COLD NOODLES
SOSHI ON CRACK
soshi high
jessica_syj: taeyeon
taeyeon_ss: cika do you see ppani? do you see her?
jessica_syj: no i don't
taeyeon_ss: ppani let's do homework together please teach me some engrish
jessica_syj: why didn't you ask for my help?
taeyeon_ss: i want ppani
jessica_syj: taeyeon, she doesn't even know you exist!
taeyeon_ss: she will soon!
jessica_syj: taeyeon i'm hungry
taeyeon_ss: cika please order something yourself
jessica_syj: I WANT COLD NOODLES
taeyeon_ss: okay go make your noodles!
jessica_syj: i want you to make me one!
taeyeon_ss: i can't... umm not now! i want to meet ppani
jessica_syj: ugh! you're so frustrating!
taeyeon_ss: ppani let's do homework!
xolovestephi: uh who are you again?
yulyulk: she's the kid you step on this morning
taeyeon_ss: i'm taeyeon!
xolovestephi: so you're taeyeon?
taeyeon_ss: you can call me daddy asdfghjkl
xolovestephi: my daddy is in LA
taeyeon_ss: i can be your Korean daddy
yulyulk: dafuq?
xolovestephi: my new pink nike is now dirty all thanks to you duh!
taeyeon_ss: daddy can buy you a new one in orange!
xolovestephi: an orange nike?! YUCK!
jessica_syj: if you don't want your shoes dirty then look down when you walk next time!
xolovestephi: well look who we have here
yulyulk: hello jenika!
jessica_syj: who the are you?
yulyulk: yu..yuri
jessica_syj: what a weird name you had there, btw it's JESSICA
yulyulk: sorry, je..jennifer!
jessica_syj: IT'S JESSICA YOU DUMB
yulyulk: what a nice name you had! nice to meet you jessica you dumb!
taeyeon_ss: HAHAAHAHAHA
jessica_syj: do you want to die?!
xolovestephi: don't be ing rude to my bff!
jessica_syj: oh look who's being rude first! atleast i didn't step on your bff!
taeyeon_ss: cika it's ok ppani didn't see me
xolovestephi: there's no reason for you to step on my bff when you can see her clearly! unlike taeyeon, yuri is tall!
jessica_syj: oh probably i'm going to step on her when we have a night class since it's going to be DARK
yulyulk: my heart is shrinking ouch
xolovestephi: DONT TALK TO HER THAT WAY JESSICA!
jessica_syj: APOLOGIZE TO TAEYEON NOW MISS HOEWANG!
xolovestephi: excuse you she didn't even get hurt!
taeyeon_ss: jecika i told u i was fine!
jessica_syj: taeyeon can you shut the up you got step on your how can you be fine?
taeyeon_ss: my is fine!
jessica_syj: it's not fine!
yulyulk: her is fine jessina leave her alone!
taeyeon_ss: dude
yulyulk: what?
jessica_syj: IT'S JESSICA WHICH PART OF JESSICA YOU DID NOT UNDERSTAND?!
yulyulk: let's get to know each other more so i can understand you better add me on my skype yuri.tercyduk69!
taeyeon_ss: wtf with that skype id?
yulyulk: don't judge me by my skype id
jessica_syj: i rather drown myself in a cucumber juice than talking to you
xolovestephi: will you actually do that?
taeyeon_ss: she won't she just saying ppani ah
jessica_syj: kim taeyeon how dare you
taeyeon_ss: what? why?
jessica_syj: i stand up for you and now you said that i'm saying ?
taeyeon_ss: jecika it's not like that!
jessica_syj: it's not like what?!
taeyeon_ss: you know i can't stand up for you i'm too short for that!
jessica_syj: FORGIVEN
yulyulk: why taeyeon can get your name wrong but i cant?
jessica_syj: she didn't get my name wrong!
yulyulk: she calls you jecika!
taeyeon_ss: so what she's cute!
yulyulk: i will call you jecika too
jessica_syj: i have a knife in my purse and i'll slit your throat if i heard you call me that
yulyulk: please stab me jecika!
xolovestephi: oh kwon yuri don't tell me you're liking this kind of girl?
jessica_syj: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY 'THIS KIND OF GIRL'?!
xolovestephi: it means a retarded cold
taeyeon_ss: cika is not a cold she's just retarded
jessica_syj: i swear to god kim taeyeon you're so ing useless
xolovestephi: aww what an honest bff you had there, jessi
taeyeon_ss: tippani i really like you please go out with me
jessica_syj: why do you sound so desperate?
taeyeon_ss: tippani is my type!
xolovestephi: oh lord
yulyulk: taeyeon, tippani is nat gei
taeyeon_ss: what?
yulyulk: she sed she's nat gei
taeyeon_ss: so is jecika when i first met her now look at her all gay and full of sins
jessica_syj: taeyeon, stop
yulyulk: jessica is gay?
taeyeon_ss: jessica is gay
yulyulk: you sure?
taeyeon_ss: she has a rainbow g-string
yulyulk: oh my goodness
jessica_syj: IT'S NOT MINE
taeyeon_ss: it's not yours?
jessica_syj: it's not mine taeyeon
taeyeon_ss: so you don't have any g-string?
jessica_syj: i don't have any g-string
taeyeon_ss: you heard that yul? she doesn't have any g-string!
yulyulk: HELLO G-STRING COMPANY PLEASE SEND JESSICA A NEW G-STRINGS EVERYDAY AND PLEASE PUT MY FACE ON IT BECAUSE SHE'S MY PROPERTY
jessica_syj: get the out of my life
yulyulk: i wasn't even in it yet wait so you already considered that i'm in your life?!
jessica_syj: taeyeon help me
taeyeon_ss: jecika loves croissant
yulyulk: HELLO CROISSANT COMPANY PLEASE SEND JESSICA A BOX OF FRENCH CROISSANT EVERYDAY AND PLEASE MAKE THE CROISSANT AS TAN AS ME SO SHE'LL REMEMBER ME EVERYTIME SHE SEES THE CROISSANT
jessica_syj: i can't eat croissant everyday you dimwit!
yulyulk: then you can eat me i'm zero calories!
jessica_syj: oh god Tiffany do something!
xolovestephi: Kwon can you be a less embarassing friend of mine?
yulyulk: you know i can't do that
xolovestephi: she already like you Jessi and she won't stop until she got you there's nothing i can do
yulyulk: please let me be in you Jessica!
jessica_syj: WHAT?!
xolovestephi: OH MY
taeyeon_ss: already?!
yulyulk: i mean please let me be in your life Jessica!
taeyeon_ss: i thought you wanted to be in her
yulyulk: yes and that too
jessica_syj: i'm calling police
yulyulk: i'm a good girl i swear!
jessica_syj: no you're not!
yulyulk: i'm already outside your house jessica i bring cold noodles it's your favorite right?
xolovestephi: awww
taeyeon_ss: smooth kwon is smooth
jessica_syj: you bring me cold noodles?
yulyulk: yes! just for you! i make it extra spicy just how you like it
jessica_syj: how do you know i like spicy?
yulyulk: i'm a fulltime student and a part time stalker :)
xolovestephi: awww yuri you're so dumb sometimes but you're so sweet
yulyulk: open your door for me jerrina!
jessica_syj: alright, come in :)
yulyulk: bye guys
taeyeon_ss: woah you don't mind her getting your name wrong anymore!
xolovestephi: you know it's true when they said a girl's heart is through her stomach?
taeyeon_ss: DO YOU WANT TO EAT ME TIPPANI?!
[xolovestephi is offline!]
taeyeon_ss: well i think i've gone too far
TY: instant noodles tastes like
TF: instant noodles is my favorite
TY: same
TF: lmao
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