Chanyeol scans around the living room in their shared dorm and sighs. It’s Sunday morning and he has nothing to do—all of EXO’s members have nothing to do. They were supposed to have an outdoor photo session but it’s raining cats and dogs right now so… yeah.

He is about to ask Tao to play something—anything—with him but the latter has a sleeping Baekhyun on his shoulder. Chanyeol juts his lower lip out, feeling dejected. Slumping in his seat on the single couch he’s claimed as his, Chanyeol pulls out his iPhone and taps on a square green icon.

7:12am     GUYSSSSSS

Different types of notification tones blast in the quiet room but Baekhyun is still sleeping soundly, not even stirring the slightest.

chenchen

what     7:12am

7:12am     i’m bored

7:12am     entertain me

kris wu

not interested     7:12am

kkamjong

wake baekhyun hyung up     7:12am

sehunoh

go away     7:12am

deerlulu

i have no idea how to, channie     7:12am

sorry     7:12am

sehunoh

DO     7:12am

NOT     7:12am

ENTERTAIN     7:12am

xiuminseok

sehun is at it again     7:12am

sehunoh

CHANYEOL     7:12am

HYUNG     7:12am

EVER     7:12am

7:13am     wow you typed fast wow

laynicorn

wow     7:13am

sehunoh

thanks?     7:13am

abpanda

chanyeol ge     7:13am

baekhyun ge’s head is heavy     7:13am

kkamjong

lol     7:13am

junmoney

hahaha     7:13am

dodiyo

gather all of your gucci bags and wallets in a box     7:13am

that’s heavy     7:13am

7:13am     thanks chef!

chenchen

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA     7:13am

xiuminseok

wow kyungsoo     7:13am

dodiyo

I didn’t defend anyone     7:13am

kkamjong

LOLOLOL     7:13am

abpanda

DUIZHANG!!!!     7:13am

kris wu

stop it guys     7:13am

kkamjong

yes sir     7:13am

junmoney

papa     7:13am

don’t be angry   7:13am

abpanda

duizhang isn’t my papa     7:13am

7:13am     oh yeah?

chenchen

funny     7:13am

7:13am     anw guys

dodiyo

you sure suho hyung is your mama then?     7:13am

laynicorn

yes?     7:13am

sehunoh

W H A T     7:13am

7:13am     i think i know why baek’s head is heavy

deerlulu

why?     7:13am

abpanda

$50 it’s stupid     7:13am

7:13am   because i’m always on his mind

chenchen

     7:14am

sehunoh

you failed     7:14am

chenchen

EWWWWWW     7:14am

kkamjong

you , park chanyeol     7:14am

7:14am     KIM JONGIN HOW DID YOU KNOW?

abpanda

told you so guys     7:14am

xiuminseok

omg     7:14am

abpanda

pay up everyone     7:14am

xiuminseok

OMGOMG     7:14am

7:14am     did you ever catch me

junmoney

oh god     7:14am

7:14am     doing

7:14am     THE DO

7:14am     with baek

laynicorn

wow     7:14am

chenchen

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA     7:14am

laynicorn

wow     7:14am

dodiyo

we caught you two