HARD TO GET

SOSHI ON CRACK

 

 

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yulyulk: yo who wants to go to the bathroom??
yoona_lim: i'll tell teacher you bring phone to school
yulyulk: like you didn't bring phone as well
yoona_lim: no i didn't i'm yoona's dog texting from home
taeyeon_ss: since when yoong have a dog
yoona_lim: since you didn't grow your legs anymore to see what's up here
sunnyday515: hahaha
yoona_lim: that goes to you as well
sunnyday515: YOU DOG
taeyeon_ss: i want to change seats
jessica.syj: stay where you at
taeyeon_ss: stop touching my
jessica.syj: my hands slipped
taeyeon_ss: stop stealing my eraser!
jessica.syj: stop stealing my heart!
sooyoungchoi: ooh damn what the is going on here i love this anyways!!!
watasiwahyo: can you believe i'm still single after all this time why nobody falls in love with me!?
seojuhyun_s: i did but you reject me
watasiwahyo: nah you're too ugly for my liking
seojuhyun_s: i just won a beauty pageants
watasiwahyo: you must be competing against frogs 
tiffanyyoungofficial: your standards are too high smh
watasiwahyo: not too high i want someone at my level around 158cm
taeyeon_ss: hi
watasiwahyo: not you
jessica.syj: don't you dare you're mine dumb!
taeyeon_ss: I WANT TO CHANGE SEATS
jessica.syj: say that one more time and i'm keeping my hands in your pants!
taeyeon_ss: how to call police?
yoona_lim: 1300-88-2525
taeyeon_ss: THAT'S PIZZA YOU IDIOT
sunnyday515: lolol do you mean me hyo i'm on your level too
watasiwahyo: who's talking i heard my name but i can't see her
sunnyday515: this really testing my patience
yulyulk: so...nobody wants to go to the bathroom?
sooyoungchoi: just go alone why do you want anyone to go with you?!
yulyulk: so i could get the heck out of class longer since 2 people are peeing or ting instead of just one!
sooyoungchoi: don't come to school if you don't wanna be in class!
yulyulk: then how do i become doctor if i didn't come to school?!
tiffanyyoungofficial: lmao she wants to be a ing doctor guys
yulyulk: why?! what's funny tiffany?!
tiffanyyoungofficial: you in math!
yulyulk: try me !
tiffanyyoungofficial: what's 1+1?
yulyulk: us
tiffanyyoungofficial:
sooyoungchoi: DAAMMMNN WHAT THE IS GOING ONNN AGAIINNN I LOVE THISSS SKSDSKJKS
jessica.syj: tiffany did you just blushed?
tiffanyyoungofficial: no i farted
yulyulk: she must be so nervous damn that feels good isn't it?
tiffanyyoungofficial: no i need to poop
yulyulk: so do you want to go to the bathroom with me?
yoona_lim: did you just ask her on a date to the ing bathroom?!
yulyulk: shut up yoona's dog!
yoona_lim: anyiiingggg
tiffanyyoungofficial: yeah let's go
yulyulk: i got my date bye losers!
taeyeon_ss: a date in the bathroom that's so stinky!
sunnyday515: better love story than hyo's
watasiwahyo: why do i keep hearing things but where does it came from?
sunnyday515: ity
seojuhyun_s: JUST ING DATE YOU TWO STOP PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK
sunnyday515: i didn't hide she just didn't see me
taeyeon_ss: take off your shirt so she could notice you!
jessica.syj: done
taeyeon_ss: NOT YOU PUT IT BACK ON !
jessica.syj: make me
sooyoungchoi: FREE SHOW OOHH YESSS
seojuhyun_s: sooyoung unnie i feel jealous with everyone dating
sooyoungchoi: do you like me?
seojuhyun_s: no
sooyoungchoi: same! this must be fate! let's try our luck seohyun who knows we might be each other's soulmate
yoona_lim: HYUNNIE IS MINE BACK OFF
sooyoungchoi: is this dog yours hyunnie?
seojuhyun_s: no but her owner is
yoona_lim: TELL HER HYUNNIE
sooyoungchoi: oh... :(
seojuhyun_s: but you can be in my harem list too
sooyoungchoi: :)
yoona_lim: THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!
yulyulk: i'm back!
taeyeon_ss: where's tiffany?
jessica.syj: why did you look for her? you should look only at me taeyeon!
taeyeon_ss: i've been looking at you for the past 5 hours
jessica.syj: really? i thought you didn't aww
taeyeon_ss:
watasiwahyo: stop playing hard to get bro
taeyeon_ss: you're doing the same bro
yulyulk: oh i left tiffany in the bathroom!
sooyoungchoi: dammn on your first date?!
yoona_lim: go get her back!
taeyeon_ss: you really messed up yul!
yulyulk: no it's fine i'm just showing her where she belongs
sunnyday515: what?!
seojuhyun_S: FUCCBOI ALERT
sooyoungchoi: OOOH SNAP WHAT THE IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW?!
jessica.syj: she's a player i knew it!
yoona_lim: what did you do to tippani unnie?!
yulyulk: i locked her in there
jessica.syj: why did you do that?!
yulyulk: she's too noisy i realised we didn't match each other well
taeyeon_ss: but you shouldn't locked her in the bathroom bro!
yulyulk: i think i'm liking someone else now
taeyeon_ss: who?
yulyulk: jessica do you wanna go out with me?
taeyeon_ss: WHAT?!
sooyoungchoi: OH I'M DONE WITH THIS
jessica.syj: uh no
sunnyday515: are you asking her out on a date to the bathroom too?
yulyulk: no. jessica doesn't belongs in the bathroom, probably.. in my bedroom?
taeyeon_ss: STOP IT RIGHT THERE NO YOU CAN'T TAKE HER BRO
yulyulk: what?! why?!
taeyeon_ss: SHE'S MINE BACK OFF I MIGHT BE SMALL BUT I'LL FIGHT YOU IF YOU TAKE WHAT'S MINE BRO!!!
jessica.syj: :3
sooyoungchoi: ooohhh~
watasiwahyo: so that's what it takes for you to admit you're liking jessica too?
yulyulk: my job is done here
sunnyday515: you're doing a good job yul
yulyulk: don't forget to pay me sica
jessica.syj: i will now get the hell out and go bring tiffany back!
yulyulk: lol i didn't really locked her in the bathroom i left her in cafeteria that girl knows how to eat
tiffanyyoungofficial: babe i want more pink cotton candy!
yulyulk: i'll be there in a sec!
yoona_lim: taeng unnir are you oki?
sooyoungchoi: she looks pale
watasiwahyo: ask her if she's good jess!
jessica.syj: you okay taeyeon?
taeyeon_ss: nuh uh
jessica.syj: do you wanna go to the bathroom?
sooyoungchoi: bittchhhhh
taeyeon_ss: nuh uh
jessica.syj: then what do you want?
taeyeon_ss: . . .
yoona_lim: taeng unnir is so smol i wanna squish her
seojuhyun_s: shush up dog
jessica.syj: do you wanna date me?
taeyeon_ss: eung~
sooyoungchoi: HAHAHAHAHA THAT IS SO CUTE! SO CUTE!
jessica.syj: you should've said it faster ayyy
yoona_lim: congrats
seojuhyun_s congrats
sunnyday515: congrats
sooyoungchoi: congrats
yulyulk: congrats but you better pay me fast sica i'm running out of money
tiffanyyoungofficial: shut up and feed me
yulyulk: i'm going to be homeless
watasiwahyo: how to be smooth like jessica
jessica.syj: use vaseline
watasiwahyo: that's not what i meant idiot

 

 

how to be smooth 101 by jessica jung
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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xDannyKx #1
Chapter 113: eh wait, was there a chapter 113? naw man, guess i'm too late to the party 🤣
sstorm
#2
Chapter 113: bro, you backk???
Mustafina
1124 streak #3
Chapter 113: Oh that was wild as hell 🤣
Eris78
#4
Chapter 113: Poor Soo! It’s not often everyone else is saying the dumb .
ROYAL_LOCKSMITH 11 streak #5
Chapter 110: Rereading cause I can't remember were I stop.😅

Taeyeon can't resist fany .😆
UndefinedCharacter
16 streak #6
Chapter 113: Same Sooyoung, same... 😶😶😶
Kkomofam #7
Chapter 112: Taeyeon meme says it all 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Eris78
#8
Chapter 112: LMFAOOOOO! I’m going to start ironing my toilet paper, too. Sounds like fun.😂
Mustafina
1124 streak #9
Chapter 112: "Sunny can I come smoke crack with you?" Had me DYING 🤣🤣 it was a whole "so who's gonna tell her?" 🤣🤣
Superman19
#10
Chapter 112: Hahahahahhahahaha i really hope for hyowen endgame. But baekhyun got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Weiiiiiiiiiiiiii berdekah.