First Kiss

Wife for Hire?

 

After I finished preparing my special dish, Rice omelette. Rice dipped in wasabi, yes. I laughed evilly as I placed it on the plate. I hope my fiance loves it. As I made my way to the dining table, I tried to put on the biggest pokerface of my life ever.

I served the devil my omelette, with the secret ingredient of wasabi. But he'll never know about it but that's the good thing. He only thinks that its an ordinary omelette, but it's not.

I want to see his expression when he eats it. He looks at me weirdly, "You didn't put poison on here, right?" he asks suspiciously. Worse than poison, baby.

I feigned hurt, "Do you not trust me?" I asked dramatically. I know he doesn't. He looks at me with raised eyebrows, "Do you really want me to answer that question?" he looks at me amusingly.

I just shook my head, "Just eat already" I commanded.

He rolls his eyes as he slices it into tiny bits, he grabbed his fork and starts to dig in. In the first few seconds, it doesn't hit him yet.

When he finally tastes it, he looks at me with wide eyes. He's turning so red. I burst into laughter.

"W-W-Water!!" he shouted. The maids immediately came bursting in and started handing him glasses of water. I couldn't stop laughing. He just looks at me angrily while gulping the glass of water.

"L-Lu Han, is actually very sensitive to spicy stuff" a maid informed me. , I didn't know.

I start to panick, I'm so stupid. I didn't even know about that. I should've asked the maids first.

I mentally facepalmed myself.

I saw Lu Han storm upstairs. Is he mad? Why do I even care? But, it's because of me. I'm only guilty.

I follow him upstairs, as I opened the door I saw him on his bed. Is he dead? Oh , I'm going to prison. Crap, what do I do?

"I'm not dead, if that's what you're thinking" he blurts out. I sigh in relief. Atleast, I won't go to prison.

"I'm sorry, I didn't know you we're sensitive to spicy stuff" I apologized and it came from my heart, okay. For the first time ever, I apologized to someone. Someone give me a pat on the back. And to think that I apologized to the devil. Well, it was my fault.

"Whatever" he coldly muttered. Is he that mad? Well, I already apologized. There's nothing else I can do.

I just roll my eyes and continued to study. He didn't talk at all. He was just lying there on his bed, not uttering a single word. The television wasn't even on. What is he thinking.

I just preoccupied myself with my workload. When I was finally getting sick of the stupid tense atmosphere, I finally broke the silence, "Yah, talk" I insisted. It's not like I want to hear him talk but I'm not just used to him with his mouth shut. I'd rather have someone talk even if that person is annoying as heck than that person comepletely ignoring me.

"What do you want to talk about?" he broke in. Now that I think about it, I don't even have anything to talk about. Well, atleast now he's talking. Better than silence.

I never expected myself to even want to hear the devil speak. I just hate to have someone be angry at me. Seriously, I can't.

Silence occupied the room again, so I decided to rack up my brain and then before I knew it I started asking awkward questions.

" beach, yes or no?"I asked out of nowhere. Where the did that even come from? What the hell am I even saying? I bet he thinks I'm insane now.

"Where did that even come from?" he wonders. Awkward atmosphere in the house.

This is too awkward.

"O-Okay, I have another one" I announced. I hear him groan.

"It won't be awkward, I promise" I stifle a chuckle. "Go on" he demanded.

"When did you find money when you were flat broke?" I asked. The moment it came out of my mouth I knew it was a stupid question to ask.

"I'm never broke" he boasts. Stupid devil. No need to slap it in my face.

"Would you rather lose your sight or your hearing?" I asked.

"I don't want to lose any of those two" he smartly replied. I roll my eyes.

"You have to choose one" I urged. I hear him sigh in defeat.

"Fine, I think I'd rather lose my sight because If I can't hear, I wouldn't be able to hear music" he answers, I'm surprised he answered it seriously. Just for a millisecond, I thought he wasn't a devil.

"You like music, huh?" I asked.

"Could it be anymore obvious?" He sarcastically replied. Will there ever be a time where he won't be such a bastard? Probably not.

"Can you play instruments? Can you dance? Can you sing?" I ask again. I can't imagine him singing nor dancing. I just can't.

"No, Yes and Yes" he answers all in one. He can sing and dance? I want to see it. I bet he .

"Can you sing for me?" I request. I bet he won't.

"No, you're not that special" he declined. I rolled my eyes. As I expected.

"Whatever, next question! Perfect Day?" I ask.

"A day where I won't see your face" he jokes. I turn around to face him and glare at him. He just smiles. Stupid idiot. I'm going to punch him.

"Major turn-offs?" I ask. I'm not curious or anything, that question just came up.

"Where do you even get these questions?" he amusingly asks. I don't even know.

"Just answer" I said.

"Hmmm, when a girl drools, when a girl is stupid and when a girl puts spicy stuff on my food" he playfully answers. Everything is me, except the stupid part. He's the stupid one. He's so annoying. I bet he won't let go of the part where I put wasabi on his omelette. He'll use it to make me feel bad. I can see it. The guts this guy has.

"Whatever floats your boat, hun" I sarcastically said. I see him roll his eyes, "We're on ground, baby" he pointed out. I just stare at him, blankly. He thinks he's a smartass. Please.

"It's my turn to ask you now" he claimed. Well, his mood seems a lot better than 20 minutes ago. Yes, we've been stupidly talking for 20 minutes straight. I'm proud and surprised that we even got this far and still have not punched each others faces.

"What was your highest grade?"he asks. Well, he asks the most normal questions unlike mine. Which are totally awkward. Talk about beaches.

I was pretty confident to answer this question since I'm smart.

"98.8" I cockily answered with a big smirk on my face. He rolls his eyes, "My average is 99.1" he competetively answers. My eyes widen.

The stupid devil is smart? He's probably lying. Yes. There's no way.

"Stop lying"I said. Oh , then I forgot. He looks at me with a raised eyebrow, "I don't lie" he smirks.

There we go again, that stupid line. Is that his catchphrase or something?

"Whatever, next question" I urged. How can he be smart? He's so stupid. And to the fact that he beat me? I'll have to study harder! I'll beat him

"Have you had your first kiss?" he surprisingly asks. This guy asks the most provocative questions, okay. Wait, now that I realize it. I never had my first kiss.

What do I say? I can see him laughing at me if he finds out I really didn't have my first kiss yet.

I'm already 20 years old for s sake. Kids these days get their first kiss when they're 12 sometimes even younger.

I'll just lie. It's not like he can read minds or anything, right? Right?

Yeah, I'll just lie.
"O-Obviously, I had it when I was 10" I lied. That was too much even for a lie. Why did I stutter? That's too suspicious, stupid Heejin.

He looks at me right in the eye, I know that look. He's giving me a look. He knows that I'm lying. He smirks. Someone punch him before I do.

"Lying doesn't work on me" he pointed out.

"Whatever" I grumbled. He looks at me with a surprised look, "WAIT, wait. You never really had your first kiss?" he says while trying to hold his laughter in.

I look at him in surprise, "I thought you knew I was lying?" I asked.

He shook his head, "I was just testing you, I didn't actually know if you were lying or not" he says.

Finally, he bursts into fits of laughter. I feel heat rising up to my cheeks. He's laughing so hard. I knew it.

"I can't believe you still haven't had your first kiss yet, you're 20 already. This is too funny" he says while in the middle of laughing. I'm not even sure if that's possible.

I grabbed my pillow and threw it at him. "YAH, stop laughing!" I shouted. This guy I swear. Once a devil, always a devil.

He looks at me shocked, "How dare you?"

I smirk at him, "That's what you get for laughing at me" I taunted him.

He raises his eyebrow, "You'll regret this, stupid woman" he growled. I see him grabbing his pillow, oh . I should run. Yeah, I should.

I ran around the room as he chases after me with his stupid pillow, "Stop running" he demanded. Yes, we can chase each other on his room. That's how huge it is.

I look at him at disbelief, "I don't want to die yet" I said.

Basically, we chased after each other for another 10 minutes but then we got tired.

By the end of it, we were already tired. Are we getting old or what? 10 minutes has passed. Only 10. And we're ing panting already.

We lied on the ground, before I knew it I was chuckling. I didn't even know why but I did. I must be high. I probably am.

After a few seconds I could see him looking at me weirdly, but then he started to laugh too. Why the hell are we even laughing?

We're both high. Yeah.

At that time, I thought that maybe he isn't such a bad guy after all. But that thought vanished as soon as I heard him talk the next second.

"I still can't believe you hadn't had your first kiss yet" he chuckled.

He'll never let that one go, would he?

 

 

Lu Han's POV

 

To be honest, I wasn't really mad about the wasabi incident. It wasn't a big deal really. It surprised me that she even apologized. Who knew she knew how to say sorry? I'm so proud. The stupid woman actually knows how to apologize. I bet she thought I was mad.

As we were lying on the ground, it felt kind of peaceful. I know, it's weird. The stupid woman and the word peace can't even be on the same sentence. It's impossible.

But weirdly, it did.

She started chuckling and I did too. That was weird, maybe we were high. From her stupid awkward questions.

Just to piss her off, "I still can't believe you hadn't had your first kiss yet" I chuckled.

 

Let me tell you a secret, I never had my first kiss either.

Don't tell her.

 

 

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Basing it on the chapter title, I bet I raised your hopes up, did I? Hahaha SORRY about that. I did that on purpose. Did you think they were going to kiss? TOO BAD! kekeke, I'm evil like that. Oh lulu, you tease. They both never had their first kisses yet, heheh. Heejin is so awkward omg, beaches. Did you enjoy this chapter? Please tell me what you think and what you want to happen next! I really appreciate comments! Thank youu!  Please look forward to the next chapters~

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Un1c0rns
#1
I'd really love it if you updated soon :)
Asomtee #2
Chapter 46: A-W-E-S-O-M-E-
KarraAriana
#3
Chapter 46: hope you'll update soon...
ariannaiman1614 #4
Chapter 46: Hahaha chen ruined the moment...tsk, stupid troll... update soon~♥
Baembi
#5
Chapter 42: savior sehun!
LuluSwag
#6
Chapter 46: chen knew how to ruin the moment. and yeah, someone hand her a machine gun so he died on the spot. lol, kidding i wont hurt that precious chenchen.
mygirl88
#7
Chapter 46: Ahahhahahhah troll chen!!!
huniemyeon
#8
Chapter 46: LOL OMG :))))
at first i dont get it, whats that means
after i read your explaination...
Chen.... just get lost. your ruin their moment :))))
lore_1989
#9
Chapter 46: Hahahahaha OMG Chen!!!!
zeloisjello #10
Chapter 46: Ahh thanks for the explanation of d hahaha. Updatr soon!!!