http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AQQ3810Y6M&feature=channel&list=UL

Bad Boy - 100% (I'm promoting them~ LOL)

*NOTE:

Nappeun = Bad

Namja = Boy

Yeoja = Girl

So, the title of this chapter translates to "Bad Boy + Bad Girl = Trouble" (And 100%'s song matches it xDD)

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"OHMYGAWD NO!!!!!" I cried while still trying to open the door (and failing every time). Kai had a half-amused, half-worried look on his face.

"Aren't you gonna help me, idiot?!" I hissed.

He shrugged, "Should I? You look like you got it."

This son of a cow.

He then said something wise. "Why don't you just use your cellphone?"

I stared at him with wide eyes and an open mouth. Kai's actually not stupid!

Kai raised an eyebrow. "What?"

"You actually said something smart!!" I praised him as he scoffed.

"Only, the thing is.."

"WHERE IN THE HELL WOULD I PUT MY ING CELLPHONE? I'M WEARING A DRESS!" I barked, causing him to flinch.

"No need to yell, bish. And you could've put your cell in your...bra?"

This ert.

I grabbed him by his shirt's collar real quickly, causing Kai to jump. "Listen up, Kai! I'm not laughing. Give me your cellphone right now."

He held his hands out in defense, "Alright alright woman. Can ya let go?" huffing, I pushed him backwards as he took out his phone and handed it to me. "So what are you gonna do?" Kai questioned.

Turning it on, I answered. "Obviously, I'm going to call somebody!" as soon as I hit his contacts...

HIS PHONE FRACKING DIED. "WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!" I started shaking it like some maniac as Kai blinked.

"Oh, it died."

"HOW COULD YOU WASTE MY BATTERIES!" he accused. I threw his phone at him. (He caught it if you wanted to know.)

"MY FAULT? IT DIED RIGHT WHEN I LOOKED AT YOUR CONTACTS, FOOL!"

"DID NOT."

"DID TOO."

"DID NOT!"

"DID TOO!"

"DID TOO!"
"Don't try to fool me!" I slapped him, which made Kai fall back in slow-mo as his phone went up into the air.

I burst into laughter after catching his phone. Who knew that was possible? Kai got up and scowled, "It's not funny!"

Nothingless, I was already on the floor. "Oh my buffalo, I can't breathe!" I gasped as Kai snatched his phone away.

"Oh, shut it."

"We need to think of a plan, where we won't fight." he glared at me. I did a poker face.

"Well now you've figured it out?"

He snapped his fingers. "I got a plan! Eunsoo, come here." I came over to him slowly, suspicious. Kai then got on his knees.

Oh my, is he proposing?

Dayummmm.

"Whoa, I didn't know you felt this way for me!" I blurted out.

He whipped his head up and snapped at me. "Mwo?! You think I'm proposing? What the hell!"

"I'm not proposing, idiot! Get on my back."

I gaped at him, "What?"

Kai sighed, "Do I really have to repeat myself?" I just continued looking at him with an idiotic expression.

"...guess I have to. I repeat, get on my back." he confirmed.

"Why should I? You're...Kai, and I hate you, so why would I—"

He shushed me by placing his index finger on my lips and leaning in. DANGEROUSLY CLOSE. I REPEAT. ERROOOR ERROOOR! (Sorry, I've been watching B.A.P's Ta-Dah!)

Kai cocked his head to the side. "Why don't you just listen to me without talking back? Then everything will go as planned."

I pushed him away. "Alright, fine! Just don't be such a ert!" slowly, I got onto his back as he piggy-backed me.

"Whoa, you have nice legs."

SMACK!

"Holy , that hurt!" Kai c