ROBBERY
SOSHI ON CRACK
one peaceful sunday morning long long time ago~
TWICE
Nayeon: WAKE UP BABIES COME HAVE BREAKFAST
Tzuyu: what's for breakfast unnie?
Nayeon: me
Tzuyu: disgusting
Chaeyoung: no really what's for breakfast?
Nayeon: eggs and mushroom
Chaeyoung: seriously?! we ate that for breakfast for 3 years straight i even look like mushroom and eggs combined!
Jeongyeon: true
Chaeyoung: YOU DON'T HAVE TO AGREE??!?
Jeongyeon: true
Chaeyoung: hoe if you don't stop
Jeongyeon: HA XD
Mina: I
Nayeon: mina sweetie no cursing on sunday morning
Jeongyeon: she ain't a church girl anymore leave her alone
Chaeyoung: you who?
Mina:
Nayeon: sweetie please speak in complete sentences we can't understand you!
Mina: F
Nayeon: dafuq?
Mina: I HEARD SOMEONE WALKING ON THE ROOFTOP
Tzuyu: that's momo and sana unnie doing vlive
Mina: NO IT'S NOT THEM MY SIXTH SENSE TELLING ME IT'S NOT THEM
Nayeon: you have sixth sense?
Mina: Yes
Nayeon: how?
Mina: i just assume i got one
Nayeon: you can't just assume things mina
Jeongyeon: you can't just assume you're the prettiest too unnie
Nayeon: but that's fact
Jeongyeon: fact from where?
Nayeon: wikipedia
Tzuyu: LMAO
Chaeyoung: LMAO UNNIE WE SAW YOU WROTE THAT ON WIKI YOURSELF
Nayeon: shut the up
Mina: ING
Nayeon: STOP CURSING YOU'RE 12
Jeongyeon: yes that
Mina: SOMEBODY'S DRILLING OUR ROOFF
Nayeon: STOP HALLUCINATING MINA WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A ROOF!
Chaeyoung: are you talking about your bedroom unnie cuz our roof are still intact!
Jeongyeon: seriously wtf are you doing to your roof unnie put em back on
Nayeon: no i like fresh air
Jeongyeon: you could open the window??
Nayeon: i like seeing the stars and the sky when i sleep
Tzuyu: wait until the storm coming
Nayeon:
Mina: HELLO I ING SCARED?
Tzuyu: is that a statement?
Mina: no it's a question
*taeyeon is online!
*seohyun is online!
*jessica is online!
Nayeon: WHO THE ?
Tzuyu: is that a question?
Nayeon: no it's a curse
Chaeyoung: WHO LET THESE HAGS IN?!
Taeyeon: good morning everyone calm down we're friendly
Seohyun: WHY ARE YOU BEING POLITE?!
Taeyeon: calm down seohyun we don't wanna scare them!
Seohyun: IF WE DON'T WANNA SCARE THEM THEN WHY THE HECK ARE WE COMING FROM THE ROOF WE COULD'VE JUST KNOCK THE DAMN DOOR
Taeyeon: then that'll be too mainstream
Jeongyeon: uhh what is happening?
Seohyun: THIS IS A ING ROBBERY EVERYBODY LAY DOWN ON THE FLOOR RIGHT NOW
Jessica: ok
Seohyun: NOT YOU GEESH WHY ARE YOU HERE?!
Jessica: for the thrill
Nayeon: jeongyeon call the police!
Jeongyeon: what's the number?!
Nayeon: ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW WHERE IS JIHYO AT TIMES LIKE THIS
Tzuyu: twerking in the club with dahyun
Nayeon: WHO GOES TO THE CLUB ON SUNDAY MORNING THEY SHOULD'VE WENT TO THE CHURCH
Tzuyu: they can't twerk there
Nayeon: JESUS
Seohyun: SHUT UP OR I'M STABBING EVERYONE
Mina: WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT?!
Taeyeon: what else robbers want? of course it's money!
Jessica: uhh i don't because i'm already rich?
Taeyeon: sica go back home we didn't invite you here
Seohyun: but unnir i wanna stab
Taeyeon: no i'm tired of bailing you out of jail
Seohyun: but stabbing is life
Taeyeon: seohyun we're robbers not killers
Seohyun: i'm 2 in 1
Taeyeon: seohyun this ain't nescafe
Mina: uh are yall robbing or not?
Jessica: oh hi mina
Mina: hi
Taeyeon: sica stop socializing
Jessica: hi nayeon
Nayeon: OMG HI
Taeyeon: sica stop
Jessica: hi tyuzu
Tzuyu: IT'S TZUYU!
Jessica: who is tzuyu?
Tzuyu: ME!
Jessica: but you're tyuzu
Taeyeon: sica stop disrespecting people's name!
Jessica: ok teyon
Taeyeon: IT'S TAEYEON
Seohyun: OK I'M STABBING THEM IN 5..4...3
Nayeon: no!!! take my money but please don't hurt us!
Tzuyu: yes go take her money and spare us!
Chaeyoung: yes she keeps her money inside the dishwasher!
Jeongyeon: i'll take it for you sunbaenims!
Mina: she got gold too but it's in microwave imma take it for you but pls spare me first!
Nayeon: uhh guys wtf
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