SOSHI IN PRISON

SOSHI ON CRACK

 

#OTPrison
seojuhyun_s: why am i in the death rows?
jessica.syj: for hitting my sister
seojuhyun_s: she's cute that's why i hit her
vousmevoyes: YOU GAVE ME BLACK EYES! A ING BLACK EYES!
seojuhyun_s: you don't like black eyes?
vousmevoyes: no i don't!
seojuhyun_s: then what do you like?
vousmevoyes: BLACKPINK
seojuhyun_s: me too i like jisus
vousmevoyes: omg me too sis
seojuhyun_s: sis
vousmevoyes: sis <3
jessica.syj: don't ing tell me y'all made up
vousmevoyes: SHUT THE UP UNNIE JISOOUS IS LIFE
seojuhyun_s: YES SHUT THE UP  UNNIR
jessica.syj: 
hotsootuff: yow who's in the cell beside me?
jessica.syj: me
hotsootuff: stop farting every 12 seconds it smells like dead fish!
jessica.syj: i just ate a tuna sandwich
yoona_lim: WHERE THE DID YOU GET THOSE?!
jessica.syj: inside my crack
yoona_lim: lucky tuna
vousmevoyes: i have blackpink lightstick in my crack whats in yours unnie?
seojuhyun_s: yoona ;)
vousmevoyes:
hotsootuff: i don't care what you just ate just please stop farting the ventilation is already bad don't make it worse!
jessica.syj: i didn't fart you ass motherass!
hotsootuff: THEN WHAT DID I KEEP HEARING AND SMELLING THIS PAST FEW MINUTES?!
jessica.syj: my burp
hotsootuff: that's the most disgusting thing i've ever smell!
jessica.syj: wait till you smell my fart :)
hotsootuff: I want to change cell
jessica.syj: don't you ing move an inch
taeyeon_ss: I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY PUT ME IN JAIL FOR THIS
tiffanyyoungofficial: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST DO THAT TO ME!
taeyeon_ss: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HIT MY HEAD WITH NUGGETS!
hotsootuff: gasps
tiffanyyoungofficial: IT'S FISHBALLS YOU BIRD BRAIN!
yoona_lim: gasps
taeyeon_ss: I DON'T CARE! I'M CALLING MY LAWYER!
515sunnyday: stop calling me how dare you make a mess in my 2 Million apartment!
[taeyeon_ss blocked 515sunnyday!]
watasiwahyo: i believe i can fly~ i believe i can touch the weed again~
yulyulk: what is going on tho?!
taeyeon_ss: ask her!
yulyulk: ask who?!
taeyeon_ss: tippani!
yulyulk: what happen tippani?!
tiffanyyoungofficial: go ask taeyeon!
yulyulk: taeyeon bruh what happen?
taeyeon_ss: you ask her what happen!
yulyulk: these two!
taeyeon_ss: she deadass get mad when i touch her  
tiffanyyoungofficial: of course i would get mad how can you touch it like it's hot?!
yulyulk: it is hot, duh!
taeyeon_ss: like is it my fault u got the wagon?!
watasiwahyo: umm sis
vousmevoyes: why are they fighting about this
jessica.syj: shhush
vousmevoyes: don't shush me i'm not a cockroach
taeyeon_ss: no one asked u to be double cheeked up like this. u stupid bad !
tiffanyyoungofficial: watch your mouth taeyeon you're lucky i don't know where your cell is!
taeyeon_ss: you thick slice of heaven. why u walk in the room n ur walks in 5 minutes later?!
tiffanyyoungofficial: . . .
yulyulk: BHUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
jessica.syj: so u got arrested because you touch her ?
taeyeon_ss: I CANT HANDLE HER SHE'S TOO MUCH
jessica.syj: and why tf are you here too tiffy?
tiffanyyoungofficial: because i hit her with fishball
jessica.syj: that's too much
tiffanyyoungofficial: i know right 
jessica.syj: yes i know right how dare you waste food like that tiffany do you know how many children died in Africa because of hunger?!
tiffanyyoungofficial: like you didn't waste make up like you're the only one who gonna wear that !
jessica.syj: children in Africa doesn't eat makeup you thickass!
tiffanyyoungofficial: why are you attacking me over fishball crap tho ?!
jessica.syj: you should rot in death rows with seohyun!
seojuhyun_s: don't ing come here
tiffanyyoungofficial: don't worry i won't!
yoona_lim: when are they releasing us? i want to go home i need to feed my fish bacon
vousmevoyes: fish is herbivore
yoona_lim: my piranha doesn't seems to enjoy salad
vousmevoyes: WHY THE WOULD U PET A PIRANHA?!
yoona_lim: why? they're a cutie!
[515sunnyday is online!]
515sunnyday: y'all es always giving me headache!
taeyeon_ss: SHUT THE UP SHORT LEGS WHY ARE YOUR LEGS SO SHORT HOWS THE AIR DOWN THERE?!
515sunnyday: i'm at the police station who do i need to bail first?!
taeyeon_ss: ummm hi
515sunnyday: not you
taeyeon_ss: ASDFGHJKL
yulyulk: sunny please bail me out i promise to be your dog!
jessica.syj: she hates dog
yulyulk: i promised to be your loyal cat!
jessica.syj: there's no loyal cat they're all scum
yulyulk: leave me alone sica!
515sunnyday: shut up! get in the van in 15 minutes! i'm not waiting any longer than that!
tiffanyyoungofficial: yeeaayyyy <3
watasiwahyo: thank you sunny ah you're so cool
yoona_lim: i know i can count on you unnie!
seojuhyun_s: can i go out too?
515sunnyday: do you wanna live there?
seojuhyun_s: no
515sunnyday: then get the hell out!
hotsootuff: i'm in love with your coolness bunny
taeyeon_ss: i love you too sunny ah <3
515sunnyday: you can stay there a little longer
taeyeon_ss: who? me?
515sunnyday: yes, you. hows the air in the prison? taeyeon?
taeyeon_ss:
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xDannyKx #1
Chapter 113: eh wait, was there a chapter 113? naw man, guess i'm too late to the party 🤣
sstorm
#2
Chapter 113: bro, you backk???
Mustafina
1146 streak #3
Chapter 113: Oh that was wild as hell 🤣
Eris78
#4
Chapter 113: Poor Soo! It’s not often everyone else is saying the dumb .
ROYAL_LOCKSMITH #5
Chapter 110: Rereading cause I can't remember were I stop.😅

Taeyeon can't resist fany .😆
UndefinedCharacter
#6
Chapter 113: Same Sooyoung, same... 😶😶😶
Kkomofam #7
Chapter 112: Taeyeon meme says it all 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Eris78
#8
Chapter 112: LMFAOOOOO! I’m going to start ironing my toilet paper, too. Sounds like fun.😂
Mustafina
1146 streak #9
Chapter 112: "Sunny can I come smoke crack with you?" Had me DYING 🤣🤣 it was a whole "so who's gonna tell her?" 🤣🤣
Superman19
#10
Chapter 112: Hahahahahhahahaha i really hope for hyowen endgame. But baekhyun got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Weiiiiiiiiiiiiii berdekah.