One peaceful afternoon Uncle Sungjong took Infi to the park. A lovely little reward, really. An outing with no strings attached. Just the two of them enjoying a pleasant evening together all because she'd behaved so well earlier that same day while he'd babysat her. Like promised. Uncle and niece. No Daddy Woohyun to jump in and freak out over any questionable exploits. Or Gyu Appa to say, "No," and stop them from happening. 

Just the two of them.

Waffles were eaten. Strawberry milk was had. And Sungjong was ready and willing to allow Infi to simply be Infi.

Jong: Handing over "the goods" promptly after getting out of his car.

Infi: Loads said-goods into a wheelbarrow before heading off towards the tree line. Leaving Uncle Jong twenty steps behind her.

Jong: Casually waving goodbye, "Good luck!"

Random Nice Lady: Sees Infi as she trots on by. Complimenting her on her cute little Sherlock Holmes outfit - complete with a big magnifying glass attached to a string around her neck. And a cute fluffy hat.

Infi: Refuses to pay the lady any mind as she continues walking right past her while publically announcing, "Shh, I'm here for a murder." Before retrieving her large bag of unknown contents from her wheeled device. Using all of her little body strength to drag it even closer towards the tree line.

Nice Lady's Friend: Looks back and forth between Nice Lady and Infi before whispering, "I don't know...Is she here to solve a murder, or is she here to conceal one..?"

Meanwhile, 

Infi: All huffing and puffing as she then proceeds to viciously rip open the bag and throw its innards all over the place while screaming, "Croooo, croooo!!" Calling the attention of an entire flock of crows (all previously resting up on the trees' branches above) to unanimously descend down upon her. Blocking out what was left of the sun as she maniacally cackled with joy. 

Nice Lady: "Oh dear God..."

Nice Lady's Friend: "Oh...she...committed one..."

Infi: Having the time of her life as she runs around with hands full of birdseed. Driving them all into a frenzy as they chased after and surrounded her. And then, poof, she'd throw her fists into the air and release even more food for them to eat. Before running back to grab more. 

Otherwise,

Jong: Texting Woohyun, "She's sleeping good~ tonight."

On the other end,

Woohyun: Resting in bed, and sweaty as he recalls his cellphone going off a few minutes prior. Before carefully reaching his arm across Gyu's (still heaving) chest (as he lay next to him) in order to grab it off of the nightstand.

Gyu: Groans at his husband's sheer disrespect as he swats Woohyun's hand away.

Woohyun: Gasps, "Agh? But Hyung, what if it's Sungjong?"

Gyu: Scoffs, "So what if it is Sungjong?"

Woohyun: "So what!? What!? Hyung, what if Infi's hurt!?"

Gyu: "Aish...Woohyun, let's face it, she's not. That child's indestructible. So let's just pretend~ your phone never rang, and get back to what we~ were doing. We'll hear all about everything tomorrow morning, anyway. Besides, he's probably just telling us that she's tucked away nicely in bed."

Woohyun: Half smirks, "Are you sure though? You seemed pretty wiped--."

Gyu: "That's it," he promptly rolled himself atop his cocky lover. Pinning both of the other man's mischievous wrists down above his head. On a mission to restore his virility's honor, "That's enough disrespect out of you for tonight." 

Woohyun: "Ooop!?"

The following day,

Gyu: "Infi committed a what!!!?"

Woohyun: "Does--Do-D-Do-Does this mean that she'll have to go to jail?"

Jong: Enjoying every last second of his deception.

Meanwhile,

Infi: Happy as can be while covered in feathers, dirt, and small scratch marks (nothing serious) as she hides behind a bush. Ready to jump out as soon as her parents got any closer - just to scare the crap out of them both. And also run away to avoid bath time...

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Just in case: A flock of crows is called a "murder." Like how a group of buffalos is called a "herd." Or dogs, a "pack." Hence, Infi committed a murder. 

And yeah, Jong's dead meat. lol