BAD DRIVER

SOSHI ON CRACK

 

GG8+1
yoona_lim: how to boil eggs?
taeyeon_ss: ask seohyun to do that for you
yoona_lim: no she'll kill them eggs
yulyulk: bruh seriously did you just ask how to boil eggs?
yoona_lim: uhuh
yulyulk: are you dumb?
yoona_lim: i seriously don't know unnie
taeyeon_ss: tell her yul
yulyulk: kids these days knows nothing ok listen first off all go take a pot
yoona_lim: this one?
taeyeon_ss: sis you wanna grow eggs or boil them?
yoona_lim: uhh, both?
yulyulk: see i told you she's dumb
taeyeon_ss: i can't believe her stupidity level is worsed than tippani liking pink!
yoona_lim: I'LL TELL HYUNNIE YALL BULLYING ME
yulyulk: no not hyunnie
taeyeon_ss: we're sorry but sweetie you can't boil eggs in that ing flower pot
yoona_lim: i can't?
yulyulk: no bastard you can't!
taeyeon_ss: don't call her that yul she's going to tell hyunnie
yulyulk: I'M NOT SCARED OF HER HYUNNIE
[seojuhyun_s is online!]
seojuhyun_s: i'm looking for a to give who wants some
yulyulk:
[yulyulk is offline!]
seojuhyun_s: no?
taeyeon_ss: nuh uh not me
seojuhyun_s: k then
[seojuhyun_s is offline!]
[yulyulk is online!]
taeyeon_ss: what the was that?!
yulyulk: SHUT THE UP TAENG 
yoona_lim: i want boiled eggs :'(
yulyulk: go take a pot! the cooking pot
yoona_lim: this?
yulyulk: EXACTLY NOW PUT IT ON THE STOVE 
sunnyday515: what are yall doing?
taeyeon_ss: yul teaching yoong how to boil eggs
sunnyday515: oh okay
yoona_lim: done
taeyeon_ss: i don't feel good bout where this going
yulyulk: put them eggs in there
yoona_lim: do i need to crack it first?
taeyeon_ss: NO 
yulyulk: DID THE EGGS HURT YOU WHY WOULD YOU WANNA DO THAT
yoona_lim: I'M JUST ASKING
yulyulk: did you put the eggs in without cracking them already?
yoona_lim: yes chef!
yulyulk: good now pour in the oil and let it sit for 2 hours with maximum heat
sunnyday515: you think yoong would believe you she ain't stupid!
taeyeon_ss: wtf?
yoona_lim: what kind of oil unnie?
sunnyday515: OH NEVER MIND
yulyulk: petrol or diesel any you like
taeyeon_ss: STOP THIS MESS RIGHT NOW
yoona_lim: done
yulyulk: SHE FVKING BELIEVE ME I CANT BREATHE AJDJHKFSAG
sunnyday515: i'm done with this bull
taeyeon_ss: NO WONDER SM DIDN'T GIVE  YOU MUCH PROJECT THAT KID IS GOING TO END UP IN ICU
yoona_lim: what do i need to do after this unnie?
taeyeon_ss: GET OUT OF THE ING HOUSE YOU DIMWIT
[jessica.syj is online!]
jessica.syj: guys
yoona_lim: uh oh
taeyeon_ss: why the are you here again?!
jessica.syj: i can't?
yulyulk: i have a bad feeling when she's this calm
taeyeon_ss: OOOO SHIIEEEETTTTT
sunnyday515: NO! NO! WE'RE NOT TAKING CARE OF YOUR BABY SIS ANYMORE
taeyeon_ss: BABY SIS WHO IS ACTUALLY NOT A BABY BUT A DEMON
yulyulk: A PAIN IN THE  
jessica.syj: stop overreacting
yoona_lim: RED CODE SICA UNNIR IS CALM ASF
taeyeon_ss: WHY DIDN'T YOU SCOLD US BACK?!
yulyulk: WELL THAT MEANS SHE'S GONNA DO IT HOE SHE GONNA DROP HER BABY SIS AT US
sunnyday515: ME AND MY IES SQUAD ARE GONNA MAKE SURE SHE DIDN'T
taeyeon_ss: I GOT MY WOMAN READY
yulyulk: BRUH
jessica.syj: i'm not dropping her at yall wtf calm down why are yall acting like she's some kind of bomb?!
taeyeon_ss: well she is!
jessica.syj: is that a good thing or a bad thing?
taeyeon_ss: both
yoona_lim: i'm sweating my for nothing geessh
jessica.syj: but i'm dropping yall at her place instead this time isn't that lovely?!
sunnyday515: I KNEW SOMETHING WAS UP
yulyulk: i was bout to kill a
yoona_lim: remind me to change my number later so sica unnie won't ask me for help anymore
taeyeon_ss: YOU CAN'T DROP US AT HER PLACE
sunnyday515: I GOT POLICE ON THE LINE
jessica.syj: oh come onnnnn!!!! she's alone and sad
taeyeon_ss: i got a question right here why is she always alone!?
yoona_lim: she murder anyone near her who is not blood related
yulyulk: because she's a like sica 
jessica.syj: U CAN CALL ME BUT NOT MY CUTE SIS
yulyulk: wow she finally snap guys
jessica.syj: I LOVE HER SO MUCH
yulyulk: what if she's not your sis?
jessica.syj: I'D LOVE THAT
yulyulk: heol~
sunnyday515: alright how many days this time?
jessica.syj: uhm not much
sunnyday515: say it! out loud!
jessica.syj: not much really
taeyeon_ss: SAY IT HONESTLY SICA DON'T BEAT AROUND THE TRUMP I MEAN BUSH
jessica.syj: 1 week! it's all i ask! i promise!
yoona_lim: gotta get that innisfree insurance if anything bad happens
taeyeon_ss: alright i'm gonna call my lawyer in case i'm dead 
yulyulk: i'm your lawyer
taeyeon_ss: oh... then i need a new lawyer since u gon' be ded as well
sunnyday515: tell my bewbs surgeon that i love him
yoona_lim: i thought your bewbs surgeon is a woman?!
sunnyday515: he cross-dress to make me feel comfortable
yulyulk: that's so gay
yoona_lim: tell my chikin i'm going to eat them anyways in afterlife
jessica.syj: i'm asking yall to take care of my sis not taking care of a ing lion wtf is wrong with yall
yoona_lim: she's worsed than a lion
yulyulk: i prefer to babysit a lion
taeyeon_ss: or a crocodile
yoona_lim: you mean me?
taeyeon_ss: who else
jessica.syj: I DON'T ING CARE GO GET YOUR BAGS READY YALL BE MOVING TO HER HOUSE FOR A WEEK AND YALL ARE GOING NOW
yulyulk: what are we? nanny squad?
taeyeon_ss: sounds like a bunch of old hags in pink skirts and apron
jessica.syj: go get ready taeyeon!
taeyeon_ss: i need to pack some
jessica.syj: DON'T YOU TOUCH MY BABY SIS
taeyeon_ss: whateverrrrrr!!!!
sunnyday515: well tell that to your sis!
[vousmevoyez is online!]
vousmevoyez: unnie are they coming?
jessica.syj: yes baby they are
taeyeon_ss: NO WE'RE NOT
sunnyday515: nuh uh
yulyulk: i don't wanna
vousmevoyez: unnie they don't want to :(
jessica.syj: YALL WANNA SEE MY WRATH?
yoona_lim: i'm going to your house krystal!
taeyeon_ss: me too
sunnyday515: silly who's not coming? not me! probably only yuri
yulyulk: stop talking gibberish sunny i already prepared my luggage like when are we going?!
jessica.syj: when are you picking them up sis?
vousmevoyez: i'm actually on my way
taeyeon_ss: hold on a second what you mean picking us up?!
yulyulk: DID SHE DRIVE?!
vousmevoyez: uhuh my car
yoona_lim: you have a car?
vousmevoyez: i have a car
yoona_lim: who's car?
vousmevoyez: my car
yoona_lim: you have a car?
jessica.syj: YOONA STOP
yoona_lim: call me yoonie
vousmevoyez: this makes my brain confused someone stop her
sunnyday515: no we can call an uber you don't have to pick us up soojung!
yulyulk: i heard krystal can't drive like did she even know what side mirror is? i dont wanna die early!
vousmevoyez: unnie they're looking down on me :(
jessica.syj: YALL LOOKING DOWN ON HER?!
taeyeon_ss: what?! no she's too tall for me and sunny to look down on her! probably just yul and yoong!
sunnyday515: TRUE DID YOU EVEN SEE OUR LEGS IT'S SO ING SHORT
taeyeon_ss: midget you don't have to go that far!
yoona_lim: stop throwing us under the bus!
yulyulk: WE JUST DONT WANNA DIE SICA YOUR SIS DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DRIVE
vousmevoyez: uhuk~ :'(
taeyeon_ss: who's 'we'? not me
yoona_lim: not me either
sunnyday515: yul you shouldn't judge krystal for her past mistake i think she's a pro now in driving
yulyulk: ahhh you guys really?! i can't believe yall! that kid can't drive and i'm not sitting my in her range rover if she's the one thats drive!
taeyeon_ss: $100 for krystal's safe driving
yoona_lim: 2 boiled eggs for krystal if she doesn't kill anyone on her way here
sunnyday515: $50 and sica will kill yuri for dissing her sis
vousmevoyez: uhm unnie
jessica.syj: why sis?
vousmevoyez: i think i hit someone
taeyeon_ss: oh god!
jessica.syj: AGAIN?!
yoona_lim: what do you mean again?!
vousmevoyez: actually i hit 3 more people earlier... 
sunnyday515: lmao i can't believe this kid
vousmevoyez: WHAT SHOULD I DO UNNIE?!
jessica.syj: JUST GO TO POLICE STATION 
yulyulk: see? i told you es already

 

 

me when my teacher caught me eating in exam hall 

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xDannyKx #1
Chapter 113: eh wait, was there a chapter 113? naw man, guess i'm too late to the party 🤣
sstorm
#2
Chapter 113: bro, you backk???
Mustafina
1125 streak #3
Chapter 113: Oh that was wild as hell 🤣
Eris78
#4
Chapter 113: Poor Soo! It’s not often everyone else is saying the dumb .
ROYAL_LOCKSMITH 11 streak #5
Chapter 110: Rereading cause I can't remember were I stop.😅

Taeyeon can't resist fany .😆
UndefinedCharacter
16 streak #6
Chapter 113: Same Sooyoung, same... 😶😶😶
Kkomofam #7
Chapter 112: Taeyeon meme says it all 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Eris78
#8
Chapter 112: LMFAOOOOO! I’m going to start ironing my toilet paper, too. Sounds like fun.😂
Mustafina
1125 streak #9
Chapter 112: "Sunny can I come smoke crack with you?" Had me DYING 🤣🤣 it was a whole "so who's gonna tell her?" 🤣🤣
Superman19
#10
Chapter 112: Hahahahahhahahaha i really hope for hyowen endgame. But baekhyun got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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