NEW MANAGER

SOSHI ON CRACK

 

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yulyulk: have y'all heard the news?
hotsootuff: oh yes
watasiwahyo: what news? about my mom? who is she?
seojuhyun_s: hyohyo unnir your mom is ded
watasiwahyo: i'm an oprah?!
yulyulk: *orphan
seojuhyun_s: yes and adopted
watasiwahyo: i'm adopted?!
seojuhyun_s: yes and gay
watasiwahyo: that i already know
yulyulk: can you two stop?
hotsootuff: kwon yuri being serious making me wet
yulyulk: dude please
hotsootuff: i'm wet
yulyulk: sicababy look at her!
jessica_syj: OK WHO DO I NEED TO KILL?!
yulyulk: that choi sooyoung! :(
hotsootuff: jung sica u such a turn off aishh!
jessica_syj: good for u if i was turn on then i'll stab u with this knife
seojuhyun_s: that knife looks familiar
jessica_syj: it's yours
seojuhyun_s: give it back i need to stab christina with it
jessica_syj: how bout u let me stab sooyoung first
seojuhyun_s: k
hotsootuff: umm getting stab by the jung now that's hot
yulyulk: how is getting stab hot?
hotsootuff: SHUT UP U 30 YEAR OLD LESBIAN!
yulyulk: WE WERE JUST 2 MONTHS APART
hotsootuff: STILL 2 MONTH IS A LONG TIME TIFFANY CAN TURN INTO A HOE FASTER THAN THAT
xolovestephi: why the hell i was included in y'all fight?!
jessica_syj: there's no other hoe here except u
xolovestephi: LISTEN HERE U LITTLE U WERE GRINDING ON THE POLE LAST NIGHT AND NOW YOU SAYIN' IM THE ONLY HOE?!
jessica_syj: LISTEN HERE PINK  THAT WASN'T ME THAT'S TAEYEON!
xolovestephi: WHAT?!
515sunnyday: wow that's a good tea i wonder what flavor it is
yulyulk: it's gaymomile
xolovestephi: WHERE IS THAT KIM TAEYEON?!
taeyeon_ss: hi 
watasiwahyo: i can be your pole baeyeon
xolovestephi: is it true taetae?! what jessi said?!
taeyeon_ss: uhuh
jessica_syj: see?
xolovestephi: WHY WOULD U DO SUCH THING?!
taeyeon_ss: my  is itchy tippani and i can't scratch my own  my hand is too short for that!
515sunnyday: is she innocent or genius i can't tell
xolovestephi: so you're not grinding on the pole because you trynna be a hoe?
taeyeon_ss: what is hoe?
hotsootuff: this thing
taeyeon_ss: why would i wanna be a gardening tool tippani? i'm taeyeon!
xolovestephi: *facepalm*
jessica_syj: she's cute when she's dumb like this
yoona_lim: so cute that i want to eat her
taeyeon_ss: no yoong you can't eat me only tippani can!
yoona: eehh i don't mean it that way!
xolovestephi: please stay in my pocket forever taetae!
taeyeon_ss: as long as the pocket is on your
yulyulk: wtf did i just read
jessica_syj: seobang please stay in my pocket too!
yulyulk: i've been there since last night 
watasiwahyo: dude she ain't drugs why you want to put her in your pocket so much
jessica_syj: hyoyeon i ain't talking to u tho
watasiwahyo: dude why she hate me so much i'm so sad
jessica_syj: return back my 3 dollar
watasiwahyo: IT'S 10 YEARS AGO CAN YOU FORGET BOUT IT ALREADY?!
jessica_syj: that 3 dollar is all i got 10 years ago how can i forget?!
watasiwahyo: you got your family and friends too how could you say that 3 dollar is all you have in your life jessica?
jessica_syj: what?
taeyeon_ss: woooaaaaoah
hotsootuff: hyoyeon i'm sobbing
yulyulk: you finally saint
watasiwahyo: i found that on google 
515sunnyday: I KNEW SHE WON'T BE SAINT SHE'S HYOYEON
[minjin.idontwanttobetheirmanageranymore is online!]
seojuhyun_s: oh it's minjin oppar
yulyulk: *unnie
seojuhyun_s: stop correcting me unnir!
515sunnyday: can't her name be more obvious?
yoona_lim: minjin unnie why you here?
minjin.idontwantobetheirmanageranymore: your new manager will arrive at dorm in few minutes please be nice to her!
[minjn.idontwanttobetheirmanageranymore is offline!]
jessica_syj: what new manager?
515sunnyday: what? we have a new manager?
yulyulk: that's the news i wanna tell y'all earlier!
xolovestephi: boy you know about this? but why are we having a new manager?
515sunnyday: minjin unnie is too tired taking care of our gay already
yoona_lim: i don't mind but i hope the new manager is cute
seojuhyun_s: why do u want her to be cute?
watasiwahyo: yoona please don't bring seotan out
yoona_lim: i..i mean she should be cute because i can date her right guys?
taeyeon_ss: uhh
yulyulk: i'm not helpin'
jessica_syj: yoongbaby please don't say dumb things like this when your gf is around
yoona_lim: wait.. who's my gf?
seojuhyun_s: WHO'S MY GF?! HAHAHAHAHA 
515sunnyday: isn't seohyun your girlfriend?
hotsootuff: omg seohyunnie going crazy
yoona_lim: we broke up already unnie
seojuhyun_s: WE BROKE UP ALREADY?! HAHAHAHAHAHA  (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
515sunnyday: someone was about to get stab
hotsootuff: please bank in all your money to me before you go yoona
[you is online!]
taeyeon_ss: omo omo omo
jessica_syj: who the is this piñata
you: hello es
watasiwahyo: CL? you CL?
you: CL your open this damn door im your goddamn manager ohmylord why isit pink?!
xolovestephi: it's beautiful right?
you: this pink reminds me of shrimp paste
xolovestephi: ARE YOU TRYING TO INSULT PINK?!
you: no i'm insulting you
xolovestephi: oh my i got new es to deal now at dorm other than jessi
yulyulk: bruh i love this manager already
jessica_syj: same
hotsootuff: same
taeyeon_ss: same
yoona_lim: wait are you cute?
seojuhyun_s: (╯°Д°)╯︵c(.□ . c)
you: can y'all open this shrimp paste door hello it's raining 
watasiwahyo: it only opens when you say the password
you: so what's the password?
515sunnyday: what do you like the most in SNSD?
you: their s
watasiwahyo: please come in.
you: wait that's the password?
watasiwahyo: yes

 

 

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xDannyKx #1
Chapter 113: eh wait, was there a chapter 113? naw man, guess i'm too late to the party 🤣
sstorm
#2
Chapter 113: bro, you backk???
Mustafina
1149 streak #3
Chapter 113: Oh that was wild as hell 🤣
Eris78
#4
Chapter 113: Poor Soo! It’s not often everyone else is saying the dumb .
ROYAL_LOCKSMITH #5
Chapter 110: Rereading cause I can't remember were I stop.😅

Taeyeon can't resist fany .😆
UndefinedCharacter
#6
Chapter 113: Same Sooyoung, same... 😶😶😶
Kkomofam #7
Chapter 112: Taeyeon meme says it all 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Eris78
#8
Chapter 112: LMFAOOOOO! I’m going to start ironing my toilet paper, too. Sounds like fun.😂
Mustafina
1149 streak #9
Chapter 112: "Sunny can I come smoke crack with you?" Had me DYING 🤣🤣 it was a whole "so who's gonna tell her?" 🤣🤣
Superman19
#10
Chapter 112: Hahahahahhahahaha i really hope for hyowen endgame. But baekhyun got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Weiiiiiiiiiiiiii berdekah.