Just two quickies that popped into my head today at work.

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Bedtime

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Sunday night, 7 PM.

Gyu leisurely reclined in his enormous orange hammock bed, reading a book. When he overheard Infi and Yoogeun's private and "intellectual" conversation. 

"I was a hitman in my past life...but I promised that I'd be good this time around..."

"What the...?" Gyu stealthily lowered his book down, to check in on her. Knowing that she occasionally talked with this dead boy living in her closet. Because, Hell, he knew that she certainly hadn't just randomly confessed that to him. She was supposed to be watching cartoons. 

When he spotted Infi nodding her head, "Oh, is that why you're still dead? ...Hmm, but I still don't see why you can't make a deal with him. Have you tried making waffles?"

"Waffles?" Gyu mouthed to himself. When he remembered Infi's deal with Sungjong (AKA "The Devil"), "Alright, bedtime! Infi, go clean up."

 "Omo?" Infi jumped, "But--Bedtime..?"

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Baby's First Word

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"Ya! But Hyung, Infi's first word was boring!" Myungsoo griped at his husband, "Dada! Every baby says, Dada!" (Note: Not Appa. Dada. Yeah...Gyu took it pretty hard...haha.)

"So!?" Yeol shrugged, unamused by Myungsoo's argument.

"So!?" When Ya!" Soo redirected his attention to Hoya (an innocent passerby), "Hyung, what was Ubi's first word!?"

Hoya paused a few seconds, mentally debating whether or not to allow himself to get trapped into this whole mess. But eh, he had nothing else better to do today, "Guppy."

"Guppy?" Yeol quirked his eyebrows. 

While Soo simultaneously shouted, "Yes, exactly! Myungki's first word needs to be unique! Just like that! Guppy! No other baby says guppy!"

"Haha," Hoya chuckled, "Ne, that's true. But she'll fight you to the death that she said puppy."

"Haha," Yeol laughed back. But, "...Agh," honestly, he was already exhausted with this whole ordeal. So since Hoya'd taken the bait, he delegated him with that task of talking some sense into his husband, "Ya, Hyung, ask Soo what he want's Myungki's first word to be."

"Ne?" the eldest of the three men raised his eyebrow in interest. Daring to do just that, right as Gyu and Sungjong returned from shopping, "Soo...what do you want Myungki's first word to be?"

"Yeet!"

"..." Gyu and Jong stood awkwardly in the doorway - mid removal of their shoes.

As Soo stared at them, repeating his chosen word, "Yeet," as if there was nothing wrong here.

"...What did I just walk into..?" Gyu double-checked with the youngest, just to make sure that he had, in fact, heard the same thing as him. As Jong, slowly shook his head in disgust, "Myungsoo Hyung's software must be malfunctioned. He's making this obnoxious beeping noise..."

When, "What?" Soo complained, "What's wrong with Yeet!? It's cool?" His confidence only prolonging the awkward silence. Followed by a quiet, peaceful memorial service for any remaining respect that any of the other members still had for Myungsoo's dignity. 

Which, thereafter, led to Soo blowing a fuse as he desperately tried to explain himself. Including details such as, "Ya, well the jokes on all of you guys! Because when Myungki's old enough to be cool, he'll know what a cool dad I am! Because I can keep up with what's cool! Like modern technology and all sorts of hip slang! I'm woke!"

But after ten minutes, enough was enough. So they just had to give up on him. As Gyu narrowed his eyes in an I dare you sentiment at the crazy man standing before him, "Myungsoo, if Myungki's first word is yeet, you have to get back in that caterpillar outfit and inchworm your all the way across The Rainbow Bridge. Now, goodnight. I'm going to bed."

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If you don't know what "Yeet" means, be confused:

A: a cheerful shout

B: a type of dance

C: a sudden/forceful action

D: a dramatic defeat

It's a noun and a verb. There's even yote and yeeted. Thanks, Internet. lol 

But what's so funny about it, is that it's from 2014, so Soo's totally not 'up-to-date' on his slang. And he definitely ain't woke! I'd have added more misused slang words, but I need to go to bed. lol

Bye~