Kyung Needs a Friend

Suicide Notes


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Day Nine

~ 블락비 ~

"MINHYUKKIE!!~~"

"Leave me alooonne..." the poor boy groaned.

"Why's your hair pink? Like seriously. Who dyes their hair PINK?"

"Get the away Hanhae!" B-Bomb turned to me. "Help... Me..."

I started laughing. "And how would I do that?"

B-Bomb shrugged. "Do something. Anything!"

"I'm going to the common room. See ya." I got up and left.

~~~~~

"I am so bored." P.O. complained as he stared at the ceiling.

"How are you bored?" I asked him. "I've been anything but bored since day one."

"Yeah well, we're used to everything in here. You'll be too sooner or later." Taeil said.

"Jaehyo!!~~"

Crap.

"Jokwonnie is here!~" he shouted.

"Wonderful." I rolled my eyes.

"It normally would be!" He smiled but that changed to a frown, "But I'm here today to tell you that it's my last day here for watching you..."

My eyes widened. Did I hear correctly? "Hey Taeil, pinch me. Is he really leaving?"

"Oh, don't be sad Jaejae!" JoKwon said to me. "I'll come visit!"

"NO!!" I shouted. "I'll be fine without you!"

"Are you sure?" he asked uncertain. "We've bonded a lot in the past two days."

I saw P.O. laughing at the corner of my eye. That fool. I'll stab you after I stab my parents. I'll have to remember to go to the kitchen to get a plastic fork later.

"Well I have to go now. Bye Jaehyo-ah!" JoKwon sulked out of the room.

" YES!" I pumped my fist in the air and did a little dance in my seat. "One Kwon gone. Now I only have to deal with one."

"I have some advice for you." Taeil said.

"What?" I asked curiously.

"Don't ever. EVER. do that dance you just did again."

"Especially if the others are around." P.O. added.

"Why not? I make everything look good." I argued. "Even if I wore a ballerina tutu and pranced about I would still look y, not that I ever would..."

"No man in their right mind would prance about in a tutu." Taeil said.

P.O. and I nodded in agreement.

"But you have to admit, I would look good doing so." I smirked in an all-knowing way.

"Uhm... No." P.O. furrowed his eyebrows. "Thanks for putting that disturbing image in my mind though."

"You're welcome."

"Eww.. You imagined him in a tutu?!" Taeil backed away disgusted.

I glared at Taeil. "You're just jealous that you can't pull it off like I can!"

"Let's stop talking about Jaehyo in tutus. Everyone knows that I'd pull it off better." Kyung said.

"Pssh." I rolled my eyes.

Wait a minute. Where did he come from? I turned my head quickly to look at him. Ow. That was too fast... I have a headache now. Let's pause for like five seconds... Ah, much better.

"Where did you come from?" I questioned Kyung.

"I was sitting here for a while." he replied eating some chips. Now where did those come from?!

"Just sitting there?" P.O. raised an eyebrow.

Kyung nodded and frowned. "Yup... Since Zico's not around I have no one to talk to." he sighed in a sad manner.

"Is Zico coming back?" I asked. I haven't heard from him after he got taken away yesterday because of the incident.

Kyung shrugged. "I'm not sure. Maybe not. There's a very low chance that you get to stay here if you start to beat someone up. You'll get transferred to a different part of the institution. I guess I need to go find a new buddy. Who wants to be a candidate?"

I stared at him. So Zico might not come back? That ... Not really. I'll go sell the Hello Kitty crap in his room for money to buy ice-cream and tutus-- I mean... video games.. Yeah that's it. Video games.

"How about the new guy Hanhae?" Taeil suggested.

"Yeah, B-Bomb has been annoyed with him so go save him." I said.

"Hm, I guess I could try and have him be my buddy. See ya guys." and with that Kyung left the room.

"I'm gonna go see how B-Bomb is holding up. You guys wanna come with?" I asked. The two waved their hands signaling me to go ahead. I got up and left the room.

~~~~~

"Hey Minhyuk. Hey Hanhae." Kyung greeted.

B-Bomb's head was in his arms and he did not budge.

"Oh Minhyukkie~ How could you ignore dear Kyung like that?" Hanhae poked B-Bomb's side, causing him to jump up in his seat and growl.

"Don't touch me!"

"So..." Kyung trailed off causing Hanhae to raise an eyebrow.

"What?" Hanhae asked.

"I.. Uh.." Kyung scratched the back of his head.

I rolled my eyes. It wasn't that difficult to say you need a new person to mess around with right? ...err not in that way...

"Kyung needs a new buddy." I said to Hanhae. "His previous one was dragged off after you insulted his 'home girl' yesterday."

This caused Hanhae to smirk. "Ah, him. Alright. So what do you want from me?"

"I think you know what he wants." I said.

"Fine I'll be your new best friend." Hanhae paused and smirked. "IF..."

"If what...?" Kyung asked.

"I'll be your new best friend if we get to have fun with B-Bomb here as well." He grinned.

"That's it? Sure." Kyung smiled widely. "Yes! I am no longer alone!"

Oh god. I feel sorry for you B-Bomb. Good luck with those two. I gave him a look of pity as he banged his head repeatedly on the wall.

"Don't bang your head on the wall too hard Minhyuk!" Hanhae furrowed his eyebrows.

"When did you become so caring for me?" B-Bomb gave Hanhae a weird look.

"For you?" Hanhae looked at him weirdly. "I'm worried about the wall. If you bang your head too hard you'll leave a dent in the wall!"


" you." B-Bomb mumbled and left the room.
 

"It looks like he likes you!~" Kyung grinned. WTF is he serious...? "Normally if he's annoyed with you he would've grilled you and fed you to the hamsters already."
 

"He doesn't do that to me. In fact, he talks to me normally." I pointed out.
 

"Well you're weird. So you don't count." Kyung said. "Go play with U-Kwon or something. See ya Jaehyo."
 

...WTF. I get him a new friend and he brushes me off like that? Fine. you. Where's U-Kwon... Why am I even looking for him now?? Damn it.
 

"Oh and Jaehyo?" Hanhae stopped me before I left the room.
 

"What?"
 

"Tell Taeil to talk to me more! He is too awkward around me!" Hanhae complained. At least you have Kyung talking to you. What more do you want?!

~~~~~

"Hey U-Kwon." I greeted him as I entered the cafetaria.

"Oh, hi Jaehyo-Hyung!~" U-Kwon replied and went back to dancing.

"So... Do you want to go watch TV with me?" I asked.

"Not today. I'm brushing up on my skills." He said. Is he ignoring me too? No one ignores me. LOOK AT ME DAMN IT.

"Yah!" I shouted.

He stopped dancing and looked at me confused. "Did you need something Hyung?"
 

"N-No.. Never mind..."
 

He shrugged. "All right, suit yourself." he continued dancing and I walked out of the room.
 

Why is everyone ignoring me? I am not one to be ignored!
 

"Hey Jaehyo." P.O. said as he walked passed me.
 

"Hey," I replied. Like seriously. Everyone is ignoring me today! I am displeased. Maybe I'll go take my anger out on Chocolate Man today.


~ 블락비 ~

Liek. Oh noes. Is Zico gonna be gone forever? :O

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ExtremeACRepairman
#1
Chapter 53: This is really great
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#2
I just wanted to say that I love this story to bits. I first found this story almost 4 years ago when I didnt have an account. I read the whole thing in 2 days and it was SOOOOOO funny! Ive almost never been on this site since 2012 and honestly, this is the only story I remember so well. This is some really good work and I'm glad you shared it with us.
CoolJirl
#3
When i first read this fic i didn't have enough points to upvote it. And now i do. Good thing i found it again. This is one of my favorite stories and what made me get into crack fics ^^
Kkomaenggi
#4
Chapter 48: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccckkkkk !!!! someone should make an anime/cartoon of this story! like seriously I could totally see this happen in a cartoon omg it was hilarious though I loved it!! but that ending though xD that was something I kept thinking the entire story, I mean ghosts demons and ing rainbow monkeys?? xD LOL seriously awesome you deserve a prize
looshyhooshy #5
Chapter 48: I liked this story and being just a dream make sense for all that weird things that happen!!
A story for INFINITE .. I'm sooooo gonna read it <3
Fighting!! ..
looshyhooshy #6
Chapter 44: I knew he "Taeil" would try to commit suicide or something but I didn't think that you're really gonna kill him ..
I mean u killed hanhae once but u brought him back .. but this time is different!! :/
I'm really sad for him ..
it was weird already since he asked jaehyo that time when they braught hanhae " what would u do if I dided?! " ..!!
looshyhooshy #7
Chapter 16: This story is really funny and weird .. I liked it ;)
Wishing tp know why jaehyo tried to commit suicide ..
bit here at this chapter .. I so u wrote muhammed!!
Do u mean our prophet mohammed?! :/
CoolJirl
#8
Chapter 27: I love this story. Cracks me up everytime. But still don't get the mino reference :( sorry. Can someone tell me?
Amira5
#9
Chapter 12: "I was afraid his ugliness might have caused my face to be less beautiful. Oh ho, I am so silly. Why on earth would I be less beautiful? I am Ahn Jaehyo after all. Nothing will cause me to become hideous."
This line!!!!! XDDD
KawaiiMaria
#10
Chapter 48: This was the best and really funny, that was a shocking plot twist. I really like this story.