WHAT?
SOSHI ON CRACK
SOSHI
Hyoyeon: hey guess what?
Sunny: you in prison?
Seohyun: finally
Hyoyeon: keep dreaming
Tiffany: so you're not in prison?
Yuri: she's in jail
Taeyeon: isn't that the same thing?
Yuri: no they're not
Taeyeon: how so?
Yuri: prison is the drama you know prison break?
Jessica: no
Yuri: sica you don't watch american drama?
Jessica: no i watch american
Yuri: you full of sins
Taeyeon: cika do you know him?
Jessica: andrew tate
Taeyeon: huh?!? what did you watch?! how could you not know him?!
Tiffany: the real question is how the do you know him taeyeon?!
Taeyeon: he's my science teacher
Tiffany: DON'T ING LIE
Taeyeon: this is your fault cika
Jessica: why are you blaming me?
Taeyeon: everytime tippani is angry at me it's because of you!
Jessica: cry more
Hyoyeon: yo? is nobody interested to know my tea?
Sooyoung: lmao hyo got ignored
Sunny: what's the tea hyo?
Hyoyeon: so...
Yoona: help what do i write in my self summary?!
Hyoyeon: wtf yoona why do you have to cut me off like that?!
Yoona: NEED HELP ASAP
Yuri: what for? job interview?
Yoona: NO IT'S FOR DATING SITE
Yuri: huh?
Seohyun: say that again?
Jessica: how about "bout to die soon?"
Tiffany: oh definitely "cute but dumb"
Sunny: " and risk taker"
Yuri: "afraid of no es or death"
Hyoyeon: "last night i was inside of you but tonight i'm inside the grave"
Taeyeon: "pencinta wanita"
Sooyoung: "my girlfriend is hot but other girls are hotter"
Yoona: OH COME ON HYUNNIE YOU'RE THE ONE THAT BROKE UP WITH ME LAST NIGHT
Seohyun: i didn't
Yoona: you definitely said that if i ate too much sodium you gonna breakup with me!
Seohyun: are you deaf?! i said if you eat too much sodium you gonna have a breakouts!
Sunny: yoong getting deaf before 40
Jessica: she's been on her damn phone too much
Yoona: oh really? ehehe sorry hyunnie, can we hang out tonight?
Seohyun: no i'm busy ironing my toilet paper
Yoona: what does it mean?
Seohyun: it means i rather look at my toilet paper than your face
Yuri: ooooff
Yoona: hyunnie i'm sorry
Sunny: AIGHT YOONG'S DRAMA IS OVER HYO WHAT'S THE TEA
Tiffany: spill the tea sista
Jessica: i'm not interested in hyo's tea imma leave
Taeyeon: can i play gta in your room?
Jessica: no
Tiffany: NO
Taeyeon:
Hyoyeon: ok gays listen i have a girlfriend
Sunny:
Sooyoung: dafuq?
Taeyeon:
Yoona: UNNIE WHO IS THE GAL?!
Yuri: FOR REAL?!
Seohyun: wow hyohyo unnir you no longer
Tiffany: OMG TEA CONGRATS HYOYEON!!
Jessica: are you lying?
Hyoyeon: no i'm not
Jessica: when did you start dating?
Hyoyeon: yesterday
Yuri: is she hot?
Hyoyeon: no but she cute tho
Tiffany: where did you meet her?
Hyoyeon: at SM
Taeyeon: huh? who?
Sooyoung: wendy??
Hyoyeon: nah she has a brown hair
Sooyoung: ?? wendy?!
Hyoyeon: bro wtf it's not wendy!
Sunny: who has a brown hair in SM?!
Tiffany: uhh everyone??
Sunny: no we have a black hair tippani
Tiffany: so...winter?!
Seohyun: OMG SHE'S TOO YOUNG UNNIE YOU GONNA GO TO PRISON FOR REAL
Hyoyeon: it's not her wtf
Yuri: i think it's moonbyul
Jessica: wth yuri she's not from SM!
Yuri: but she said she met her at SM she doesn't have to be SM's artist tho!
Jessica: i hate it when you're brilliant
Yuri: i'm not dumb sica
Jessica: you look like it
Yuri:
Sooyoung: OOOOOOFFFFFFFFFF
Yoona: show us her pic unnie
Hyoyeon: okay
Sooyoung: WHAT?!
Sunny: i'm gonna go snort some
Yuri: hmm
Taeyeon: . . .
Jessica: girl is that?
Tiffany: girl it is
Jessica: do we tell her?
Tiffany: no we don't
Yoona: OMG CUTE HYO UNNIE BUT SHE LOOKS FAMILIAR
Seohyun: IS SHE FROM EXO
Hyoyeon: I don't know which group she's in but she's cute right?
Tiffany: uhuh so cute
Sooyoung: yeah congrats hyo
Yuri: i'm happy for you
Tiffany: congrats
Taeyeon: congrats
Yoona: unnie is her s big
Hyoyeon: yes
Yoona: WOW CONGRATULATIONS UNNIE
Hyoyeon: thanks :D
Jessica: sunny can i smoke crack with you?
Sunny: sure come over
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