The Annoying Gangster Decides To Stay

A Gangster Lives In My House!

"Whew!" IU sighed deeply, closing the door behind her. She was exhausted from all the schoolworks, but especially P.E. Her worse subject was P.E., even though she was slender and in shape. 

"Oh, you came home?" Yoseob asked, his head popping up from the couch. IU screamed in shock.

"YOU'RE STILL HERE?!?!" she shouted, pointing at Yoseob and covering with her other hand. Yoseob rolled his eyes.

"Obviously you didn't pay any attention to me about what I said before you went to school," Yoseob sighed, sinking back into the couch. IU gulped nervously. Then, she pointed to the door, her hands shaking.

"G-G-Go! Out! Now!" IU demanded, still a bit uneasy with a gangster in her house. Yoseob smirked, as he tried to sit up correctly.

"Why? Is it because I'm a gangster? Don't worry, I won't hurt you," Yoseob said, turning on the T.V.

"Ya!!! Get out of here!" IU yelled, storming to the kitchen counter. Yoseob chuckled.

"Ya, I'm going to be staying here," Yoseob decided, flipping through the channel. IU widened her eyes, surprised.

"M-Mwoh?" IU stuttered, "You can't! I'll call the police!" Yoseob dropped his remote and ran behind IU, clamping with his hand. IU quaked in fear.

"The police? Tch… listen, lady–"

"IU," IU corrected, as Yoseob removed his hand.

"Whatever. I have 5 more buddies out there that can kill you. So, either you listen to me and live, or call the police and die. Which one will you pick?" Yoseob asked huskily. IU shivered. 

"Live," IU quickly said. Yoseob smirked.

"Good. Just let me stay here until I get better or I'll kill you. Oh, and you have to keep it a secret, arraso?" Yoseob said, staring into IU's eyes deeply. IU quickly nodded, not wanting to get into a further mess with Yoseob. Yoseob smiled crookedly and walked back to the couch. "Oh, and make me some food, will ya?"

"YA!!!" IU screamed, "I'm not your maid!!!" She made an angry fist. What was wrong with this boy? 

"Awww~ C'mon! I'm hungry!" Yoseob pouted. IU scoffed and rolled her eyes in annoyance. First, I was scared of him, and now I'm clearly annoyed of him, IU thought. Suddenly, her phone rang. Yoseob raised an eyebrow, as IU picked up the phone.

"Yoboseyo?" IU answered.

"IU~~" Suzy's voice trailed off. IU grinned, as she took a seat on a chair.

"Ah, Suzy-ah! How're you doing?" IU asked.

"Hey, check the news right now!" Suzy exclaimed, "B2ST's Yoseob is in it!" IU widened her eyes, as she glanced at Yoseob, who stared at her innocently. 

"Oh, what did B2ST's Yoseob do?" IU asked curious, raising her tone. Yoseob's ears perked up. What? Someone is talking about me? Am I that famous or something? Yoseob wondered. IU changed the channel to the news.

"So in conclusion, if anyone sees B2ST's Yoseob, please hand him over to the police. We thank the now 5-membered B2ST for accidentally contacting the police incase they had captured Yoseob. Back to you, guys," the news lady said, as two other news reporters began talking about the weather and everything. Yoseob widened his mouth as he stared at the T.V screen. Those idiots! Yoseob thought, clenching a tight fist.


"Why… URGH! Hyunseung, you weren't supposed to call the police!!!" Doojoon scolded, crossing his arms.

"Well, whenever someone is lost, they always contact it to the police! Usually, the police can find people who are lost!" Hyunseung protested. Junghyung chuckled.

"He's probably the dumbest one out of all six of us. Remember how you almost pulled your gun out when you were even 1 cent short? The cashier even counted the amount Hyunseung had paid. Oh, and let me bring up that story when the three of us, me, Hyunseung, and Dongwoon went to the movies! Hey, remember Dongwoon? Don't you remember when Hyunseung all of the sudden got up on the movie seat, pulled out his gun, and started shooting the movie screen, shouting, 'Die, you impostor!'" Junghyung mentioned, bursting out into hysterical laughs. Dongwoon clapped his hands and nodded enthusiastically, laughing along.

"Oh yeah! And everyone was starring at Hyunseung angrily since it was the best part! I mean, they just found out the main character's lover was an impostor, and Hyunseung ruined it all," Dongwoon chuckled. Hyunseung flushed, feeling embarrassed.

"H-Hey!" Hyunseung weakly protested, unsure of what to say after that. Doojoon sighed and glanced at Kikwang, who was flipping some cards over.

"Kikwang, you know something about Yoseob's disappearance. You haven't said a word about this topic," Doojoon accused. Kikwang looked up calmly, chewing on his gum. He looked back down, flipping some cards.

"I know nothin'," Kikwang mumbled, flipping another card.

"What're you flippin' cards for, bro?" Dongwoon asked, leaning against Kikwang's shoulder. Kikwang flipped another card.

"To see if Yoseob is fine or not," Kikwang said, "The cards say it all."

"And the creepiest gangster award goes to Kikwang!" Hyunseung randomly said, clapping his hand. 

"How's Yoseob? Where is he? Is he okay? Wooyoung gave him quite a rough punch on his weak spot," Doojoon pointed out, throwing off some more questions. Kikwang scrunched his eyebrows.

"Shh! I can't concentrate," Kikwang said in a low, deep voice. 

"Sorry," Doojoon squeaked, as Kikwang flipped another card.

"Okay, to answer your first question: How's Yoseob? The cards say," Kikwang said, flipping two cards. It was an Ace of clover and a Queen of hearts, "He was lucky enough to meet a kind queen."

"That's it? Isn't there anything more?" Junghyung asked. Kikwang sighed and flipped another card. It was an Ace of Spades.

"Yoseob's hurt. Really badly," Kikwang said, "If he's not treated quickly, he can die." Doojoon tugged on his hair.

"OH MY GOSH!!! YOSEOB'S GOING TO DIE!!!" Doojoon freaked out. Kikwang sighed and flipped another card. It was a Queen of clovers.

"Luckily, the queen will notice Yoseob's injury and fix it," Kikwang added.

"Anything more?" Dongwoon asked. Kikwang opened his palm up.

"Pay me… a knife, $100, a new pencil, another shirt, and gums," Kikwang ordered, "If you want me to continue the fortunes." Doojoon glared at Kikwang.

"You're evil," Doojoon accused. Kikwang smirked, as he silently went back to playing fortunes with cards.

"Well, at least Yoseob is okay!" Hyunseung pointed out, "We'll just go around town and find him! Where's a castle around here? We should ask the queen to give back Yoseob." Everyone slapped their foreheads with their hands, groaning. 

"What?" Hyunseung asked innocently. 

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500sunny500
#1
@natsumi4ever: Wow, i didn't even know that she was given a set of rules until I reread the first chapter lol XD
natsumi4ever
#2
Chapter 1: Omg hahaha, I love how her parents gives her all these rules and yet, of all things, they don't tell her to make sure the door is locked at all times XD
500sunny500
#3
@airis1: I wouldn't say that it's amazing (cause it's so cliché), but I'm glad that you've enjoyed it. ^_^
airis1 #4
Chapter 32: wow...that so amazing...
500sunny500
#5
@Aminaly: That's cool. :) Don't worry, I can understand where you're coming from. We all have biases here and there, and dont like it when our bias plays the evil role. ;)
Aminaly #6
Chapter 38: I'm sorry to say this, but i really doesn't like this story cause I am 2PM fan not b2st fan, but anyway it still good.
500sunny500
#7
@Taehyunggie2645: Aha, thank you! ^_^ There's not much to the plot, though (it's a very cliché plotline). :P
Taehyunggie2645 #8
Chapter 41: Amazing story plot! HAHA IT WAS SO SWEET N FUNNYYYY!! Love it <3
500sunny500
#9
@-Smart-Fit-: Thank you! Honestly, now looking back at this story, it was pretty funny to write, but it was quite cliché, too. >_<;; But I'm glad you enjoyed the story! :D
-Smart-Fit-
#10
Chapter 41: I love it! It have great comedy!
And i love the story line too!!
#lovingthisstory