DESSERT CHALLENGE
SOSHI ON CRACK
TRAITOR
[hyoyeon_x_x added seojuhyun_s, yoona_lim, tiffanyyoungofficial and jessica.syj to the chatroom!]
jessica.syj: where's taeyeon?
tiffanyyoungofficial: what business do you have looking for her?
jessica.syj: well this ain't a traitor chatroom without taeyeon
tiffanyyoungofficial: don't bring out the bad energy in me it's too early for that
jessica.syj: T in taeyeon stands for TRAITOR
yoona_lim: T in tiffany unnie stands for TIDDIES
seojuhyun_s: S in seohyun stands for YALL BETTER SHUT THE UP BEFORE SEOHYUN SNAPS!
jessica.syj: that's bull
tiffanyyoungofficial: that doesn't make any sense
jessica.syj: why are you referring to yourself as seohyun that's cringy asf
yoona_lim: she doesn't know how to play this game
seojuhyun_s: P U T A N G I N A
hyoyeon_x_x: all right traitors welcome to the traitors club
yoona_lim: do we get free drinks?
jessica.syj: where's the stripper pole why you gotta disappoint tiffy like this hyoyeon
seojuhyun_s: can i have zero coke with holy water
hyoyeon_x_x: IT'S NOT THAT KIND OF CLUB
yoona_lim: bummer
tiffanyyoungofficial: then what kind of club it is?
hyoyeon_x_x: a club for traitors who won't do the dessert challenge with me
jessica.syj: i have my reasons
yoona_lim: me too
seojuhyun_s: yeah same honestly
tiffanyyoungofficial: i'll try to make some reasons up
hyoyeon_x_x: alright then each of you es better give me 3 good reasons why yall won't join the challenge!
jessica.syj: why don't we start in alphabetical order?
tiffanyyoungofficial: then it's you
jessica.syj: wait...no! in french my name is spelled as zessica!
tiffanyyoungofficial: look, nobody cares how it's spelled like in french!
yoona_lim: my name in thailand is spelled as X Æ A-911
seojuhyun_s: that sounds as stupid as you looks
hyoyeon_x_x: ok zessica or whatever the your name is can you start now?
jessica.syj: 1. I hate dessert 2. I hate taeyeon 3. I hate you
tiffanyyoungofficial: WHY MUST YOU INCLUDE TAEYEON IN EVERYTHING SHE'S CUTE HOW CAN YOU HATE CUTE STUFF?!
hyoyeon_x_x: why do you hate me tho?!
jessica.syj: because you're so beautiful
hyoyeon_x_x: understandable alright you may leave the club now
jessica.syj: GOODBYE DUMB ES YALL ING TRAITOR SEE YALL IN DORM
tiffanyyoungofficial: DON'T EVER ING COME
[jessica.syj leaves the chatroom!]
tiffanyyoungofficial: wtf hyo she's lying so she could get away!
hyoyeon_x_x: so you're saying i'm not beautiful?
tiffanyyoungofficial: what wait that's not what i meant hyo of course you're beautiful
seojuhyun_s: step aside it's my turn!
yoona_lim: go hyunnie~ go hyunnie~
seojuhyun_s: first off all i'm gonna be honest
hyoyeon_x_x: as you should
seojuhyun_s: second off all dessert going to give you diabetes
hyoyeon_x_x: wait what's the first reason?!
yoona_lim: the first reason is her honesty
hyoyeon_x_x: THAT DOESN'T COUNT
seojuhyun_s: and third off all i hope you'll stop doing the dessert challenge unnie because i love you and say no to diabetes uwu <3
tiffanyyoungofficial: THAT'S AN UNACCEPTABLE REASONS
hyoyeon_x_x: thanks hyunnie that's so sweet of you i love you too
seojuhyun_s: can i go now?
hyoyeon_x_x: yeah get lost before i change my mind
[seojuhyun_s left the chatroom!]
tiffanyyoungofficial: can't believe she get away that easily
hyoyeon_x_x: can't believe myself too but i always have a soft spot for her eventho she's not an innocent soul anymore
tiffanyyoungofficial: am i next?
yoona_lim: can't you spell? it's my turn unnie!
tiffanyyoungofficial: wtf you're the last one to go!
yoona_lim: in Indonesia my name is spelled as LOONA
tiffanyyoungofficial: nobody cares and stop using LOONA NAME FOR FAME
yoona_lim: STREAM LOONA FOR WEIGHT LOSS AND CLEAR SKIN IF NOT YOU GONNA GET FLABBY LIKE TIFFY UNNIE
tiffanyyoungofficial: SHUT THE UP IMMA BEAT YOUR AT DORM LATER
yoona_lim: you can't catch me with those flabby
tiffanyyoungofficial: I'LL SET YOUR BEDROOM ON FIRE
hyoyeon_x_x: can yall be hurry i need to drag irene for my next tiktok after this
tiffanyyoungofficial: 1. I CAN'T DANCE 2. TIK TOKS ARE FOR LOSER 3. DESSERT IS A FLOP
yoona_lim: you did not just said that unnie!
tiffanyyoungofficial: let me off this chatroom at least i'm being all honest with my reasons
hyoyeon_x_x: i need to listen to yoong's reasons now
tiffanyyoungofficial: WHAATSS?? LET ME OUT OF HERE
yoona_lim: I can't appear in public in a while because of the karaoke controversy with hyori unnie
hyoyeon_x_x: ohh i forgot that yoong..ok you can leave bb
yoona_lim: ok unnie thank you
tiffanyyoungofficial: WAIT A DAMN MINUTE IM YOONA THAT'S JUST ONE DAMN REASON WHERE'S THE OTHER TWO?!
yoona_lim: that's 3 reasons in one sentence unnie
tiffanyyoungofficial: huh? i don't get it
yoona_lim: you'll understand once you started to stan LOONA
tiffanyyoungofficial: wtf
[yoona_lim left the chatroom!]
hyoyeon_x_x: aight imma leave too
tiffanyyoungofficial: what do i do here?
hyoyeon_x_x: stream dessert while you delete the damn chatroom while i chase irene
tiffanyyoungofficial: i'm not the one who made the chatroom how could i delete it?!
[hyoyeon_x_x adds tiffanyyoungofficial as admin!]
hyoyeon_x_x: oh you are now! bye!
[hyoyeon_x_x left the chatroom!]
[tiffanyyoungofficial adds taeyeon_ss to the chatroom!]
taeyeon_ss: what? why am i here?
tiffanyyoungofficial: HOW DARE YOU LEFT ME ALONE WHEN I'M BEING BULLIED
taeyeon_ss: who bullied you?! i don't even know anything tippani
tiffanyyoungofficial: IF ONLY YOU GAVE ME THE SAME AMOUNT OF ATTENTION YOU GAVE TO ZEERRROO THEN YOU'LL KNOW SOMETHING'S UP!!
taeyeon_ss: are you angry?
tiffanyyoungofficial: NO I'M NOT! NOT AT ALL!!
taeyeon_ss: hmm pls don't be angy me scary
tiffanyyoungofficial: KIM TAEYEON!
taeyeon_ss: yes baby?
tiffanyyoungofficial: GIVE ME 3 REASONS WHY YOU LOVE ZEERROOO MORE THAN ME!
taeyeon_ss: this is just basically setting me under fire why must you ask questions like this baby?!
tiffanyyoungofficial: ANSWER ME
taeyeon_ss: no i don't want to sleep on couch
tiffanyyoungofficial: if you don't answer imma make you sleep on the road with zeerrooo and zennifer
taeyeon_ss: baby who's zennifer?
tiffanyyoungofficial: jessica but meaner
taeyeon_ss: ALRIGHT I'LL ANSWER YOUR QUESTION WITH HONESTY
tiffanyyoungofficial: hmm go on...
taeyeon_ss: the reasons i love zero more than you are because he's loyal, listens to me, and don't give me headache
tiffanyyoungofficial: so you're saying i'm not loyal, doesn't listen to you and gave you headache?
taeyeon_ss: yes
tiffanyyoungofficial: buy me a pair of slippers when you're coming home
taeyeon_ss: for what?
tiffanyyoungofficial: for you
taeyeon_ss: ehh? i already have one
tiffanyyoungofficial: NO THIS ONE IS FOR YOUR HEAD
taeyeon_ss: help
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