I can't, Disney World's taking way too long to come to me. So I gotta move on and spread it out.

Until then, enjoy the old school sporadic CRAP that comes to me much easier.

AKA: Woohyun creates an OnlyFans account.

NOTE: OnlyFans (if you don't know already) is a paid-subscription service that's mostly used for... and . e.g. Belle Delphine. 

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"Duguguguguguguguguggu, done!" Woohyun cheekily snickered as he pressed the upload button to his newly (and, might I add, impromptly made) OnlyFans account. "Teeheeheee, Inspirit, take that!" 

His FIRST post:

Turning away from the camera as he pretends to take off his shirt in an empty, dimly lit room. Only to collapse onto the floor in a fit of laughter before fully exposing any of the goods. And then, just to annoy everyone, proceeds to pretend to take off his pants too. Alas...it's too dark and he smacks the camera away in embarrassment. 

Second Post:

Much more wholesome content. Because his heart isn't in this to be a total ho.

It's just Infi voraciously opening the lid of a chocolate sauce container with her teeth. To have it pop off and explode all over the kitchen table.

Infi: "Oh...? Oh no."

Third Post:

Feels bad for getting Inspirits' hopes' up, so he posts a boy photoshoot at the pool. Because he can't be innocent all of the time. 

Fourth Post:

Confessing to Gyu while discretely filming his husband's facial reaction in secret as they both lay in bed (watching tv) together, "Hey, Hyung."

Gyu: "Ne?"

Woohyun: "I made an OnlyFans account."

Gyu: Stares judgementally at him before noticing that Woohyun's phone is up and recording over on the dresser. Wherein he promptly kicks him out of bed while shouting at him for pulling such a sick video prank. 

Woohyun: Laughs loudly while confirming that it's actually NOT a sick prank, "Hahahaha," by showing him his account on his laptop.

Gyu: dies inside.

Fifth Post:

"What!? You didn't think I'd spam you with a million hearts!?"

Begins dancing around to cute music while shooting his most cringe-worthy hearts at Inspirits for four minutes straight.

Sixth Post:

More wholesome content.

Of Ubi just then learning that Hoya Appa's real name isn't Hoya. But Howon. Her life deteriorating right in front of her eyes because she can no longer truly trust anyone ever again. In sobbing tears.

Ubi: "What--What--What, but I'm still Ubi, right? Are you even still my appa?"

Hoya: Inbetween chuckles, "Yes, baby, I'm your appa. But sometimes we go by other names. Nicknames, baby."

Ubi: "Like, what other names?" sniffles. 

Hoya: "Like," stares at Yeol, "you jerk."

Yeol: visually apologizes (grovels) for bringing this whole heartbreaking conundrum to light that morning. 

Seventh Post:

Sneaky-sneaky video of Gyu eating lunch behind the scenes of his new music video.

Gyu: "What the--Ya!? Nam Woohyun!!"

Eighth Post: 

Yeol clumsily doing the WAP Challenge. Of his own volition. No one provoked him or asked.

Ninth Post:

Hoya refusing to do the WAP challenge for $100.

Woohyun: Sad, "Ne...Inspirits, we tried."

Tenth Post:

Stupid, random dances with Myungsoo.

Because he won't do the WAP either.

Eleventh Post:

A poll asking Inspirits for songs that they'd like to hear him cover.

Twelfth Post: 

Hoya refusing to do the WAP challenge again. This time for $200.

Thirteenth Post: 

Cover's BTS's "Dynamite." 

Because Inspirits are on Infi's traitorous side. Un-officially winning the poll.

Woohyun: "Shining through the city with a little funk and soul~! So I'ma light it up like dynamite, whoa oh oh!"

Fourteenth Post: 

Woohyun: Sighs.

Before inevitably giving in and singing part of Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion's "WAP" - in utter shame. As if it's not his own damn fault... Because it was the actual winner of his whole once-innocent poll. That got overwhelmingly spammed with it. 

Slowly panning the camera over to reveal Gyu in the background.

Woohyun: "...Do you still love me?"

Gyu: Slowly shakes his head no.

Fifteenth Post:

Cats. Just cats.

Sixteenth Post: 

Infi's cooking Corner: Peanutbutter and Jelly sandwich with mustard.

Infi: Eats it.

Infi: Instant pouty face of regret.

Woohyun: Zooms in.

Seventeenth Post: 

Excitedly covers Xia's "Pit A Pat" next. Complete with sloppy (although very energetic) choreography. Like a little fanboy. Even though it wasn't even mentioned in his previous poll, at all. Lol. Cause yes.

Woohyun: "Tell me you love love love me a lot~! 그 이쁜 목소리로 말해줘. I’m your peter pan! My heart goes pit a pat! 너와 내가 하나가 되는 magic spell~!"

Eighteenth Post: 

A video of Infi successfully putting her little strappy shoes onto her itty-bitty feet - all on her own. Before looking up at Gyu assertively.

Gyu: "Wow!"

Infi: "That's right. I did it."

Gyu: "Haha, good girl," patting her on the head.

Infi: "Yep, I’m the Daddy now. I’m in charge. We eat ice cream for dinner.”

Gyu: "Wait, what? We eat ice cream for dessert."

Infi: "Deal."

Gyu: "Just for tonight."

Infi: "No deal."

Nineteenth Post:

A photo of Yeol and Monkey cosplaying The Mandalorian. Yes, Monkey is Baby Yoda. AKA The Child.

Twentieth Post:  

A hidden cam of shirtless Dongwoo all sweaty AF while working out in the gym.

Woohyun: Whispering, "Are you all happy now? Is this the content you want? You thirsty girls. And boys. Hahahaha."

Dongwoo: Notices him.

Dongwoo: Laughs.

Twenty-first Post:

A photo of Jong sleeping with a face pack on. Very unflattering. 

Because Inspirits asked. 

Twenty-second Post:

The next day Jong hacks his account and uploads a pic of Woohyun lounging around in nothing but a towel after taking a shower.

Twenty-third Post:

Congratulates his fans for getting what they actually wanted all along, "T.T."

Twenty-fourth:

Ubi and Infi attempt to make tasty-tasty pudding.

Accidents ensue.

Ubi: "I need an adult."

Twenty-fifth:

A photo of the kids with their doggos all dressed up in "Among Us" costumes.

And Infi's "Sus AF" with her fake ax not-so-hidden behind her back.

...To be continued...