One fine sunny day at EXO's dorm, (consider them as the OT12 and not the sub-units)

“Good morning” D.O. Went out from the room he share with Kai and noticed that there is still no one who is awake so he decided to cook breakfast for the whole gang of ravenous guys who are surely very hungry after a night of stay in dreamland. While listening to the daily news like a typical mother in every home, he continued in chopping, boiling, chopping, tasting, the food that he is preparing as well as checking on the clock in case he needs to wake his kittens.

“Good morning Kyungsoo” the other cooking Mama of Exo woke up and went straight to the kitchen after hearing the music from the sizzling of the bacon on the pan which happens to be Baekhyun's favorite breakfast.

“Hey Yixing hyung, morning. How's your sleep?” the younger mom asked while cutting the kimchi

“It's good, need a hand?”

“Yeah, sure.. the egg roll-ups aren't yet done and I don't want Chanyeol to pout all day..

“haha. OK, These are just a piece of cakes anymway” Lay answered and tied the apron around his body then worked his way on the egg roll-ups

A few more minutes and the breakfast table of the EXO boys is filled with variety of foods that looks like being served from the fine restaurants, all thanks to their cooking Mamas.

“What time is it?” Lay asked after taking a picture of their masterpiece and uploading it on his weibo adding a caption that says 'D.O. And I cooked all of these this morning.. Have a happy day everyone!'

“It's 6 am hyung”

“Oh shame!”

“Waeyo?!”

“I forgot to unplug my laptop last night!”

“Aish. As always you're forgetting things” D.o. Facepalmed and grinned at his hyung's forgetful personality

“Mianhae” Lay shyly scratched his head and went to the room he share with Luhan

A few more minutes have passed and the breakfast table started to be filled with gorgeous angels wearing Pjs and disheveled hairs..

“Good morning boys”

“Good morning gramps” the boys answered in unison as Suho takes his seat on the round table

“Where is Luhan and Kris hyung?” Tao and Sehun asked

“As usual, they are still making love with the bed” Kai answered sleepily and earned a flick on his forehead from D.O., “Ouch, wae?”he asked and laughed with the others

“Shall we wake them up?” Xiumin asked, holding his bao zi

“Are you thinking what I am thinking?!” Lay asked the others with a mischievous smile painted on his face and eyes looking directly at his and Luhan's room.

“Are we going to be in subgroups or is a group better?” Baekhyun asked, his naughty mind at work

“Ooh.. I think it's better if we will have a group attack” Chanyeol grinned, showing his white teeth

“Then let's do this!” the not-s-obvious-yet-number-one-troll Kim Jongdae stood up from his seat and raised his fist in the air.

“Let's go!” They all answered

Like little kids spying on Santa's arrival, they tiptoe in entering the room of the first victim, covering their mouths and containing their laughs..

“At the count of three” Lay said, leading the mob of hot-blooded kids, “1, 2,3...”

“LUHAN HYUNG! IREONA!IREONA!!!!” They all went on Luhan's bed and started jumping like wild rabbits and chanting the same words over and over...

“AIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSHHHHHH!!!!!! GET OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Luhan growled, fully awake and pissed

“kkkk.. Good morning!” everyone said and scrambled out of the room as if nothing happened but are positive that their strategy worked, knowing that despite being a heavy sleeper, Luhan is very sensitive when somebody goes on his bed because he hates it.

“next victim....” Chen announced, opening the room he share with Kris...

(Black for Korean... Pink for Chinese.. Blue for English)

“Ayooo wassuuuuppppp.... I'm bringing y back 1+1=2”

Everybody giggled at their leader's sleeping habit and then Suho started the prank

“Annyeonghasaeyo Kris” he said

“Annyeonghasaeyo, Kris imnida” the sleeping Kris answered

“Do you think you are y?” Baekhyun asked

“I am super extremely y”

“What?” the Korean kids asked and Tao translated for them

“Is there a girl that attracts you now” Chen asked

“Yes”

The boys howled crazily, startling their talking-sleeping leader and waking him up to reality...

“So you are having your eyes on a girl huh!!!” Kai said in a teasing y tone

“What are you talking about?!” Kris asked with sleepy yet y-angry eyes then Sehun played the recorded video and Kris's eyes widened

“HYUUUUUUUNG IS HAVING A CRUSH ON SOMEONE!!!!!” they all cheered and before Kris could eat them all alive, they all ran back to the kitchen and eats their breakfast as if nothing happened..

Kris and Luhan joined them and also ate the breakfast prepared by Lay and D.O.

“Hyung, did you know already?” Sehun asked

“What?” Luhan asked

“Kris gege is having a crush to someone” D.O. With happy eyes announced

“Chinjayo?!” Luhan turned to look at Kris

“I didn't know anything about what they are talking about”

“But Kris hyung is very honest when sleep talking right?” Suho said, sipping from his glass of milk

“I don't know what you are trying to say” Kris answered and pretended like nothing happened and kept it cool.

~o~

“Guys, when will you learn to put your dirty socks on the hamper?” D.O. Went to the living room and scolding s after finding out that there are socks sprawled all over the floor that morning.

“It's not mine...” everyone answered

“Oh.. I guess that's mine” Xiumin sarcastically answered, knowing that he is one of the OCs in EXO

Meanwhile, Kris is sitting on the sofa reading another self-improvement book and acting cool. Lay was sitting in their balcony, composing another song. Tao and his mat is on the center of the living room performing his daily yoga routine while Sehun is practicing his S by reading words with S to get rid of his lisp but stil ends up saying ithupid(stupid), perthon(person), crathy(crazy), flathk(flask).

“Look! Isn't that Taemin's noona?!” Baekhyun squealed like a fanboy and pointed at the yakult commercial of Sunny

“Oh.. The beautiful little artist with a golden ratio!” Chanyeol followed up

“Isn't she lovely?” Chen singsonged his comment

“So she is promoting the same brand with Yoona ssi” Kai said, looking at Luhan

“Yoona is still the best model among the rest” Luhan answered, eyes on the screen but his hand working miracles on the rubik's cube.

“I think Taemin is really lucky to have a noona as jot as her, she's the perfect description of femme fatale especially with that short haircut” Suho commented

“Hyung! Suho!” Everyone but Lay who is outside looked at him

“Wae?”

“You never have said something like that to girls!” D.O. Answered

“Because I have never seen a perfect lady before”

“*coughs* Yoona *coughs*”

“Hyung, we have different preferences” Suho answered..

“I heard that she is close to Soo Man sonsaengnim” Lay said from the balcony

“Really?”

“Yeah, the CEO met her inside his office without any appointment which is a NEWS since he refuse to meet even Korea's own President if he didn't asked for an appointment.

“Maybe she is his girlfriend” Luhan answered

“But he is married!”

“So?” Luhan said

“Why are you so judgmental?” Kris answered coldly and went inside his room

“What happened to him?” Tao asked

“Mollayo..” the others shrugged while Luhan also thought out of nowhere 'yeah, who am I to judge her?'

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Hi guys.. I will always thank you for always being patient for my updates.. ^^ <3

Good News: I don't have classes and work tomorrow so that means I have more time to update!!! yey
Bad News: After that I am still unsure as to when I can update again because I am doing tons of paperworks that are expected to be presented on August 8-10.. orz..

itsashawolthing, I actually don't know yet honey.. haven't really been updated lately.. orz. but I hope that's true.. ^^