TAENGSIC
SOSHI ON CRACK
[TAEYEON]
jungjigglejiggle
hi
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why don't u type back?
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i told u not to buy that ty iphone X now look what happened to u
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OMG
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you're so frustrating
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can i atleast get a hi back?
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it's rude to just read u know?
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this is why aliens don't like u!
why would i want aliens to like me?
now you're here awww~
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OH COME ON
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srsly do u hate me jessica?
you're boring
what?! i'm what?!
BORING
when i look at you i do get bored
THE HECK?!
sorry i didn't mean it!
whatever!
do you want to go out?
yes
OMGOSHHH YESHH YESHH YESHHH SHE SAID YESSHH
but not with u tho
but i have food jecika!! FOOD!!!!
i have food as well, do u think i'm poor or some ?
but do u have pijja?!
the is pijja?!
that thing with cheese and bull on top omg u americano u don't know pijja?!
taeyeon, it's pizza
that's what i said!
no that's not what u said
IT'S THE KOREAN THING U WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND U FAKE KOREAN
wow so much for asking me out now u wanna be rude?
no no i'm sorry but you're so frustrating
then why you even bother texting me?!
because i u
WHAT?!
omo omo omo
i'm done here
no stay where u at!
no
it's a typo jessica!
i mean i like you! not you! that can continue in the next phase!!
oh my god
am i too much?
kinda
i know that i'm too much for u, you're so lucky
omg you're just so full of yourself
but if i give you half of me then i won't be that full of myself anymore right?
who said i want half of you anyways?
stop playin' hard to get i know you want me
no i don't
but i have pizza
so?
I SAID I HAZ PIZZA
and what that has to do with me?
do you want to come over and have pizza with me?
no thanks
WHAT? WHY?! YOU DON'T LIKE PIZZA?!
I DON'T LIKE YOU
i just choked
good for you
how can you not like me?!
you're not my taste
since when did u taste me omg jecika did u me while i'm sleeping?!
WTF KIM TAEYEON?!
i mean i'm hot and cute how can someone not like me back?
i don't like someone who's shorter than me
bull we're only 2 cm apart
still you're down there
yes i like being down there when you're on top asdfghjkl
this is why i hate you
i'm sorry but you hurt my feelings
when did i even hurt you?!
since u don't like me because i'm short
true
YAH! DID YOU KNOW THAT I ALMOST HAD A KNEE SURGERY JUST FOR YOU?!
what's stopping you?
tippani said she likes me short and tiny so that i can fit in her pocket
ahh~ now it's tiffany?
what? wait it's not likey likey that
you know what i'm leavin'
jessica i'm just kidding it's not because of her wait are u jealous?!
me? jealous? pfftt!
you can be jealous all you want since i like you
I SAID I'M NOT JEALOUS
calm down baby
i'm not your baby
BUT YOU CALL ME YOUR DADDY LAST WEEK
STOP WITH UR BULL KIM TAEYEON AND STOP TEXTING ME I WANNA SLEEP!
already?
jessica it's only 6pm
really?
it's dark outside i thought it's late
it's as dark as your soul isn't it?
do u want to get punch in your face?
by you? please kill me with your s jecika
OMG YOU SUCH A WEIRDO 140CM KID!!
HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT MY HEIGHT SO WRONGLY!
I'M 158 CM!
WITH HEELS!
AND INSOLES!
wow... and short tempered too
SHUT UP YOU 50 KG GROWN ICE AGE WOMAN!
THAT'S RUDE OF YOU KIM TAEYEON I'M ONLY 48!!!
SURE! 48 IN YOUR WAIST LINE THAT IS!
YAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
OR 48 IN YOUR WRINKLES AGE?!
YOU BETTER STOP IT!!!
IT'S OK I LIKE OLD CHUBBY WOMAN ANYWAYS!!!
YOU'RE SO SHORT THAT YOU NEED A LADDER JUST TO ENTER THE CAR!
YOU DID NOT JUST-
AND WHY DID SOOYOUNGIE'S CROSS TOP BECOMES YOUR BLANKET?!
IT'S FROM IKEA SHE SHOULDN'T BE WEARING SOMETHING CHEAP
EVEN WITH 10CM INSOLES YOU'RE STILL SHORTER THAN YOUR LIFE SPAN!
ok that's too much!
OMG I FEEL SO GOOD THAT I SAID IT
you hurt me
(ಥ﹏ಥ)
oh please
huwaaaaaa ppaannnyyyyyyyyyy~~༼つ☯﹏☯༽つ
yeah just run to your other girlfriend taeyeon
eunggg~ cika is a bad girl! ༼☯﹏☯༽
oh now i'm the bad one?
apologise now
no you being rude to me too!
where?
you said i'm 50kg!
but it said in the website you're 48kg + 2kg
huh? what does that means?
i think the 2kg is the weight of your body
what about the 48kg then?
the weight of your sins
do you want to start a fight again?
no! let's make up for the sake of your forehead
what?
i mean for the sake of our love
what?
what? you don't love me after all the love banters we just had?
what?
omg jessica why are you like this?
let's say sorry to each other and forget this childish fight we had alright?
fine, let's just make up
in my bed?
. . .
YOU KIM TAEYEON!
that's what she said
"OMG EARTHQUAKE RUN SAVE YOUR S ASDFGHJKL"
Meanwhile jessica
Jessica X croissant
I ship it
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