Flirting Lessons
Nayeon, Jeongyeon and Jihyo's Guide To ParentingDahyun - 17
Chaeyoung - 16
Tzuyu - 15
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"Now," Nayeon said as Dahyun sat on a chair in the living room and tried to melt into the floor," That I know that you and Yerim are together, we need to have this talk." Dahyun swallowed thickly as she tried even harder to turn invisible. She knew what was coming, Jeongyeon had recently had this conversation with Chaeyoung and from what her younger sister had said, Dahyun really didn't want to be in the room with an over excitable Nayeon to have this conversation with. She had been avoiding her older mother for days and had no idea how she had been cornered and taken into this room to have the exact conversation that she had been so unbelievably desperate to avoid.
"This means," Nayeon was speaking, her voice rising a few octaves and showing Dahyun just how excited she was to be talking about this," I get to teach you how to flirt! Isn't that great, sweetie?!" Dahyun mentally screamed as she sunk down in her chair and made a noncommital noise that Nayeon took as an excited squeal. "So," She continued on smoothly," You need to act smooth and hot. Girls love it when you impress them but you have to be overwhelmingly confident. It doesn't work if you're nervous. Now! Give me your best smoulder!"
Dahyun tried to make the face like the picture on her mother's powerpoint displayed (and yes, Nayeon had made a powerpoint on tips on how to flirt with Yeri successfully). In the end, she looked quite stupid and couldn't stop herself from bursting into laughter. Nayeon, however, didn't seem to find it very funny at her daughter's lack of enthusiasm so quickly began to scold her. "Im Dahyun!" She yelled," This is important! You and Yeri need this!"
Dahyun only scoffed and rolled her eyes, slouching back in her chair and trying to look anywhere but into her mother's angry eyes. "We're already in a relationship," She pointed out," You don't need to do this with me. I think the fact that we managed to get into a relationship means that both of us have to be at least average in flirting, right? See, you don't need to do this. Just let me go and finish my homework."
Nayeon chose to ignore her, sighing deeply and pushing her hair back with one hand before changing a slide on her powerpoint.
"Righ
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