Grocery Shopping
Infinite Daddies
"Cereal!"
"Cereal!"
"Juice pouch!"
"Juice pouch!"
"Bananas!!"
"Bananas!!"
"Cheese!!!"
"Cheese!!!"
Gyu sighed. Why did Ubi have to mimic everything Infi said?
And how the hell did he get tricked into taking them on his grocery run?
"Eggs!!!!"
"Eggs!!!!"
"Appa, why aren't you grabbing the eggs!?" Infi shouted too loudly, yet again.
"Inside voice, Infi. You need to use your inside voice," he stressed.
"Oh! Sorry," she pursed her lips together. This time whispering, "Appa, why aren't you grabbing the eggs?"
"Because, Sweetie," he groaned, "Appa has a headache now..."
"Oh.." she pouted.
Alas, less than two minutes later, "Tomatoes."
"Tomatoes."
"Strawberries."
"Strawberries."
"Pork!"
"Pork!"
"Chicken!!"
"Chicken!!"
"French Fries!!!!"
"French Fries!!!!"
It's as if they honestly believed that they had to call everything out loud in order for Gyu to grab it off of the shelf.
But why did it have to get louder by the minute..?
"Where are we going now, Appa?" Infi asked after Gyu'd miraculously made it to the checkout lane - sanity intact.
"Straight home," he replied amidst mentally slowly counting up to ten to maintain his calm.
"Aww," the girls whined. "Can't we go to The Gymmie?" Their favorite indoor play area.
"Yeah, The Gymmie!" Ubi squeakily repeated.
"No, we can't. We're going straight home."
"B--but...?"
"Girls, we have groceries that we need to put into the refrigerator," he pointed out. That and Appa reeeaaaallyyy needed a nap.
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When they'd arrived home Gyu'd only brought the girls inside.
Tossing his car keys to Yeol and Jong, "Retrieve the groceries and lock it."
To Dongwoo, "Here's your Repeat-After-Me-Chatter-Box-5000 back."
To Woohyun, "Here she is. And, if I hear a single peep out of either of you for the rest of the day, I'm going postal."
With that said he went to bed, slamming the door behind him.
They hadn't been silent the whole ride home either...
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Ubi was pretending to be a parrot that day.
...It may or may not be Dongwoo's fault.
And Infi's...for encouraging her.
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