TIFFANY

SOSHI ON CRACK
xolovestephi [online!] status: the old tiffany can't come to the phone right now cuz she's dead
omg is it my turn yet?
no
it is my turn
but it's still early
do i look like i care?
you brat
ppali this is my chance ask me something!
what's your full name?
tiffany young tomato hwang banana snake miyoung
if i knew it'll be like this i wouldn't ask
don't be rude, my daddy gives me that beautiful name
so miss tomato...
hwang, miss hwang for you
miss hwang
can you do something for me?
don't want
go buy me a y dress that reveals my perfect line
if you want to expose your then don't wear anything!
i want to look good for jessi
she hates you
she loves me
she want me to kill you
that did not said that
she order a serial killer from ebay
i thought she loves me?
i told you she hates you
then who am i being shipped with?!
yuri
whatsss?!
please, she's for you
that's a no no
come on tippani
no!
million times no!
but yuri will be rich this time
will she buys me gucci?
girl she'll turn you into gucci handbag if you want
ok then, screw jessi 
what about taeyeon?
what about taeyeon?
is it okay if i didn't ship you with her?
is she rich?
uhh. no
I SUDDENLY DON'T KNOW WHO TAEYEON IS
gosh tippani
money is pink
you mean gold?
pink! pink is better than gold!
you crazy
if you can't say anything nice please leave
you're the one who didn't say anything nice since earlier!
nice
...
there i said it
...
happy?
let me choke you
that sounds so
oh my god why does everything i said sounds ?
cuz you full of sins
like you're not!
i'm savage
my head is going to explode if i keep talking to you!
do you want to explode now or later?
that sounds so wrong
your mind is if you get triggered by that
you know what?
what?
i think i'm going to ship everyone of you with seohyun
so she can teach you some good manners!
you'll make a big mistake
you don't know me tippani!
and you don't know seohyun
you think she won't even hurt a fly
but the truth is the fly is the one who don't want to hurt her!
wat?
she once kill a fly with a stare!
*shaking*
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xDannyKx #1
Chapter 113: eh wait, was there a chapter 113? naw man, guess i'm too late to the party 🤣
sstorm
#2
Chapter 113: bro, you backk???
Mustafina
1151 streak #3
Chapter 113: Oh that was wild as hell 🤣
Eris78
#4
Chapter 113: Poor Soo! It’s not often everyone else is saying the dumb .
ROYAL_LOCKSMITH #5
Chapter 110: Rereading cause I can't remember were I stop.😅

Taeyeon can't resist fany .😆
UndefinedCharacter
#6
Chapter 113: Same Sooyoung, same... 😶😶😶
Kkomofam #7
Chapter 112: Taeyeon meme says it all 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Eris78
#8
Chapter 112: LMFAOOOOO! I’m going to start ironing my toilet paper, too. Sounds like fun.😂
Mustafina
1151 streak #9
Chapter 112: "Sunny can I come smoke crack with you?" Had me DYING 🤣🤣 it was a whole "so who's gonna tell her?" 🤣🤣
Superman19
#10
Chapter 112: Hahahahahhahahaha i really hope for hyowen endgame. But baekhyun got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Weiiiiiiiiiiiiii berdekah.