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yoona_lim: tae unnie we see you
yulyulk: yes yes we see you
hotsootuff: everything that you did
watasiwahyo: we hope you flop in your new mv
yoona_lim: hyo unnie don't include us in your devil hope
watasiwahyo: i thought we're in this together?
yoona_lim: no we're not
watasiwahyo: but we put rat poison in sica's cold noodle last night together
yoona_lim: well if it's sica unnie then that's fine
yulyulk: hey it's a sin to wish bad upon someone you know
hotsootuff: it's already a sin to be in SNSD
yulyulk: it's also a sin to be a snake
hotsootuff: *chokedth*
taeyeon_ss: oi what are y'all talking about?
watasiwahyo: we're talking about how sooyoung wants to be a soonakes in her upcoming kdramas
yulyulk: lmao
yoona_lim: i would ditch my red carpet to watch that
hotsootuff: FUCC OFF YOU THREE LESBIAN
yulyulk: yoona ya you should ditch your grandma dress as well
yoona_lim: it's sponsored
yulyulk: it makes you look 90
yoona_lim: finally a legal age for me to do drugs
watasiwahyo: lmao u don't need legal age for that
taeyeon_ss: seriously what are you guys talking bout don't waste my time
yulyulk: ohhhhh rushing to do something?
watasiwahyo: we're just talking about you
taeyeon_ss: i don't see why y'all shouldn't be talking about me i mean i'm cool and good looking and all
yoona_lim: and clumsy
watasiwahyo: and a little bit dumb
yulyulk: when is the last time you shave?
taeyeon_ss: the heck?
hotsootuff: what color is your underwear today taeyeon?
taeyeon_ss: i don't wear any because it's hot tonight
yoona_lim: or you don't wear any because you're on the way to do someone?
hotsootuff: meow~
taeyeon_ss: do someone? who?
yoona_lim: seol...seoull...soull..
taeyeon_ss: what?
watasiwahyo: *heavy breathing*
yulyulk: hyo please don't be gay
watasiwahyo: says someone who shoots lesbian mv beside the pool with chickens
yoona_lim: unnie, it's chicks
watasiwahyo: it's plural! learn some engrish!
yoona_lim: god bless u
watasiwahyo: amen
yulyulk: so taeng, are you going to "do" her?
taeyeon_ss: i don't know what you're talking about
yoona_lim: seriously unnie stop dodging the question like you're dodging sica unnie!
hotsootuff: true! and stop playing dumb!
watasiwahyo: she's not playing dumb guys she's born with it
taeyeon_ss: i'm not doing anyone i'm in my room guys!
hotsootuff: BUT YOUR ROOM IS DARK YOU GAYLORD
taeyeon_ss: IM SAVING ENERGY YOU LAMP POST!
hotsootuff: SAVING ENERGY FOR "WORKOUT" LATER?!
taeyeon_ss: DON'T DISTURB ME!
watasiwahyo: so she's already in your bedroom?
yulyulk: HOLY IES OF ALL IES
taeyeon_ss: nobody's in my bedroom!
yoona_lim: taeyeon unnie you have moved on
yulyulk: you make us proud!
hotsootuff: DON'T WORRY WE WONT TELL TIFFANY!
watasiwahyo: SO WHERES THE CONDO?!
taeyeon_ss: what condo?! omg what is wrong with y'all?!
hotsootuff: hyoyeon it's
watasiwahyo: IT'S SINGULAR SHE'LL ONLY NEED ONE TONIGHT RIGHT ASDFGHJKL
yoona_lim: god bless u hyo unnie
watasiwahyo: what's with u kid?
yulyulk: why would they need tho?
hotsootuff: AS A PROTECTION FROM LEAKING ASDFGHJKL
yoona_lim: unnie i'm shy omg i'm too innocent for this!
yulyulk: yesterday i had to sign a package from shop under the name "Im not Yoona"
yoona_lim: i only bought the nightgown for seohyunnie eyyy
watasiwahyo: i bet the nightgown is see through
yulyulk: more like walk through lmao
hotsootuff: I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY
yulyulk: let me imagine seohyunnie in that hmmm yess
yoona_lim: DON'T MAKE ME GO THERE AND CHOKE U YUL UNNIE
taeyeon_ss: y'all weird i'm leaving
hotsootuff: taeyeon ah it's so weird of you not enjoying this kind of stuff
watasiwahyo: that's because she had better stuff do to, right taeng?
taeyeon_ss: i dont know what u talking bout yeyeon
watasiwahyo: oh me too
yoona_lim: so she's really in your room tae unnie? omg!
taeyeon_ss: seolhyun is not in my bedroom
yoona_lim: omo, i'm not saying anything about seolhyun tho?
taeyeon_ss: *shaking*
hotsootuff: lmao u got caught
yulyulk: maybe she's under your blanket taeng go look for her before i do
taeyeon_ss: DON'T ENTER MY BEDROOM YOU CAN'T TOUCH HER SHE'S MINE!
yulyulk: there u go
watasiwahyo: you sneaky midget u think we didn't saw you?
taeyeon_ss: you saw us? how?
yoona_lim: aww taeng unnie bring the girl home
yulyulk: if u forgot that we got a thing called cctv in our dorm
taeyeon_ss: oh, hehe
watasiwahyo: but she seems drunketh what u gonna do to her taeng?
hotsootuff: I'M NOT GOING TO IMAGINE THIS I'M NOT GOING TO IMAGINE THIS FUCC
taeyeon_ss: just leave us alone guys
yulyulk: why? can't wait anymore?
yoona_lim: don't be too loud unnie
watasiwahyo: tell seolhyun don't be too loud too
taeyeon_ss: why would i tell her that?! i'm not going to do anything to her! i'll just let her sleep!
yulyulk: sure, you gotta let the girl sleep after exercising
taeyeon_ss: quit teasing already!
yulyulk: if you can't control yourself i can sleep with u tonight and i'll be in the middle
taeyeon_ss: NO THANKS!
yulyulk: ayy so selfish
yoona_lim: tae unnie do you need earmuffs?
taeyeon_ss: for what?
yoona_lim: i heard seolhyun moan in her sleep
hotsootuff: really?
yulyulk: let me teach u how to do some stretching taeng
watasiwahyo: we need holy water here where's seohyun
taeyeon_ss: really?! she moan in her sleep? then i'll just...
hotsootuff: OH MY GOODNESS
yulyulk: LET ME SLEEP WITH YOU OR YOU'LL LOSE YOUR ITY TONIGHT TAENG!
[taeyeon_ss offline!]
yulyulk: TAENGG NOOOOOO HUWAAAAAA!!!
yoona_lim: TAEYEON UNNIE NO!! DON'T DO IT HOEEEE!!
watasiwahyo: 1like 1pray for taeyeon in case tippany knew bout this
Tiffany after killing both seoltae
Also Tiffany
Omg yoyeonah?! IT'S REAL AFTER ALL IS TIME omg X'D
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