LIGHTSTICK

SOSHI ON CRACK

 

 

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tiffanyyoungofficial: hey girls do you know what day it is?
jessica.syj: IT'S WEDNESDAY
taeyeon_ss: can someone open this chocolate for me  it's so hard
hotsootuff: let me help you
taeyeon_ss: no, not you!
tiffanyyoungofficial: listen  it's yoona's birthday today!
jessica.syj: i said it's ing wednesday
tiffanyyoungofficial: NO IT'S YOONA'S DAY
jessica.syj: no
tiffanyyoungofficial: you wanna fight me?
seojuhyun_s: stop before i murder you two
tiffanyyoungofficial: .  . .
jessica.syj: . . .
seojuhyun_s: good
yulyulk: happy birthday to yooong, happy birthday to yoong, happy birthday happy birthday! happy birthday to yoong!
yoona_lim: *screams in spanish*
taeyeon_ss: happy birthday yoonie! what do you want for your birthday?
yoona_lim: our official lightstick
watasiwahyo: we already have our official lightstick
yulyulk: what? really?
watasiwahyo: uhuh
yoona_lim: where?
watasiwahyo: say hello to hyostickwithyou
jessica.syj: wtf with the name
tiffanyyoungofficial: you think this is pussycatdolls?
taeyeon_ss: wow other groups better be shaking
yulyulk: does this comes with special features?
watasiwahyo: yes i can vibrate if you touch me at the right spot
hotsootuff: this lightstick is kinda disgusting
taeyeon_ss: i want two! one for me and one for yoong!
yoona_lim: err unnie i don't want this
watasiwahyo: it's $500 free shipping with china air 0% gst after 1 june
taeyeon_ss: eeh i'll order it tomorrow then
jessica.syj: can yall stop?
515sunnyday: can it change color?
watasiwahyo: no it comes only in pink
tiffanyyoungofficial: i dont want it i dont want it i dont want it take my money!
515sunnyday: what else can it do?
watasiwahyo: it can automatically appears in SNSD concert even if you forgot to take it with you
seojuhyun_s: so magical it seems fake
515sunnyday: what else?
watasiwahyo: can beat haters to death as well
515sunnyday: i want one
watasiwahyo: it's $1000 and please add extra $10 for fast shipping thank you
jessica.syj: i said stop this bull
515sunnyday: WTF WHY SO EXPENSIVE I ONLY WANT ONE!
watasiwahyo: YOU RICH MOTHERER STOP WHINING LIKE A
515sunnyday: TAEYEON BOUGHT TWO
watasiwahyo: I LIKE TAEYEON SO I GAVE HER HALF PRICE
taeyeon_ss: ehehe~
tiffanyyoungofficial: SHE'S MINE HYO
515sunnyday: YOU HYO
watasiwahyo: what's with yall hating on me tho
seojuhyun_s: so i heard yall got new variety show in france?
yoona_lim: yes 0t5
seojuhyun_s: one more time you said that i'm going to push you down the hill it's still ot8
jessica.syj: excuse your attitude but it's still and forever ot9
hotsootuff: what's the show's name? can't wait to see hyo flops
yulyulk: it's called girls forest oh don't worry imma make sure she flops
watasiwahyo: HOW DARE YOU I'M OUT OF SHY YOU TWO
tiffanyyoungofficial: forest?! omg my baby is going to be in a forest?
yoona_lim: don't worry unnie i'm going to take care of her
taeyeon_ss: i'm going to be safe ppany ah don't worry!
tiffanyyoungofficial: and in france?! she can't even speaks english she's so tiny i can't omg i can't
jessica.syj: calm the down
tiffanyyoungofficial: MY BABY WILL DIE IN A FOREST JESSICA!
jessica.syj: it's okay
tiffanyyoungofficial: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S OKAY?!
yulyulk: ppany ah they got me, i can speak fluent french  so don't worry alright
jessica.syj: oh yeah?
yulyulk: merci goku
jessica.syj: wtf yuri?
yulyulk: te amo
jessica.syj: that's spanish
yulyulk: it's the same thing
jessica.syj: it's a mess already
seojuhyun_s: let's predict who'll die first in the forest
hotsootuff: hyoyeon
watasiwahyo: i can't believe she look down on me, no pun intended, but HOW DARE YOU LOOK DOWN ON ME!?
hotsootuff: yuri will die next out of frustration because she got lost
yulyulk: pakshet
jessica.syj: stop cursing in a different language!
yulyulk: how do you know i'm cursing?!
jessica.syj: i know you!
yulyulk: putangina!
jessica.syj: you better stop!
hotsootuff: sunny will die next because her s are so heavy
515sunnyday: NO ONE LITERALLY ASK FOR YOUR OPINION
jessica.syj: AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hotsootuff: and yoong
yoona_lim: what bout me?
hotsootuff: she'll eat all the grass in the forest but it's poisonous so she'll die
yoona_lim: I CALL THAT BULL
tiffanyyoungifficial: don't you dare says bad things to my baby boo!
hotsootuff: err...taeng will eventually came out alive, surprisingly.
taeyeon_ss: yayyyyy~~
tiffanyyoungofficial: uwu look at her so cute <3
watasiwahyo: your predictions just like you soo
seojuhyun_s: anyways, can't wait!
yulyulk: we'll do our best!
jessica.syj: we'll be waiting
tiffanyyoungofficial: hwaiting boo~
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xDannyKx #1
Chapter 113: eh wait, was there a chapter 113? naw man, guess i'm too late to the party 🤣
sstorm
#2
Chapter 113: bro, you backk???
Mustafina
1151 streak #3
Chapter 113: Oh that was wild as hell 🤣
Eris78
#4
Chapter 113: Poor Soo! It’s not often everyone else is saying the dumb .
ROYAL_LOCKSMITH #5
Chapter 110: Rereading cause I can't remember were I stop.😅

Taeyeon can't resist fany .😆
UndefinedCharacter
#6
Chapter 113: Same Sooyoung, same... 😶😶😶
Kkomofam #7
Chapter 112: Taeyeon meme says it all 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Eris78
#8
Chapter 112: LMFAOOOOO! I’m going to start ironing my toilet paper, too. Sounds like fun.😂
Mustafina
1151 streak #9
Chapter 112: "Sunny can I come smoke crack with you?" Had me DYING 🤣🤣 it was a whole "so who's gonna tell her?" 🤣🤣
Superman19
#10
Chapter 112: Hahahahahhahahaha i really hope for hyowen endgame. But baekhyun got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Weiiiiiiiiiiiiii berdekah.