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Ma Boy - Sistar 19 (Sub-unit of Sistar)

OH MA BOY~ OH MA BOY~ BABEHH!

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Did I do something wrong? Why the hell do I have to go to the principal's office - With Kai?!

Is it because of Saemi? Ah, because I've been slapping him?

WHY AM I CONCLUDING RANDOM THINGS. Facepalm.

Anyways, Kai opened the door, "Ladies first." I flicked his forehead before entering.

And guess what? Instead of our principal, there was an old man waiting for us.

I don't know about you guys, but this seems creepy.

"Ah, are you two Kim Eunsoo and Kim Jongin?" he asked.

I bowed, "Yes, Ahjussi."

See, I got manners...unlike Kai.

Looking around, I saw that we weren't alone. There were at least three men in black suits with shades on. What the hell is going on?

"Well uh, if you guys didn't know, I'm South Korea's current president." he bowed as my jaw dropped.

No.

Flipping.

EXO.

Way.

I bowed again, "Hello, Mr. President!! It's a pleasure to meet you!!" this is so crazy. Why is our president at MY school, talking to me and Kai?!

Kai just rolled his eyes at me. Tch, idiot.

"Hello, Mr. President." he did a small bow, while I was bowing ninety degrees. The nerve this dude has.

"Go on, have a seat." the president gestured. I quickly sat down on the only available seat, which means Kai had to now stand.

"." I heard him mutter, which made me smirk.

"Anyways, you're probably wondering why I called you here, right?" he continued with a grin. "You see, I was scanning through students' names when I came across you two. And I've decided to give you an offer."

"An offer?" Kai repeated, with a raise of his eyebrow. "As in?"

"As in, an offer of being my son's personal bodyguards." my jaw dropped. Son? Bodyguard? Job? What?!

Wait, he has a son? I really gotta catch up on the news.

And he said personal bodyguards, right? Does that mean like maids? Oh wait, Kai can't be a maid—he's a guy although I think he can be a girl. 

Kai blinked, "Bodyguards? You mean—me and this girl?!" he pointed a finger at me.

Am I supposed to be offended, because I am.

"Yes, Jongin-ssi. Of course, there's your payment;I'm willing to pay 3,000,000 won a day." the president continued. "3,000,000 WON?!" I shouted, due to