Storytelling

Infinite Daddies

 

Just a little shorty~ while I wait for more adorable ideas for "Fibi Time." ^.^

 

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Tonight was Dongwoo's turn to tell the girls a bedtime story as they both curled up with him, "Once upon a time--"

"Where's the dragon?" Infi cut him off instantly.

"Huh?" Dongwoo asked.

"You said once upon a time, so where's the dragon?" She always insisted on knowing ahead of time when Woohyun told her princess stories.

But Dongwoo told her "Infi, not all stories have dragons in them."

"Yes, they do. If they start with once upon a time, there's a dragon," she argued back.

Meanwhile, Ubi took that as her cue to switch out her purple dinosaur plush for a less menacing dolphin, "I want this one."

"Agh hm," Dongwoo cleared his throat, "Ok then," resuming his story with an added dragon. "Once upon a time, there was a kind and gentle dragon, who--"

"Uncle Dongwoo!!" 

"Ne?" he looked down at her grumpy face again.

"Dragon's aren't nice~!"

"This one is," he whined back. Honestly feeling a bit upset that Infi wouldn't stop complaining every few seconds. 

"No, he's not. He breathes fire, like Uncle Jongie!"

Ok, she had a point there, Dongwoo thought. How could something that breathes fire out of its mouth be nice? When, "Ah," had an idea, "But this dragon is a girl dragon, and girl dragons breathe..snow." Not ice, ice was still too mean (?)

"They do~?" both girls asked in unison.

"Ne~ they do. And they can be very very nice dragons."

"Ooh~" Infi finally gave in.

Once again Dongwoo restarted his story, "Once upon a time, there was a kind and gentle dragon, who wanted to--"

"Hey, Uncle Dongwoo..?" Infi started up again.

"Agh..ne?" he choked up a bit.

"If girl dragons breathe snow, does that mean that they cause winter?"

Dongwoo just wanted to tell his story so he agreed with her. 

When she'd immediately asked another question. More enthusiastically this time, "Then do dragons control Christmas?"

*Blink blink* Well that was a slippery slope... Dongwoo froze, dumbstruck.

When Ubi got in on the action, "Daddy, is Santa really a dragon!?"

But before he could remedy the situation, Infi answered for him, "No, Santa's a boy!" Seconds later second-guessing herself, "Santa is a boy, right?"

Dongwoo nodded. Desperately trying to understand how it came to this. But he didn't know where to start, "San--Santa..has..a pet dragon. ..Who breathes snow for..him.." 

Great, next thing they know, wizards make babies...

Wait? Yes, wizards make babies. This is now a solid fact.

Cut to Hoya, slowly shaking his head as he leaned on the doorframe, listening in. 

 

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Poor Dongwoo appa...

Also, I shortened the title. Just cause. 

 

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sujinnie2 #1
Probably Kris Wu doesn't want to talk to sm ent now
sujinnie2 #2
Rude
sujinnie2 #3
so funnyyyyyyyyyy he was being bullieddd lol
Foreverins
#4
Chapter 77: Oh God.. This was so funny.. Loved this
CaithyCat1992
#5
Chapter 77: Omfggg I can't!
That was too darn funny!
I love the pun!
CaithyCat1992
#6
Chapter 72: I APPROVE
Foreverins
#7
Chapter 71: This was so good... I mean I had a good laugh. What a way of using the dialogues. I really enjoyed reading this❤️
CaithyCat1992
#8
Chapter 71: That was amazinggggg I can't I laughed so hard!!!
Myungki hanging on to the log at Splash Mountain and the ride being shut down
How did Jong find Myungki?!
WORTH THE WAIT
CaithyCat1992
#9
Chapter 70: "Cinderella adopted us!"
"Take Ubi if you want but I'm going home!"
I burst out laughing omfgggg this is the best! I love the different reactions from both kids!
Also, this made me happy cause I'm SUPPOSED to go to Disney World this year.... stupid pandemic!
At least my cute little fictional girls are having the fun I could have had.
CaithyCat1992
#10
Chapter 69: i'm very excited to see what adventure you have up next!!!