Suffer

Infinite Daddies

 

 

 

But first, before "Twinkies," an interlude!

 

Thing's Infi's Social Worker Should Not Necessarily Ever Overhear: Part 1

 

One afternoon at the beach. 

Infi was throwing a temper tantrum in the trunk of the car as Gyu wrestled with her. In order to forcibly apply sunscreen onto her sensitive little face so that she wouldn't go home burnt and in agony. 

"Ya, you are wearing sunscreen whether you like it or not, little missy! Do you hear me!?"

"No! Appa, no! I don't like it! I don't want it! Why~!? I don't like sunscreen! I doooooon't~! Whhhyyyyy~~!?"

"Tch, why you--!?" censoring himself as he squeezed the bottle a bit too hard. Having had it up to here with her shenanigans always trying to ruin family outings before egregiously shouting, "Ya! Because you're cute and I want you to suffer!"

Right as Infi'd managed to slip away (ironically because of the slippery sunscreen that he'd already applied onto her legs). Screaming, "Nooo! I choose freedom!" while running and hiding behind Yeol's leg. 

Yeol, taking this perfect opportunity to squat down and loudly whisper, "He wants your skin, Infi~. He wants to skin you alive like a sheep~." All Silence of The Lambs and .

Sending her into ultra panic mode, "Uwaaa!!? Then everyone will know I'm an alien!!!" 

Meanwhile, not even 10 feet away, Woohyun was swallowing his own spit as he sweatdropped while staring Infi's court-ordered therapist right in the eyes. Just four beach towels down, "Uhhmm, ha..ha.. What--What-What-What my husband meant to say was, because you're cute and I DON'T want you to suffer!"

Whoopsie...

 

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Aight, "Twinkies will be up tomorrow? Yeah, I think tomorrow.

....This is why I usually don't mention what I'm currently working on. I get sidetracked. lol.

 

Sidenote: I wonder how many lives Yeol has? I just imagine the aliens keep regenerating him. 

 

 

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sujinnie2 #1
Probably Kris Wu doesn't want to talk to sm ent now
sujinnie2 #2
Rude
sujinnie2 #3
so funnyyyyyyyyyy he was being bullieddd lol
Foreverins
#4
Chapter 77: Oh God.. This was so funny.. Loved this
CaithyCat1992
#5
Chapter 77: Omfggg I can't!
That was too darn funny!
I love the pun!
CaithyCat1992
#6
Chapter 72: I APPROVE
Foreverins
#7
Chapter 71: This was so good... I mean I had a good laugh. What a way of using the dialogues. I really enjoyed reading this❤️
CaithyCat1992
#8
Chapter 71: That was amazinggggg I can't I laughed so hard!!!
Myungki hanging on to the log at Splash Mountain and the ride being shut down
How did Jong find Myungki?!
WORTH THE WAIT
CaithyCat1992
#9
Chapter 70: "Cinderella adopted us!"
"Take Ubi if you want but I'm going home!"
I burst out laughing omfgggg this is the best! I love the different reactions from both kids!
Also, this made me happy cause I'm SUPPOSED to go to Disney World this year.... stupid pandemic!
At least my cute little fictional girls are having the fun I could have had.
CaithyCat1992
#10
Chapter 69: i'm very excited to see what adventure you have up next!!!