Chapter 14

99% Males 1% Females

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            I woke up feeling the urge to pee.  I quickly went to the rest room and as soon as I took my seat, I said, “.”

            I glared at the blood stain on my . 

            I started my period.  Period.  I wonder if that was why I was so emotional yesterday…, I thought.  And, then, I cried to Lu Han.  Not once, but TWICE!  I blushed.  God, this is so freaking embarrassing!

            I sighed as I reached under the sink and grabbed one of my pads.  I started to think back to what happened last night.  The tension between the both of us seemed to have melted away since we were talking to each other the whole entire time.  It’s a good thing.

            I am so over the tension and awkwardness between Lu Han and I.  It feels good to know that we are comfortable around each other now.  After I finished my business in the bathroom, I crawled back to bed.

            I could feel the monthly fatigue seeping in as my eyelids became heavy.  Who cares if I sleep all day?, I thought.  I just need to finish some homework later then I’ll be free for the weekend anyways…  And, Mom and Dad won’t be home until Sunday night because they have a special dinner planned.  Yup, not much to do.

            I quickly fell back asleep and it was already 9 am.

 

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            Lu Han rolled out of bed.  Mia and he came home and they went straight to bed, so he feels rested.  He looked over at the alarm clock on the night stand.  10:37 AM.  He must have been really tired because he doesn’t usually wake up that late.

            After he washed his face, he could hear Misty scratching on the bathroom door on Mia’s side of the room.  Lu Han quickly opened the door to let the cat into the bathroom.  Misty let out a meow as she rubbed her head against his leg.  Lu Han smiled, as he picked up the cat.

            “Where’s your owner?” he asked.  Misty just stared at him.  “Don’t tell me you don’t know Chinese?!” 

            Lu Han shook his head and quickly stepped into Mia’s room.  The window curtains were still down so he knew that she was still asleep.  He put Misty on her bed as he observed her sleep.  Mia was wearing a brown tank top a pair of dark blue shorts as her pajamas. 

            She started stirring as Misty walked onto her torso.  Lu Han quickly took Misty off of her as she opened her eyes.  She was startled to see him standing there.  She gave him the death glare and turned her back towards him, going back to sleep.  Lu Han just stood there, staring at her, not knowing what to do. 

            I’m not the one that wanted to wake you up, damn it!, he thought.

            Lu Han rolled his eyes as he went back to his room with Misty.  They went down stairs and he was hungry.  Lu Han lamely opened the fridge, looking for something to snack on while he waited for Mia to wake up to cook for him.

            There was nothing.  Everything in the fridge required some form of cooking.  Lu Han frowned.  He can’t even boil water properly, how could he possibly cook something?  His stomach growled, wanting food.

            Lu Han let out a sigh.  Damn, he thought.

 

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            I woke up with a start.  The smoke detectors were going off downstairs and my instinct was to run out of the house.  I quickly bolted downstairs when I meet Lu Han in the middle of the stairs.  He was running upstairs for some reason.

            “What are you doing?!” I asked.

            “The oven!” screamed Lu Han.

            “What the hell did you do?!!!!” I screamed, as he carried me over his shoulder.  I was too shocked to even fight back.

            Before I knew it, I was in the kitchen.  There was a flame and a lot of smoke rising from the pan on the stove.  By instinct, I quickly went and pulled the fire extinguisher from under the sink.  I pulled the tab and sprayed it over the stove.  When the fire was out and the smoke cleared, I glared at Lu Han.  I was coughing so hard that I couldn’t breathe.  I walked out into the backyard.

            “Mia!” called out Lu Han, quickly following me.  I coughed as I sat down in the shade.  “Mia!!”

            Lu Han knelled in front of me and placed his hands on my shoulder, breathing hard.  “Are you alright?!!  Can you breathe?!!” he asked, completely freaking out.  “I don’t know CPR, so I can’t help you!  We need to call the ambulance!!

            I took a deep breathes, getting annoyed.  “Lu Han!!” I said and he shutted up.  “Stop it.”

            I pushed his hands off my shoulders and lay on my back on the grass.  My eye lids were heavy again.  “I’m so tired.” I said.

            Lu Han sat next to me as I sat up.  I closed my eyes and started to drift back to sleep.  Darn periods.  They always make me super tired, I thought as I could feel Lu Han’s hand on the side of my face.  I was too lazy to bat it away as I felt him place my head on his shoulder as he scooted closer to me.  I nuzzled into his shoulder for warmth as a chilly breeze came by.

            “Why are you tired?  You’ve been sleeping all day.” commented Lu Han, waking me up.  “And, we even went to sleep early last night.”

            “I started my period.” I said, angrily and without thinking. 

            Great.  Now this baby face boy gets to know too, I thought.

            My eyes were still closed so I couldn’t see his expression.  Regardless, I could feel the tension in Lu Han’s muscles, but he quickly relaxed.  “Oh.” he replied, embarrassed.

            I opened my eyes and looked up at him.  Lu Han’s face was completely red as he avoided eye contact.  I smiled.

            “What happened?” I asked, calmly.

            “I am hungry and it’s already noon.  You weren’t awake, so I attempted to make something to eat.” replied Lu Han, softly.  He cleared his throat.  “I looked away for a moment and then looked back and the food was on fire!  I tried to use water to get the fire out, but it just got worse.  That was when the smoke detectors went off and I was heading upstairs to get you…  That was what happened.

            “I’ll cook, but you have to clean that mess in there.” I said, nodding to the kitchen.

            Lu Han groaned, but nodded in agreement.  I laughed.  “Gosh, you’re such a troublemaker!” I said, as gave him a light push.

            Lu Han turned to me with a smile.  “It’s not my fault, Dumpling.” he said, as he pouted.

            I rolled my eyes.  I can’t believe he’s trying to make me fall for that stupid trap, I thought.

 

Author’s Note:

            Hope you guys had a good read!  ^^

            Thank you for the feedback!  For some reason, I keep on comparing “99% Males 1% Females” to “My Fake Girlfriend.”  There are hardly any similarities between the story except for the musical talents that the female leads have, but I think it’s because this story makes me just as excited as I was when I wrote that other story...  So, that's why I asked you guys for feedback.  :D

            I’m really glad that you guys are enjoying the story and the pace of Lu Han and Mia’s relationship!

 

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july-pupetta #1
Hii I'm a new reader. I just want to say that i feel in love with this story, it was sooooo beautiful!!! I must stay that it is one of my favorites :) i started reading due to my curiosity, by the time i finished reading chapter 1 i was already engrossed in the story XD. I loved how you wrote all the passages from strangers, friends and lovers, i love it and it was very realistic! Luhan and Mia are absolutely my favorite couple now :).
Oh and Mason, Kris and Luhan Dad were so cute :D.
Thank You for writing this story! :)
Thank You for writing this amazing story!
Lolypop123 #2
Chapter 77: Yay for happy ending ^3^♡
jivisha28 #3
it was so relastic
i regret it to read it so later
thks
averageketchup #4
Chapter 77: Finished! This was so beautiful! The storyline was so creative and honestly to me nothing felt cliché at all. Their relationship was so beuatiful and sweet (I'm kind of jealous tbh). Sure, I agree the ending seems like it's missing something but at the same time I don't know how it could have ended better. Lu Han thinking about everything as she walked down the aisle was wonderful.
When I first clicked on this story I wasn't Sure what to expect. The summary seemed interesting enough (I thirst for university harems hehe). But the more I read the more I realized how well written and thought out this story is. I'm really happy I decided to read it, especially since most of my time is spent on Kyungsoo, Minseok, and Jongdae. Now I'll probably start reading more Lu Han haha :-)
What else do I say? I've already written an essay...
Thanks for writing this haha :D
averageketchup #5
Chapter 42: I usually don't post comments before I've completed the story bUT IM SCREAMING LIKE WHAT LUHAN CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT YOU AND MIA ARE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER WHYYYyYYYYyyyY
AND THEN THE LINK TO THAT KATY PERRY SONG DID NOT HELP MY FEELS MAN
Onto the next chapter :-)
Jaslynn #6
Chapter 77: Amazing, I finished it all in one sitting. I love hate turned into love stories it makes their love story much more interesting. I got to see Mia and Luhan's relationship progress into love. It was a wonderful journey, and MiHan's friendship is so adorable that I envy it! I want to reread it even tho I just finished it already. Love love this amazing story, thanks for sharing it.
kyubias23
#7
Chapter 77: I Enjoyed this story so much. But I wish the ending was longer. I really liked how they started off as not liking each other to beaming friends and then loving each other really different from other stories I've read . Thank you author nim for this awesome story.
jooyeon15
#8
Chapter 77: its that all no sequel huhhuhuhu :(
Taelin #9
Chapter 77: cant stop the tears , author-nim your story affected me too much and im sure that this will be one of my favorite stories ever im not planning on forgetting it anytime soon , i went through a rollercoaster of emotions reading this, anger , happiness , frustration , giddiness , sadness , disapointement and many more thanks to your excellent writing skills , although i dont usually read long stories coz ill be bored and will stop reading halfway , but something about your story made me curious and couldnt get myself to stop , it just felt wrong even when i was frustrated because of Luhans actions but im really glad that i read such story and unlike few readers i really like the ending it was sweet and good in every aspect , hwaitiing author-nim