Chapter 30

My Wonderful Stay With My UKISS Oppas...NOT!

Ella POV:

So, today was one of those days where all of the UKISS members had some kind of schedule, so that means that I'm free. But of course, something's gonna go wrong. I can feel it.

I was watching some television and laughing at the cartoons in Dongho's animal pajamas. Then I heard a knock at my door. I sighed and took my eyes off the television. I walked to the door.

There was this guy standing at the door. Behind him, I recognized Yoseob and Junhyung, and there were three other guys.

"More erts?" I rose my eyebrows and stared at Junhyung. then I slammed the door on 5 shocked faces and 1 blushing face.

"The window," I heard one guy say. So I ran upstairs and locked my door.

"Guys, she's not afraid to beat you up," I heard Junhyung say.

But I don't like punching guys. It makes me feel sad.

"Why'd you bring all six this time?" I yelled from my window.

But...they must be working with Alyssa. You know why? Because thy had cat fur with them. Cat fur makes me itchy, and one time I even fainted. It was embarrassing.  Or is the cat ears on Yoseob's head just a coincidence? Better to be safe than sorry, I guess.  I'm going to avoid him.

"Seriously?" I said.

They all made it in throuh the window.

I grabbed my phone and dialed my pigeon brother's phone. No answer. My brother's such a 'good boy' during work. I tried Kevin's next. He's always posting stuff on Twitter, right? He answered.

"Oppa!" I exclaimed. They were picking the lock on my door. Trust me, I know what that sounds like.

"Ella? What's up?" he asked.

"Oppa, I..." but I couldn't finish my sentence. Why? Cuz someone's hand slapped over my mouth.

I did the stupidest thing ever, which was to drop my phone. One guy bent down to grab it, but I glared at him and he backed off.

Praying that the guy holding his hand over my mouth was a clean freak, I his hand.  He let go and started freaking out.  I smiled.

"She me hyung!" he exclaimed.

"Chill maknae," another guy said.

I sat on my bed with my cell phone in my back pocket. I pulled my bear blanket around me so I would be away from Yoseob's cat fur ears. Seriously...where do you get those?  I wonder if they're real...

"Did Alyssa send you?" I asked.

"What makes you think that?" one guy nervously said.

I smirked.  Because I could tell that he was lying.

"Well..." I started.  "What would idols want to do with a normal kid like me?  Unless...of course...they had a crazy hag telling them what to do?" I stared at the guy.

"We're not idols..." another guy said.

"Yeah right.  I can tell that you're Beast.  I saw you guys on TV the other week." I laughed.

"Fine.  We're idols." Yoseob pouted.

"Now go.  And don't bother me again.  Next time won't be as....nice....as this time.  Things might get ugly, and not for me." I glared.

"OK, but before we go, I need to ask you something." another guy asked me.

"What would that be?" I looked up at him.  Why are Korean guys so tall?

"Your phone number," he said.

"Pass your phone." I said.

I put my number into his phone.

"There.  Now.  Go away so that I can eat breakfast." I said.

Well, something did go wrong today.  But, at least they won't bother me ever again.

Beast is so funny.  I think I'll pay them a visit, just to see what their reactions are.

That would be hilarious.

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elysians #1
Chapter 86: I WAS LISTENING TO 0330 WHEN I READ THE LAST CHAPTER SOBS

i'll be off to read the sequel bcs my curiosity needs some satisfying ; - ;
elysians #2
uwa, i'm so excited to start reading this! it looks very fun, unlike other angsty fanfics i've been reading lately. i'm also ready (or am i???) to be showered by ukiss' cuteness. ; u ;
ilovekpop81897 #3
i think this one is very funny! fun to read!
avylol08
#4
Chapter 41: XD haD a sister xD Kevin you still haVE a sister xD Deanna is very much alive LOL
avylol08
#5
Chapter 40: 20$ for converse?! :O as if! I got mine on sale for 45$ *cries*
avylol08
#6
Chapter 29: XD she's shoulda chosen Xander or Kevin as her favorite member
avylol08
#7
Chapter 23: Poor Kevin T~T he's so cute though lol
avylol08
#8
Chapter 22: Jaejoong!! ^^ hes totally my dbsk/jyj bias :3
avylol08
#9
Chapter 18: Lol actually I think an angry Xander Oppa would be really amusing and cute xD
avylol08
#10
Chapter 17: It looks like squatting almost... But they are pulling on each other lol