MEOWLY CYRUS
SOSHI ON CRACK
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hotsootuff: umm hello guys
yoona_lim: UNNIES
hotsootuff: excuse your flatass yoong i'm here first!
yoona_lim: you didn't say anything bout wanting food tho?
hotsootuff: we both know why i'm here at 3 am i don't need to say it every single time!
yoona_lim: wow you get grouchy when you're hungry!
hotsootuff: when i'm hungry i'm not sooyoung anymore!
yoona_lim: then what are you?
hotsootuff: soohanat
yoona_lim: wtf is that?
hotsootuff: bih do you have anything? bread crumbs or some ?
yoona_lim: bih why would i have bread crumbs?
hotsootuff: I'M JUST ASKING IN CASE YOU DROP SOME OF THEM BREAD CRUMBS
yoona_lim: IF I DROP IT I'LL EAT IT BRUH
hotsootuff: WHAT IF THE BREAD CRUMBS FALL TO THE FLOOR?!
yoona_lim: THEN I'LL GET DOWN TO THE FLOOR AND EAT IT BRUH
hotsootuff: that's against my religion to do something so disgusting
yoona_lim: you're disgusting since birth your religion must've despise you
hotsootuff: THIS DANG TWIG WANNA GET SPANK
yoona_lim: GTG GTG GTG
jessica_syj: are you two poor or some i thought you're in esenesdi
yoona_lim: hungry attack you doesn't matter who you are or where you are unnie!
jessica_syj: but why i'm not hungry?
hotsootuff: because you just ate yuri's ¶v$$¥
yoona_lim: hmmm
jessica_syj: we didn't do anything she's sleeping
hotsootuff: so she's tired after your 'dinner'?
yoona_lim: oh my poor eyes
jessica_syj: DUDE WE DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING THAT BURNT NUGGET IS SLEEPING!
hotsootuff: calm down omg im scared
yoona_lim: she get cranky when she doesn't get any
jessica_syj: IM YOONA!!
hotsootuff: you're dead
yoona_lim: I'M SO SORRY UNNIE PLEASE DUN EAT ME
jessica_syj: why would unnie wants to eat you?
hotsootuff: BECAUSE GONNYURI IS SLEEPING
jessica_syj: YAH CHOI SOOYOUNG!
yoona_lim: unnie don't be like this hyunnie will stab me T.T
[taeyeon_ss is online!]
taeyeon_ss: guys tippani airmail me her new koala bear from LA what should i do?
hotsootuff: eat the koala bear
jessica_syj: sooyoung no
yoona_lim: what do you mean what should you do unnie? you should fry the koala
taeyeon_ss: i can't cook
jessica_syj: ARE YOU CRAZY WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO FRY THE KOALA?!
yoona_lim: to eat?
taeyeon_ss: jecika...the koala is ugly
jessica_syj: koala can't be ugly!
taeyeon_ss: wait till u see it yourself!
jessica_syj: stop hating on the koala already taengoo smh
hotsootuff: dude if you don't want it i can eat it
yoona_lim: let's share unnie
jessica_syj: i'm going to call the animal service centre y'all be going to jail
taeyeon_ss: JECIKA LOOK
jessica_syj: kim taeyeon that's a ing cat
taeyeon_ss: WHAT?!
jessica_syj: anyways...where's the fire?
hotsootuff: my eyeballs are twitching
yoona_lim: i got cross eyed by this photo
taeyeon_ss: what should i do guys? tippani ask me to babysit this !
jessica_syj: let's kill it taengoo, let's kill it before it breed
yoona_lim: let's name it first unnie so we can carve her name on her grave!
hotsootuff: how bout seobaedah?
jessica_syj: isn't that seohyun's middle name?
hotsootuff: they kinda look alike so i think it's ok
[xolovestephi is online!]
xolovestephi: taetae how's meowly cyrus doing?
jessica_syj: who the ?
xolovestephi: the kitty i send home
jessica_syj: her name is what?
xolovestephi: meowly cyrus
hotsootuff: but her korean name is seobaedah
xolovestephi: that name is cancerous
jessica_syj: that name you gave the kitty is making my s shrunk
xolovestephi: you're just jealous of my creative !
jessica_syj: SOMEBODY HOLD ME BEFORE I STAB HER
hotsootuff: i'll hold your s from shrinking
jessica_syj: DON'T TOUCH ME HOE
xolovestephi: what's the kitty doing? taetae?
yoona_lim: she's preparing for her death
xolovestephi: what?!
taeyeon_ss: HAHAHAHAHA NO SHE'S FINE I'M GIVING THE KITTY A BATH
xolovestephi: are you sure? why do i get a bad vibe?
yoona_lim: she's actually drowning meowly cyrus unnie
xolovestephi: WHAT THE ACTUAL ARE YOU UP TO KIM?!
taeyeon_ss: no ppany i'm going to heat up her food next!
xolovestephi: you don't need to heat up a cat food tae!
hotsootuff: she means she's going to put the cat in microwave ppany ah
taeyeon_ss: no no it's not like that!
xolovestephi: WHAT?! KIM TAEYEON THAT KITTY BETTER BE BREATHING 24/7 OR I'LL CUT YOUR WEE WEE OFF YOUR BODY
jessica_syj: oh wow tiff you can borrow my knife anytime
taeyeon_ss: WHO'S SIDE ARE Y'ALL ON?!
hotsootuff: on the side where we'll be safe from hellfany's wrath
xolovestephi: MARK MY WORDS KIM TAETAE I'MMA ING CUT YOU IF ANYTHING BAD HAPPENS TO MEOWLY CYRUS!
jessica_syj: she ain't playing taengoo
taeyeon_ss: i'm not harming the cat ppany you can't cut my wee wee cuz you'll miss it soon!
jessica_syj: she has mine so she won't miss your wee wee taengoo
taeyeon_ss: what?
xolovestephi: omg jessi shut up
hotsootuff: sica pls stop doing drugs
yoona_lim: MY INNOCENT EYES ARE TWITCHING
xolovestephi: I'm gonna go now. KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE CAT ALL THE TIME KIM TAEYEON!
taeyeon_ss: all the time?! do you want me to get crossed eyed too or something?!
xolovestephi: STOP INSULTING MEOWLY CYRUS BEFORE I WRECKING BALL YOUR
hotsootuff: oo she fierce
taeyeon_ss: ok sorry ppany T.T
xolovestephi: good that you're sorry! bye for now!
[xolovestephi is offline!]
taeyeon_ss: so...should we kill the kitty?
yoona_lim: tae unnie let's go
hotsootuff: i'll be at your home in 10 minutes taeng!
jessica_syj: i'll bring the fire taengoo
taeyeon_ss: y'all bastard
jessica_syj: i know
hotsootuff: we know
yoona_lim: BIH LET'S KILL IT
taeyeon_ss: but what if tippani comes home and she found out moewly cyrus is ded?
jessica_syj: there's no problem we'll grab seohyun and make her eyes crossed
hotsootuff: that's the worst idea ever jessica jung please don't speak ever again
jessica_syj: but you said they look alike earlier!
hotsootuff: sica you genius
yoona_lim: let's sacrifice seobaby for this
jessica_syj: why do you sounds like we're doing some satanic ritual yoong?
yoona_lim: wait we're not?
jessica_syj: yoonie sweetie no we're not we're just killing it.
yoona_lim: oooh
taeyeon_ss: alright i'm in who's in?
hotsootuff: me
yoona_lim: me
jessica_syj: count me in
taeyeon_ss: y'all the bastard that i love
jessica_syj: let's name our team custard since we bastard but we soft
hotsootuff: do u wanna get kicked off the group for the second time sica?
jessica_syj: I'll keep my mouth shut
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