The Writing On My Hand

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this is the biggest pile of poo i've ever written in my entire life

started in 2011

u wanna read this poo? go for it. the ending is awesome

 

It's simple. SHINee needs to go to school.

They go to school. Who's that one girl ignoring them?

The girl who is always writing on her hand.

The girl they sat around.

They're gonna find out what's on her hand, and what her deal is.

Why does she keep ignoring them? Does she hate them?

Why's she always writing on her hand? Varying colors, too.

Foreword

Hello to all new readers. This was an old story that I abandoned for a year and then came back to. The first fifty chapters were so terrible I couldn't believe I had written it. Jae, the protagonist, I discovered was unrealistic, a self-insert, mary sue special snowflake. My characterization of SHINee was terribly bad as well. I have no idea how I had thirty six followers through the first fifty chapters, which were all pretty ty. I can say that my writing skill was mediocre, but punctuated with dumb smilies and an excessive use of exclamation marks, as well as question marks. I am finishing the story now, with more refined writing and a more realistic take on what would actually happen. So, without further ado, here is an old, terrible story filled with the shenanigans of a 13/14 year old fangirl that randomly improves in the last five chapters. If you actually read it, you will find I had gained a co-author, who was going to continue the story after I first abandoned it. She wrote about 200 words and then never updated it.

I returned and updated a little bit, and then left. I was a terrible author. But now I am back, here to end this hellhole of a fic once and for all. If you read through this, good luck. You will find yourself cringing more often than not.

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also the ending is great i didnt do five chapters b/c i got lazy but w/e it's great

 

Beginning-----------------

 

I could hardly contain my excitement.

SHINee... transferring to our school.

Yes, I was a huge fan.

Like... seriously.

But amongst all the other fans ready to greet them, I'd be seen as another nuisance, another hyperactive fan that annoys them. My plan? ...well... you'll find out.

I was 'but a young junior.'

Who skipped two grades, but whatever.

Obsessed for a while now.

Anyway, they were going to the school TODAY! I was already fully clothed and standing by my lockers. A teeny bit earlier. Only a few other students lurked about in the hallways. Ten minutes and every other living soul would be vying for SHINee's attention at the front door.

Wonderful. Not me.

With hundreds of teens trying to get close to them, they'd obviously be annoyed by that. Remove me from that screaming crowd and I'll somewhat lessen the annoyance our school will be to them. I shut my locker, locking it.

I sat down, criss-crossing my legs. Yes, I wore a skirt, since the school has uniforms, but I also wore these rather comfy and baggy jeans under them. That way, I still follow the dresscode but am freely able to spread my legs while sitting, running while wearing the skirt, and stuff pants-less but skirt-ful girls can't do.

I liked to be near my locker. That place is my haven.

Yeah, got the SHINee posters. Uh-huh. That's how I roll. :3

I picked out one of my Gelly Roll pens (a present from my friend, Lee Hana.) and opened my hand to reveal my palm. It's a surprise I haven't gotten ink-poisoning...

With the yellow Gelly Roll, I wrote SHINee Fighting! and all of the members' names in Korean. I wrote Onew in light green, Jonghyun in dark blue, Key in orange, Minho in silver and Taemin in yellow (gold).

With a steady hand I dotted a border around my palm and blew on it so it could dry. When it dried, I it back into my school jacket pocket and stood back up.

The crowd was growing, several of them pressing their faces to the glass. I started to move farthee away, hanging around the back. They were gonna blow us all away with their shining awesomeness. I could hear the screaming get louder.

 

Taemin POV

 

I groaned. I didn't really want to go to school. Fans would scream all over and call me cute.

I really hate being called cute. I frowned as the car stopped and all five us got out of the car. Time to face the horrors.

But I have to act cute to keep up my image anyway. 

Don't get me wrong. I am a really nice guy. I just have to act cuter than necessary.

I pushed the door open, and was immediately immersed in a sea of... crazy people screaming their heads off.

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iLOVEkpop245664
#1
Chapter 48: This ..... AWESOME STORY BTW1
Lexarvy #2
Chapter 54: HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG did NOT expect that XD But it's a great ending nonetheless :P
aeru
#3
Chapter 52: BAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA
This is great. I love how mary sue it all is because it's just the right amount of mary sue and craziness. Besides, you write really well, so it's not that obvious. I can't wait to read the rest of this.
Primrose0930
#4
omg, thank god... i wass gonna hit something!
sayrppoetry
#5
xD
JadeKKeyLoveYOU
#6
omg i was already ready to beat you up hahahaha XD
good joke XD