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SOSHI ON CRACK
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yulyulk: Hi
jessica.syj: just a hi?
yulyulk: hi what's up is it me the one you saw when you open your eyes this morning?
jessica.syj: no it's yoona in her pajamas
yulyulk: what is she doing on your bed?!
jessica.syj: sleeping
yulyulk: why is she sleeping on your bed?!
jessica.syj: she got scared
yulyulk: of what?!
jessica.syj: seohyun
yulyulk: ooh
jessica.syj: poor bb ;(
taeyeon_ss: hi
jessica.syj: you too? just a hi?
taeyeon_ss: HI IS IT ME WHO YOU SAW WHEN YOU LOOK DOWN ON YOUR THIGHS LAST NIGHT
tiffanyyoungofficial: i think just a hi is enuff right jessi
jessica.syj: you're creepy as taeyeon
taeyeon_ss: I DEMAND AN ANSWER
tiffanyyoungofficial: oh god taetae how many times do i have to tell you that it was a dream?!
taeyeon_ss: NO IT'S NOT TIPANI IT'S REAL
jessica.syj: eww why are you dreaming bout me like that?!
taeyeon_ss: we had jennifer!
yulyulk: hi do you want to settle this outside taeng?!
taeyeon_ss: we can settle this inside outside is too hot
yulyulk: ok boomer
tiffanyyoungofficial: aight stop it right there you two!
jessica.syj: don't waste your energy trying to fight this midget babe
yulyulk: i'm angry!
jessica.syj: i'll treat you ice cream to cool you off later okay?
yulyulk: ok sicababy :)
taeyeon_ss: wow! ppany i want ice cream too i'm angry!
tiffanyyoungofficial: you started this mess so no
taeyeon_ss: so you don't want to cool me off?
tiffanyyoungofficial: no 
taeyeon_ss: I'M VERY ANGRY TIFFANY
tiffanyyoungofficial: you're so cute uwu
taeyeon_ss: ;D
yulyulk: wait aren't you mad 1 second ago?
taeyeon_ss: nuh uh not anymore :)
jessica.syj: she's bipolar at her best
taeyeon_ss: don't make me angry jennifer!
jessica.syj: uwu so cute
taeyeon_ss:  :D
yulyulk: what so you're not mad anymore when someone call you cute?
taeyeon_ss: yeah but it won't work on you call me cute and i'll give you a black eye
yulyulk: i prefer blackpink but whatever
tiffanyyoungofficial: wtf taeyeon you said it only works for me! so you lied?!
taeyeon_ss: for my defends tippani i didn't knew it would work for jecika too until today!
tiffanyyoungofficial: YEAH KEEP LYING
jessica.syj: kill her tiffy
tiffanyyoungofficial: HECK YEA I WILL
yulyulk: run for your life taeng
[seojuhyun_s is online!]
seojuhyun_s: i'm looking for yoona did anyone see her?
jessica.syj: no
yulyulk: but you said she's sleeping on your bed earlier baby
jessica.syj: well how about you keep your mouth shut babe our yoong is in danger
seojuhyun_s: so she's sleeping in your bedroom unnir?
jessica.syj: no
yulyulk: yes
jessica.syj: OH MY GOD YURI!
yulyulk: my mom told me not to lie
taeyeon_ss: my mom told me the same
yulyulk: but you disappoint her
taeyeon: you want to settle this outside huh?
jessica.syj: enough!
tiffanyyoungofficial: wait what happen? seobaby u ok?
seojuhyun_s: no i'm not okay! she cheated on me!
sooyoungchoi: WHAT?!
hyoyeon_x_x: THE?!
515sunnyday: TEA
tiffanyyoungofficial: where the heck did yall coming from so suddenly!
515sunnyday: we love tea
hyoyeon_x_x: i can't believe yoong cheated on you!
sooyoungchoi: she sure grow some balls
seojuhyun_s: why do you sound so proud of her syoung unnir?!
sooyoungchoi: no i'm not
yulyulk: so yoong got some balls?
jessica.syj: omg yuri be quiet
taeyeon_ss: yes she got them balls in thailand
yulyulk: what balls?
taeyeon_ss: tenis balls
yulyulk: oh i see
hyoyeon_x_x: dafuq yul since when you're this clueless
515sunnyday: fame changed her
taeyeon_ss: since her mom told her not to lie
seojuhyun_s: unnir tell her come online right now i need explanation!
jessica.syj: alright give me a minute
yulyulk: why do you need explanation if she cheated on you then accept it that you're not good enough for her and leave
tiffanyyoungofficial: exactly yuri omg we always had the same thought
taeyeon_ss:  :)
515sunnyday: what's with the smiley face taeyeon?
taeyeon_ss: oh nothing  :)
tiffanyyoungofficial: but this thoughts doesn't apply to you taeyeon if you cheated on me we'll be having a deep conversation for 3 weeks no sleep
taeyeon_ss:  :(
hyoyeon_x_x: hey but what if you're good enough but she still wants to cheat?
sooyoungchoi: wow i can't believe you ask that question hyoyeon
hyoyeon_x_x: what i can't be relevant?
sooyoungchoi: ANSWER HER YURI I'M GOING TO PUKE
yulyulk: then it's time for you to whack her
seojuhyun_s: which is exactly what i'm going to do
[yoona_lim is online!]
jessica.syj: she just wakes up so don't attack her
seojuhyun_s: EXPLAIN WHY YOU CHEATED ON ME YOONGIE
515sunnyday: PLS SPILL THE TEA
hyoyeon_x_x: GO CHANGE YOUR FACEBOOK RELATIONSHIP STATUS ASAP
sooyoungchoi: SINCE YOU'RE NO LONGER SPENDING MONEY FOR HYUNIE CAN I BORROW LIKE NOT MUCH JUST AROUND 5 MILLION DOLLAR I NEED A NEW TOILET BOWL AND SOME FROSTED FLAKES AND FRUIT LOOPS
jessica.syj: leader do something why are you so quiet
taeyeon_ss: CAN I BORROW 5 MILLION TOO IF I CAN'T THEN IT'S OKAY SINCE I'M RICH TOO 
yulyulk: then why are you borrowing?
taeyeon_ss: because i want to feel poor
jessica.syj: you're so ing useless taeyeon!
taeyeon_ss: no i'm good in bed just ask tippani!
tiffanyyoungofficial: i'm not answering that
yoona_lim: hello
seojuhyun_s: hello?! HELLO?!
yoona_lim: seobaby chill
seojuhyun_s: don't call me seobaby!
yoona_lim: :(
seojuhyun_s: why did you cheat on me yoona?!
yoona_lim: how do you know?
hyoyeon_x_x: uhh she has eyes 
seojuhyun_s: i smelled a woman's perfume on your hoodie!
hyoyeon_x_x: uhh yoona is a woman you know seohyun of course her hoodie going to smell womanly
seojuhyun_s: i know how she smelled like and this is not her scent at all hyohyo unnir!
taeyeon_ss: so the hoodie no longer smelled like a rotten fishball?
yoona_lim: it doesn't even smell like that in the first place unnie!
sooyoungchoi: she might've changed her perfume
seojuhyun_s: she prefers masculine type perfume not a girly one!
515sunnyday: tell us the truth yoong please don't play with seohyun's feelings she knows you cheated anyway so don't bother to lie anymore
hyoyeon_x_x: go change the relationship status first
tiffanyyoungofficial: hyoyeon please
hyoyeon_x_x: i'm not pleasing anyone honey boo boo
taeyeon_ss: tell hyunnie the truth yoona do you love her still or not if not then i'm setting her on a blind date with moonbyul
[solarsido is online!]
solarsido: I THINK THE NOT!
[solarsido is offline!]
taeyeon_ss: owow she snapped!
yulyulk: who's that?
taeyeon_ss: idk either
yoona_lim: alright...i admit i'm seeing another woman behind your back hyunie
seojuhyun_s: how could you :(
yoona_lim: but i still love you
seojuhyun_s: how can you cheat on me then still in love with me at the same time?!
yoona_lim: i.. have no idea too
515sunnyday: just pick one you greedy
yoona_lim: i can't! i love seohyun and this woman too!
tiffanyyoungofficial: so you wanted to be with two woman at the same time?!
yoona_lim: is that too much to ask?
tiffanyyoungofficial: i can't accept this!
taeyeon_ss: tippani chill 
seojuhyun_s: does the other woman knows about me?
yoona_lim: yes
seojuhyun_s: what did she say? did she ask you to broke up with me?!
yoona_lim: no she didn't say anything hynnie... :( please don't break up with me i just want to love both of you no more than that
hyoyeon_x_x: Liar you t me last night
yoona_lim: I ALREADY TOLD YOU IT'S A MISTAKE UNNIE I WAS SUPPOSED TO SENT THAT TO HYUNNIE
hyoyeon_x_x: hmmph.. i got excited for a second there
yulyulk: DUMB
yoona_lim: hyunnie? pls? forgive me? and accept her? i love you
seojuhyun_s: only if i know who the woman is
yoona_lim: you're not going to kill her or anything...right?
seojuhyun_s: oh no no i'm not going to do that
yoona_lim: okay...it's soojung
jessica.syj: SOOJUNG WHO?! JUNG SOOJUNG AKA MY SISTER?!
yoona_lim: uhm yes
jessica.syj: AW NO I DIDN'T APPROVE THIS NO WONDER YOU SMELLED SO FAMILIAR LAST NIGHT I'M GOING TO ING KILL YOU BOTH HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY BABY SIS IM YOONA
taeyeon_ss: go calm your girl yuri
yulyulk: nah... i'm scared
yoona_lim: HYUNNIE HELP ME
seojuhyun_s: why would i?
yoona_lim: sica unnie will kill me!!
seojuhyun_s: then should i stop her? I THINK THE NOT!!!
yoona_lim: :(
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xDannyKx #1
Chapter 113: eh wait, was there a chapter 113? naw man, guess i'm too late to the party 🤣
sstorm
#2
Chapter 113: bro, you backk???
Mustafina
1152 streak #3
Chapter 113: Oh that was wild as hell 🤣
Eris78
#4
Chapter 113: Poor Soo! It’s not often everyone else is saying the dumb .
ROYAL_LOCKSMITH #5
Chapter 110: Rereading cause I can't remember were I stop.😅

Taeyeon can't resist fany .😆
UndefinedCharacter
#6
Chapter 113: Same Sooyoung, same... 😶😶😶
Kkomofam #7
Chapter 112: Taeyeon meme says it all 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Eris78
#8
Chapter 112: LMFAOOOOO! I’m going to start ironing my toilet paper, too. Sounds like fun.😂
Mustafina
1152 streak #9
Chapter 112: "Sunny can I come smoke crack with you?" Had me DYING 🤣🤣 it was a whole "so who's gonna tell her?" 🤣🤣
Superman19
#10
Chapter 112: Hahahahahhahahaha i really hope for hyowen endgame. But baekhyun got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Weiiiiiiiiiiiiii berdekah.