
hyohyo unnir are you that lonely?
yulyulk: yes she is
watasiwahyo: kwon yul wanna spank me?
yulyulk: *curse in spanish*
watasiwahyo: does that means yes?
jessica_syj: THAT MEANS BACKOFF SHE'S MINE
yulyulk: omg omg omg
AWW 
watasiwahyo: lol i thought she's single
jessica_syj: too bad she's not
yulyulk: I'M SICABABY'S!
watasiwahyo: well yuck
jessica_syj: what do you mean yuck kim hyoyeon?!
watasiwahyo: eta terangkanlah
jessica_syj:
hotsootuff: taeyeonnie hurry home someone's getting really lately
yoona_lim: ppany unnie kept harassing me
xolovestephi: i did not harass you yoong!
yoona_lim: YOU TOUCH MY S THIS MORNING
xolovestephi: YOU AIN'T GOT ANY SO STOP COMPLAINING
hotsootuff: hahaha
yoona_lim: you don't got any too sooyoung unnie what are you laughing at?
hotsootuff: my flat chest
515sunnyday: oh poor my sooyoungie
hotsootuff: give me one of yours bunny
515sunnyday: one of my what?
hotsootuff: bewbs
515sunnyday: ARE YOU CRAZY?!
hotsootuff: you got two of them!
515sunnyday: IT NEEDS TWO TO FUNCTION YOU DUMB
watasiwahyo: she's drunk calm down
yulyulk: don't scold syoo she's less
taeyeon_ss: less WTH
hotsootuff: i'm not less i'm just less, see the difference?
i see no difference no matter how you put it sooyoung unnir
hotsootuff: i'm cryign asdfghjkl
xolovestephi: taetae come home faster i'm scared sleeping without you
taeyeon_ss: aww
jessica_syj: what do you mean you're scared when i'm sleeping with you?
xolovestephi: that's why i'm scared
jessica_syj: what?
LOL MOMMY YOU SAVAGE
yoona_lim: she garr it from you
lol yoong get out of my face
yoona_lim:
yulyulk: calm down yoong
jessica_syj: seobang when are you coming home too? i don't wanna sleep with tiff anymore
yulyulk: did she harass you?
jessica_syj: all night!
are you pregnant yet?
yulyulk: tippani hwang i'll give you some good lessons when i'm home!!
that sounds so wrong unnir
yulyulk: shut up seohyun this is 27+ area
but i'm seohyun
yoona_lim: then fucc off
*triggered*
yoona_lim: finally i win
xolovestephi: i'm not harassing u jessi it's just that i'm cold and i need cuddle
jessica_syj: YES BUT DO YOU NEED TO SQUEEZE MY S?!
taeyeon_ss: tippani keep your hands to yourself! or for me! only for me!
xolovestephi: sorry taetae
hotsootuff: oh how i wish i got s to be squeeze
yoona_lim: same
watasiwahyo: let me do it for you guys
[hotsootuff offline!]
taeyeon_ss: yeyeon omg
yoona_lim: NO THANKS
[yoona_lim offline!]
515sunnyday: how about you squeeze your own s hyoyeon?
watasiwahyo: that's rude :/
why are they even talking about this?
sighs
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