DESPERATE

SOSHI ON CRACK

 

JIGEUMUNGAYSGENERASHUN
taeyeon_ss: guys i want to quit snsd
jessica.syj: me too
taeyeon_ss: sica pls you left since 2014
jessica.syj: oh...wow i forgot
seojuhyun_s: why is she so dumb
jessica.syj: you
seojuhyun_s: and rude too
jessica.syj: seohyun do you wanna get stab?
seojuhyun_s:
jessica.syj: the heck is wrong with this kid
yoona_lim: taeng unnie? are you serious?! 
taeyeon_ss: yes i've think about this a lot
hotsootuff: WHO'S GOING TO BE THE MAIN VOCAL THEN TAEYEON YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO US
yulyulk: hi
515sunnyday: BYE
yulyulk: don't be disrespectful i always find you issa bop
watasiwahyo: no it's a flop
yulyulk: i didn't film mv with three side chicks to be disrespected like this
watasiwahyo: but u ended up sleeping with a boy tho yuri why you do that you ungrateful gay
yulyulk: i didn't sleep with him for real tho
watasiwahyo: yeah but u can always sleep with those girls tho
yulyulk: they're on period
watasiwahyo: ah makes sense
seojuhyun_s: i always listen to your song yuri unnir
yulyulk: aww thank u seohyunnie
seojuhyun_s: it's my go to song everytime i want to poop
tiffanyyoungofficial: HAHAHAHAHA GOOD ONE
yulyulk: that's so disgusting of you seohyunnie why are you listening to always find you when you're pooping?
hotsootuff: because she's always going to find her no matter what
jessica.syj: ty seohyun
seojuhyun_s: i'm telling my mom
taeyeon_ss: GUYS CAN YOU BE SERIOUS FOR ONCE DIDN'T YOU HEARD ME I SAID I WANNA QUIT SNSD!!
watasiwahyo: so baeyeon... when are you going to throw the party?
taeyeon_ss: WHAT PARTY YEYEON?!
watasiwahyo: your freedom party after 30 years
taeyeon_ss: I'M 29!!
tiffanyyoungofficial: hyo please be serious my boo is mad
watasiwahyo: you're 29? 
taeyeon_ss: YES
watasiwahyo: my mom is older
taeyeon_ss: WHAT THAT KIND OF INFORMATION HAS TO DO WITH ME QUITTING SNSD?!
515sunnyday: someone please do something
jessica.syj: someone go slap the weed out of hyoyeon
yoona_lim: hyunnie follow me
seojuhyun_s: where we going?
yoona_lim: we're going to put hyo unnie to sleep 
seojuhyun_s: i'll bring the clorox
watasiwahyo: DON'T COME NEAR ME
[watasiwahyo is offline!]
tiffanyyoungofficial: so taetae why so sudden?
taeyeon_ss: it's not sudden, i've been thinking bout it for a while
yulyulk: but you never told us i mean i don't mind taking your spot taeng
jessica.syj: 
yulyulk: guys my wife is pregnant with our first child
jessica.syj: shut the up yuri 
515sunnyday: i'm better for that position than you yul you can't even reach the high note
yulyulk: and you can't even reach the top shelf
515sunnyday: YAH!
hotsootuff: hey hey it's not bout who's going to take taeyeon's position! it's about taeyeon's feelings! you guys are so insensitive!
tiffanyyoungofficial: wow choi sooyoung i can't believe you just said that
yulyulk: she found that on google
hotsootuff: HAHAHAHAHAHA THE I DID NOT
tiffanyyoungofficial: so taeyeon ah what are you planning to do after you quit snsd?
jessica.syj: i'm just letting you know that i need a cashier for my b&e store in Taiwan
taeyeon_ss: no thanks i already had something to do in my mind
jessica.syj: well it's your loss then
yulyulk: sicababy i want to be the cashier
jessica.syj: you're already my personal cashier seobang ah~
yulyulk: hehe  
taeyeon_ss: why are you so happy you'll be broke in 10 seconds when you go out with her duh
jessica.syj: she doesn't mind! she loves me! right seobang?
yulyulk: yes i love you only
yoona_lim: that's what she tells auntie juran yesterday
yulyulk: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S SO COLD TODAY YOONG AH DO YOU WANT TO BATH IN FIRE?! LET'S GO!
[yulyulk is offline!]
jessica.syj: wait what?
tiffanyyoungofficial: umm sis
jessica.syj: i'll be back in a sec
[jessica.syj is offline!]
yoona_lim: someone was bout to die
hotsootuff: yes and it's you, yuri will find you and kill you
seojuhyun_s: *plays always find you*
yoona_lim: umm no if sica unnie kill her first
seojuhyun_s: ohh you're right yoongie
yoona_lim: i'm smart right hyunnie
seojuhyun_s: no you're quite dumb but got balls
yoona_lim: i hate ball but whatever makes you happy hyunnie
515sunnyday: why are our maknaes like this
taeyeon_ss: glad i'm leaving soon
tiffanyyoungofficialwhat do you have in mind taetae? what do you wanna do? where do you wanna go?
taeyeon_ss: i want to go to la
tiffanyyoungofficial: eh? you want to come here?! for what?
taeyeon_ss: i want to meet you uwu uwu uwu 
tiffanyyoungofficial: that's cute boo but if you just want to see me you don't have to quit snsd
taeyeon_ss: i want to live there and cook for you everytime you come home from class
tiffanyyoungofficial: 
taeyeon_ss: and massage your foot everytime it hurts!
tiffanyyoungofficial:
515sunnyday: this is disgustingly cute
tiffanyyoungofficial: aww but i thought you said you're not desperate before?
taeyeon_ss: AFTER ALMOST 5 MONTHS I LAST SAW YOU I CAN BE DESPERATE TOO
tiffanyyoungofficial: i dont know what to say...
taeyeon_ss: YOU DON'T NEED TO SAY ANYTHING LET ME BE THERE AND TAKE CARE OF YOU PPANY AH 
tiffanyyoungofficial: i win at life

 

 

 

Taenggu waiting for Tippa to comes home

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xDannyKx #1
Chapter 113: eh wait, was there a chapter 113? naw man, guess i'm too late to the party 🤣
sstorm
#2
Chapter 113: bro, you backk???
Mustafina
1151 streak #3
Chapter 113: Oh that was wild as hell 🤣
Eris78
#4
Chapter 113: Poor Soo! It’s not often everyone else is saying the dumb .
ROYAL_LOCKSMITH #5
Chapter 110: Rereading cause I can't remember were I stop.😅

Taeyeon can't resist fany .😆
UndefinedCharacter
#6
Chapter 113: Same Sooyoung, same... 😶😶😶
Kkomofam #7
Chapter 112: Taeyeon meme says it all 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Eris78
#8
Chapter 112: LMFAOOOOO! I’m going to start ironing my toilet paper, too. Sounds like fun.😂
Mustafina
1151 streak #9
Chapter 112: "Sunny can I come smoke crack with you?" Had me DYING 🤣🤣 it was a whole "so who's gonna tell her?" 🤣🤣
Superman19
#10
Chapter 112: Hahahahahhahahaha i really hope for hyowen endgame. But baekhyun got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Weiiiiiiiiiiiiii berdekah.