@taeyeon_ss: WHERE IS EVERYONE?! 

 

@hyoyeon_x_x: at dorm ugly

 

@taeyeon: I THOUGHT THE MEETING IS AT MY PLACE?!

 

@hyoyeon_x_x: no dumb at dorm

 

@taeyeon_ss: I DRESSED UP ZERO IN LIL MERMAID OUTFIT FOR NOTHING!!!

 

@hyoyeon_x_x: hurry up dumb

 

@taeyeon_ss: WHATS WITH YOU CALLING ME UGLY AND DUMB

 

@hyoyeon_x_x: my mom raised me to be honest

 

@tiffanyyoungofficial: tae your caps is on stop being an and turn it off

 

@taeyeon_ss: I DO WHAT I WANT MISSY

 

@hyoyeon_x_x: and why tf you dressed zero as little mermaid isn't he a boy?

 

@taeyeon_ss: HOW DARE YOU UALIZING MY DOGGO HE'S TRANS FOR GOD'S SAKE

 

@tiffanyyoungofficial: I CAN'T

 

@515sunnyday: uhm text me the dorm address again I'm kinda lost here tqsm

 

@tiffanyyoungofficial: check ur dm oo😘

 

@515sunnyday: thanks boo! ❤️

 

@jessica.syj: didn't you live in the dorm before how can you get lost?

 

@515sunnyday: hoe i got lost in my own condo too LIKE WHY IS IT SO BIG

 

@yoona_lim: stop showing off

 

@jessica.syj: but compared to my s your condo is at the size of my s

 

@yoona_lim: true true 😍

 

@515sunnyday: apart from being dumb i must've admit you're delusional too

 

@jessica.syj: i know omg tea

 

@seojuhyun_s: wtf did i just read

 

@yoona_lim: sica unnie s is bigger than sunny unnie condo hyunnie

 

@seojuhyun_s: wow seems like a good place to rent yoonie

 

@yoona_lim: HOW MUCH FOR ONE NIGHT SICA UNNIE ME AND HYUNNIE WANNA STAY THERE FOR A WHILE 

 

@tiffanyyoungofficial: oh god these maknaes I'll pray for you stay jessi 🙏

 

@hyoyeon_x_x: stay wtf 😂

 

@tiffanyyoungofficial: it's like homestay but lewd 😂

 

@jessica.syj: sorry to disappoint  you two but under 30 is not allowed 

 

@yoona_lim: it's okay I'll wait for next year sica unnie you better be prepared 

 

@seojuhyun_s: oh me too me too

 

@jessica.syj: you're 28 so off seohyun nobody likes you 

 

@seojuhyun_s: 🖕

 

@taeyeon_ss: what bout me then? 

 

@jessica.syj: you can stay... 

 

@taeyeon_ss: OMG YAYYYY🍑🍑🍑🍑

 

@jessica.syj: where you at... 

 

@taeyeon_ss: 🤧

 

@515sunnyday: PFTTT HAHAHAHHA GOOD ONE JESSI

 

@tiffanyyoungofficial: lmao poor tae

 

@hyoyeon_x_x: yo are yall coming or not it's pass 12 already we promised to gather at 10 gosh i need to sleep at 1 you know?! 

 

@515sunnyday: I'm going to buy some soju first before i get there so expect me to be a lil late because i hate yall and i need to get myself drunk for the meet up ❤️

 

@taeyeon_ss: YOU NEED TO SLEEP AT 1 OMG SINCE WHEN DID YOU BECAME SEOHYUN DURING DEATH NOTE ERA?! 

 

@hyoyeon_x_x: i need to grow some cells too tho

 

@tiffanyyoungofficial: brain cells? 

 

@hyoyeon_x_x: stfu and get your here already 

 

@tiffanyyoungofficial: almost there sis

 

@yoona_lim: yo did she just said death note era

 

@seojuhyun_s: I'M NOT THAT SEOHYUN ANYMORE UNNIR AND BTW IT'S INTIMATE NOTE

 

@taeyeon_ss: SORRY SATAN OH GOD I'M SCARED HELP GAYS I HEARD SOMETHING DROP

 

@jessica.syj: what's dropping omg taeyeon stop with your horror I'm driving alone don't scared me

 

@seojuhyun_s: honestly unnir i heard the place in your area is quite haunted

 

@yoona_lim: 👻

 

@taeyeon_ss: SEOHYUN STOP

 

@tiffanyyoungofficial: probably it's just zero dropping on the floor tae

 

@taeyeon_ss: NO HE DIDN'T SOUND LIKE THAT WHEN HE'S DROPPING ON THE FLOOR TIFFANA

 

@tiffanyyoungofficial: it's tiffany

 

@taeyeon_ss: SORRY FOR THE TYPO BUT I'M SCARED AF TIFARNY

 

@hyoyeon_x_x: how does it sounds like?

 

@taeyeon_ss: LIKE SOMETHING DROPPING ONE BY ONE IN THE WATER

 

@jessica.syj: asjsjkskskakskaak taeyeon stop it i need to focus driving!!!!

 

@515sunnyday: I'm not even there yet but i think imma need more soju and get myself drunk before i arrive

 

@jessica.syj: you can't drive when you drunk sunny!

 

@515sunnyday: I'm not driving i have my uber driver!

 

@taeyeon_ss: I.. I'm going to check where the sound coming from

 

@yoona_lim: unnie no just come and have a sleepover at dorm I'm scared for you

 

@taeyeon_ss: it's ok yoona i have zero with me if anything happens I'll pray for zero's health

 

@tiffanyyoungofficial: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'LL PRAY FOR ZERO'S HEALTH

 

@hyoyeon_x_x: she'll use zero as shield that's what she means

 

@tiffanyyoungofficial: IF ANYTHING BAD HAPPENS TO ZERO YOU BETTER BE START PRAYING FOR YOUR HEALTH TAEYEON

 

@taeyeon_ss: oh it's near

 

@seojuhyun_s: what's near?

 

@515sunnyday: me to being drunk

 

@jessica.syj: gosh this drunktard! Hyoyeon open the door i have arrived!

 

@hyoyeon_x_x: just come in thru the window

 

@jessica.syj: why the window?! 

 

@hyoyeon_x_x: because that's how i broke in the dorm earlier 

 

@jessica.syj: wtf i wear skirts hyo! 

 

@hyoyeon_x_x: then it'll be way easier 

 

@jessica.syj: 😠

 

@taeyeon_ss: it's coming from the toilet guys... 

 

@yoona_lim: MY STRENGTH IS WITH YOU

 

@seojuhyun_s: no you coward don't send her your strength! 

 

@taeyeon_ss: I'm going in.... 

 

@tiffanyyoungofficial: careful boo😣

 

@taeyeon: WHAT THE FUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK

 

@515sunnyday: WHAT HAPPEN

 

@jessica.syj: are you okay?! 

 

@515sunnyday: I'm fine thank you

 

@jessica.syj:  I'M NOT ASKING YOU

 

@yoona_lim: UNNIE U OK? 

 

@tiffanyyoungofficial: IS ZERO OK?! 

 

@taeyeon_ss: YURI!!! IT'S YURII OMGGGGGF

 

@seojuhyun_s: WHAT HAPPEN TO YURI UNNIR

 

@515sunnyday: congratuinglations🤸‍♂️

 

@jessica.syj: sunny can you zap yourself?! 

 

@hyoyeon_x_x: IS EVERYTHING OK THO?? 

 

@515sunnyday: i ask myself that quite a lot but thanks for caring hyo i think I'm ok

 

@hyoyeon_x_x: THIS AIN'T BOUT U SUNNY WTF

 

*yulyulk is online! *

 

@yulyulk: GUESS WHAT HAPPEN

 

@515sunnyday: omg you're aliveeee

 

@yoona_lim: what happen?! 

 

@yulyulk: TAEYEON JUST WALK ON ME WHEN IM POOPING!!!! 

 

@515sunnyday: omg tea

 

@hyoyeon_x_x: ayyy i thought something bad happen smh

 

@yulyulk: THIS IS BAD HYO SHE JUST WATCH ME POOP!!!! 

 

@hyoyeon_x_x: go stream badster

 

@seojuhyun_s: WHO TOLD YOU TO POOP AT HER PLACE WITHOUT HER KNOWING 

 

@yulyulk: WDYM I TOLD HER EARLIER I WANNA USE THE TOILET

 

@seojuhyun_s: BUT YOU DIDN'T TELL HER U WANNA POOP UNNIR YOU KNOW TAE UNNIR IS CLUELESS ASF NEXT TIME JUST TELL HER U WANNA POOP SO SHE WON'T WALK IN ON YOU WHEN YOU'RE DOING YOUR TY BUSINESS 

 

@yoona_lim: ty yul unnie 💩

 

@tiffanyyoungofficial: uhm is taetae ok? 

 

@yulyulk: yeah i guess

 

@tiffanyyoungofficial: you guess?! 

 

@yulyulk: she's bleeding 

 

@jessica.syj: omg 😮

 

@515sunnyday: it's normal to bleed when she's on the time of the month 

 

@hyoyeon_x_x: for the 2nd time go zap yourself sunny

 

@tiffanyyoungofficial: omg what's bleeding is it her head omg is she ok is zero ok do i have to call ambulance?! 

 

@yulyulk: calm down ppany it's just her nose bleeding 

 

@tiffanyyoungofficial: ayyy that byuntae makes me worry so much 😤

 

@515sunnyday: KEEP BLEEDING KEEEP KEEEEP BLEEEDING LOVEE

 

@yulyulk: wtf is wrong with her? 

 

@515sunnyday: I MISSED SOOYOUNG HOW DARE SHE LEAVES ME FOR BALI WHO TF IS BALI IS SHE'S WAY HOTTER THAN I AM?! 

 

@jessica.syj: just ignore her

 

@yulyulk: ugh now what do i do with taeyeon? 

 

@yoona_lim: go poop with her

 

@seojuhyun_s: go tell her to snap out of it and stop being by the sight of you and your poop

 

@jessica.syj: HAHAHAHAHA SEOHYUN OMG BUT YEAH GO TELL HER THAT

 

*taeyeon_ss unsnapped! *

 

@taeyeon_ss: I'm back! 

 

@hyoyeon_x_x: i feel sorry for you having to witness yuri's poop

 

@yulyulk: hey! It's not that bad

 

@tiffanyyoungofficial: tae u alright? 

 

@taeyeon_ss: i think I'm in love

 

@515sunnyday: I LOVE U U LOVE ME WE ARE HAPPY FAMILY 

 

@yoona_lim: hyunnie let's pick sunny unnie up at the soju store before we get to the dorm i think her uber driver must've left 

 

@seojuhyun_s: ok baby but we're stealing her money for the gas later

 

@yoona_lim: ok babe 

 

@jessica.syj: who are you in love with taengoo? 

 

@hyoyeon_x_x: yuri's poop

 

@tiffanyyoungofficial: hyo stop 🤮

 

@yulyulk: SNAP OUT OF IT TAENG AND LET'S GO TO THE DORM

 

@taeyeon_ss: ok poopie ❤️

 

@jessica.syj: awww poopie💖

 

@hyoyeon_x_x: there's nothing to be awwd bout here sica! 

 

@tiffanyyoungofficial: get here safely you two and yuri... I'll pray for your mental health🙏

 

@taeyeon_ss: let's go poopie 😘

 

@yulyulk: CALL ME THAT ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL BREAK YOUR TEETH TAENG

 

@taeyeon_ss: poopie 😘🙈🤭 i love you

 

@yulyulk: oh god pls help

 

[2 days later] 

 

*sooyoung reading from the top*

 

@sooyoungchoi: I'll stay in Bali a little longer...