12YEARSWITHSNSD
SOSHI ON CRACK
SOSHI
yulyulk: ddu ddu ddu ddu
hyoyeon_x_x: ??
taeyeon_ss: BLACKPINK!
yulyulk: kissing you baby~
taeyeon_ss: ayyy
hyoyeon_x_x: stop singing that lollipop song yuri before i chase you with my ex!
taeyeon_ss: your ex? who?!
[dispatch is online!]
dispatch: WHO?!
hyoyeon_x_x: *axe
dispatch: GEOJISMAL
[hyoyeon_x_x kicked dispatch from the chatroom!]
taeyeon_ss: why dafuq you have axe for?
hyoyeon_x_x: i cook a lot
taeyeon_ss: with your axe?
yulyulk: i feel like i've been threatened by a cute gorl
hyoyeon_x_x: who you callin' cute gorl?
yulyulk: you
taeyeon_ss: omg reminds me of this
yulyulk: ahhh ikr so cute!!
hyoyeon_x_x: i swear to god you two won't be alive for our 12th anniversary
sooyoungchoi: this is the first time ever that i witnessed hyo being roasted
hyoyeon_x_x: would be their last as well
sooyoungchoi: aw
tiffanyyoungofficial: GUYSSSSSS!!!!!!!
sooyoungchoi: your siren is here taeng, deal with it
taeyeon_ss: no thanks
tiffanyyoungofficial: TAETAEEEE!!!!!!!!
yulyulk: i know this is weird but i can hear how loud she is
taeyeon_ss: yes ppany?
tiffanyyoungofficial: DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?!!!
taeyeon_ss: EH? UGH IT MUST BE A PARRRTYYY TIME!!
tiffanyyoungofficial: NO BOO YOU SHOULD SAY IT'S OUR 12TH ANNIVERSARY TIME!!!
taeyeon_ss: that's too long honey
tiffanyyoungofficial: SAY IT TAETAE!
taeyeon_ss: IT'S OUR 12TH ANNIVERSARY TIME!
tiffanyyoungofficial: yay! <3
taeyeon_ss: <3
yulyulk: oh god so whipped
sooyoungchoi: this should go into a cringed compilation
taeyeon_ss: let's not bring this conversation in the future
yulyulk: we'll see
sooyoungchoi: it's $500
taeyeon_ss: what $500?
sooyoungchoi: the price you have to pay so i won't blackmail you with this cringy in the future
yulyulk: make it $1K
hyoyeon_x_x: make it $1.5K
taeyeon_ss: ARE YOU THREE MAFIAS?!
yoona_lim: shouldn't it be a dinner time?!
515sunnyday: no yoona you already had dinner earlier
yoona_lim: then it must be another dinner time!
seojuhyun_s: hoe don't touch my food
yoona_lim: stfu
sooyoungchoi: it's only 2 in the evening and you already had dinner?
yoona_lim: the food misses me
sooyoungchoi: sure jan
tiffanyyoungofficial: guys let's plan something for our anniversary!
yulyulk: stop it we already met on your ing birthday it's tiring
tiffanyyoungofficial: THAT'S ON MY BIRTHDAY SO IT'S NOT THE SAME
yulyulk: what's not the same we're meeting the same ppl talking bout the same topic and yoong will be eating from the same delivery!
yoona_lim: same delivery? it's boring i'm not going
tiffanyyoungofficial: but the vibes would be different yuri you won't be singing me a happy birthday song anymore!
yulyulk: no happy birthday song anymore?
tiffanyyoungofficial: NONE! I PROMISE
yulyulk: ok then first off all, let's wake my gf up so we can plan this together
[yoona_lim invites juran to the chatroom!]
[juran is online!]
juran: why yoongie?
seojuhyun_s: HOW DARE YOU CALL HER YOONGIE
yulyulk: why did you invite juran here?
yoona_lim: you said you wanna invite your gf so i did it for you unnie
515sunnyday: yoong you're dead
juran: yulbabe what's up?
515sunnyday: yuri you're dead
taeyeon_ss: hi i'm taeyeon
515sunnyday: taeyeon you're dead
tiffanyyoungofficial: taetae stay away!
yulyulk: i'm sorry juran it seems like yoong make a mistake i'll talk to you later ok :)
juran: ok, call me :)
yulyulk: sure ;)
[juran is offline!]
tiffanyyoungofficial: yuri ah...
yulyulk: do not bring this up whenever sica is around please
taeyeon_ss: it's $600
hyoyeon_x_x: make it $1.2K
sooyoungchoi: make it $1.8K
yoona_lim: make it $2.4K
yulyulk: WHAT DO YOU MEAN $2.4k THIS IS YOUR FAULT
yoona_lim: huwaaaaaa hyunnieeeeeee
seojuhyun_s: HOW IS THIS MY BABY'S FAULT WHEN YOU'RE THE ONE BEING A PLAYGIRL
yulyulk: alright! alright! $2.4K it is but keep your mouth shut next time!
seojuhyun_s: $3K
yulyulk: i swear yall are worsed than mafias!
tiffanyyoungofficial: now go invite the real gf of yours yuri
[yulyulk invites jessica.syj to the chatroom!]
[jessica.syj is online!]
jessica.syj: need a good reason why are you disturbing my sleeping time yuri
yoona_lim: she's cheating
yulyulk: YOONA!
sooyoungchoi: make it -$600 kwon yul
515sunnyday: ohh yoona...dumb girl but i love dramas
jessica.syj: what? is it true?!
yoona_lim: NOW YOU'RE WIDE AWAKE UNNIE! YAYYY LET'S DISCUSS OUR ANNIV PLAN TIFFUNNIEEE!!!
taeyeon_ss: omg this kid
tiffanyyoungofficial: YES! OK WHERE SHOULD WE MEET?
jessica.syj: wait wait! is it real or she just wants to wake me up?!
yulyulk: she wants to wake you up baby
jessica.syj: oh thank god my chest was bout to blow up!
taeyeon_ss: too bad i can't see the sight of your chest blowing up
jessica.syj: what?
tiffanyyoungofficial: you'll see yours blowing up first taetae
taeyeon_ss: sksksksk i'm just kidding honey!
hyoyeon_x_x: tch, what an annoying couples
sooyoungchoi: thank god we're singles
515sunnyday: excuse me choi sooyoung but you're mine
sooyoungchoi: oh...i forgot
hyoyeon_x_x: wow soo, you got a thicc girl and you forgot?
tiffanyyoungofficial: GO STREAM MAGNETIC MOON
taeyeon_ss: or you could say magnethicc moon
seojuhyun_s: are we going to talk or plan for our anniversary unnir?
tiffanyyoungofficial: oh sorry maknae, we got carried away
jessica.syj: am i invited?
yoona_lim: are your s big unnie?
jessica.syj: uh..yes?
yoona_lim: then yes you're invited
515sunnyday: what kind of question is that my god
taeyeon_ss: i'm scared what if i'm not invited?
yoona_lim: then you can always crash the partyyyyy
yulyulk: are we having the anniversary at dorm?
sooyoungchoi: it's for our 12th anniversary yul why are you so cheap?! we need an expensive place for our expensive to be happy!
jessica.syj: let's do it in a gas station because it's an expensive place
sooyoungchoi: g...gas station
tiffanyyoungofficial: ...your mind is something else
hyoyeon_x_x: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU STOLE MY LINE
seojuhyun_s: what crack are you smokin' unnir
jessica.syj: what? am i wrong?
yulyulk: you're not wrong baby but it would be hard for other people to fill the gas if we're partying at the gas station right
jessica.syj: oh then think bout other expensive places!
taeyeon_ss: I know!
515sunnyday: what? where?
taeyeon_ss: your condo
515sunnyday: oh hell no yall ain't coming here remember the last time you had party in my house what happen?!
seojuhyun_s: yay sunny unnie condo i haven't been there so excited!
yoona_lim: yayyy we gonna go there hyunnie finally
515sunnyday: WHEN DID I ALLOWED YOU TO COME?!
tiffanyyoungofficial: awh come on sunny how could you break our maknaes heart?
sooyoungchoi: they're so excited bunny let us come pleasee~~~
taeyeon_ss: your place is the most expensive place i know
515sunnyday: thanks but no
taeyeon_ss: i saved your in pubg please?
515sunnyday: no you let me die once and you watched me from afar
taeyeon_ss: ujujuju~please??~~~
tiffanyyoungofficial: how can you say no to this cutie?
515sunnyday: ALRIGHT FINE! FINE! COME! BUT DON'T TURNED MY CONDO INTO A DUMPSTER BY THE TIME THE PARTY'S OVER!
jessica.syj: we won't!
yulyulk: you got me sunny! i will put all the trash in yoona
yoona_lim: what? in me?
yulyulk: yeah..aren't you a trashcan?
yoona_lim: seems like sica unnie going to dump you in me too soon
taeyeon_ss: hahahaha
jessica.syj: what do you mean yoong?
yulyulk: HAHAHAHAHA NOTHING LET'S GO GET YOUR HAIR DONE SICABABY I WANNA MAKE YOU LOOK THE PRETTIEST
jessica.syj: awww thanks :)
tiffanyyoungofficial: AIGHT LET'S WRAP THIS UP AND GET READY FOR THE PARTY OOS
515sunnyday: see yall soon...even when i don't want to
[in sunny's condo...the very next day]
515sunnyday: YALL HAGS COME BACK TO MY CONDO AND CLEAN ALL THIS BEFORE I CALL POLICE
happy 12th anniversary LEFTOVER SCONES
IF YURI AND TAEYEON GOT TWITTER
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