The past is the past is the past....... Is the past...

Suicide Notes

((I fixed it!! yessss You guys will know what I'm talking about if you saw this in time when it was in a messed up format))

I wrote this as I am sick. So if it makes no sense you'll know why... :D

Day Fourteen

~ 블락비 ~


When I woke up I found myself on top of the refrigerator. What the hell? I swore I was sleeping in my room...

-Flashback-

Clack.

"Shh!" a voice hushed. "I'll kill you if you wake him up!"

"Sorry!!" The person sounds oddly like Kyung.

"Grab his legs. I'll get his arms." Hanhae? Why are those two in my room?

I groaned and the two stopped moving and held their breaths. I disregarded everything and went back to sleep.

"That was close..." Kyung said.

"No . Let's hurry up before he wakes up." Hanhae rushed.

And so the two proceeded to go carry me elsewhere.


-End flashback-

"What. The. ." I felt my left eye twitch. "KYUNG!! HANHAE!!"

-Elsewhere-

"Looks like we were found out." Hanhae looked in the direction of the scream.

"Already?" Kyung frowned. "That was fast." Why was Kyung with Hanhae? He had no one else to hang out with... How sad. Why does he not go to me?!

-Back with Jaehyo-

"I swear... When I see those two." I growled. "My neck hurts from sleeping in a weird position now!"

"I see you know about Hanhae and Kyung?" P.O. asked.

I nodded. "Where did you come from?"

He shrugged. "I was coming back from the bathroom and heard you talking to yourself."

"Oh."

"Oh hey, I just remembered I wanted to ask you something. I'll ask now before I forget." P.O. stared intently at my face.

"What?" I turned to him.

"I was talking to Taeil Hyung the other day." He started. "And I heard that before you tried to break out of here you went into Zico's room and took his Hello Kitty toys. Is that really true? You're the reason why he was acting like a raging platypus on steroids?"

"Yeah. I needed them as a decoy. I can't believe another person found out." I frowned. "But I guess it doesn't matter if people find out because he's not here anymore right?"

"I guess..." He looked off into the horizon... Or in this case the wall.

"Jaehyo-Hyung? You were the one that took Zico's Hello Kitty plushies?" a voice behind us said. Greeeat. Another person knows. Oh well.

I turned around to see U-Kwon. "Oh. Hey there."

"Zico was really angry when you did that U-Know..." U-Kwon informed me. (A/N: To all you Cassies out there~)

"Yeah. I sort of concluded that he was angry angry since I was near his room when he was raging like a disabled Gyarados." I told him.

"He went after me though!" U-Kwon whined. "And he unleashed his 120 power Hyper Beam on me!"

"Yeah, well let the things that happened in the past stay in the past." I said.

"The past is the past is the past....... Is the past..." P.O. nodded which in turn caused me to nod in agreement which caused U-Kwon to nod because he didn't want to feel left out.

"But if for whatever reason you ever see Zico again, don't tell him I did it. He might go hunt me down and disfigure my beautiful face."

"Oh... Okay!~" U-Kwon grinned his kitty-like grin and skipped off.

"Yes. If for whatever reason he hunts you down, I am not associated to you in any way." P.O. nodded in that all-knowing way of his.

"Uh... Okay then? It's not like he's ever gonna see me again anyways." I rolled my eyes. "That will happen when the Lochness Monster destroys the Grand Canyon with Flamethrower."

"Who do you think would win a fight between Zico and the Lochness Monster, by the way?" P.O. asked, being the curious little monkey that he is.

"...If Hello Kitty is involved?" I pondered.

We both looked at each other and said at the same time, "Definately Zico."

Then out of nowhere a voice, belonging to Chocolate Man's, spoke over the intercom. (I didn't even know we had one of those...) "Can everyone gather in the Recreational Hall? If you don't know what that is, that's where you are introduced to everyone... It's to the left of the kitchen." I could tell he rolled his eyes while saying this. We're not directionally challenged old man.

"Why do we have to go there?" P.O. asked confused.

"Why are you asking me? How would I know?"

"Let's just go." P.O. rolled his eyes and dragged me towards the room.

~~~~~

P.O. and I entered the room to see B-Bomb sitting in the corner of the room looking annoyed, probably because Hanhae was annoying the out of him.

"Yah!! Hanhae!! How dare you put me on top of the fridge!!" I pointed and shouted at him in a very dramatic manner. This earned me a grin from the mischievous boy.

When B-Bomb heard my voice he looked happier and got up and made his way over to us.

"Finally, you guys are here. I was so ing annoyed with that bastard." He nodded towards Hanhae to indicate who he was referring to, even though we all know who the 'bastard' is.

"I am too." I growled.

"Because he put you on top of the refrigerator?" B-Bomb laughed. "I would be too."

"Now where's that ing cucumber?" I scowled. Oh how my hatred for him has grown.

"I see your hatred for him has grown." Taeil commented as he entered the room.

"Yes, thanks for voicing my private thoughts." I sarcastically said.

"You're welcome." Taeil responded and went to take a seat.

"U-Kwonnie is here!!~" Well we can guess who entered the room next right?

"Where's Kyung?" P.O. asked Hanhae as he sat down next to him.

Hanhae shrugged as he continued making derp faces at B-Bomb who rolled his eyes and took a seat next to Taeil. I sat down on the other side of Taeil right as Chocolate Man came into the room.

"Hello everyone! Thank you for coming as I asked. Everyone is here, correct?" he questioned as he glanced around the room.

U-Kwon who sat next to me exclaimed, "Oh what about Kyun--" I covered his mouth before he finished his sentence. I don't want to wait for that cucumber.

Chocolate Man gave us a weird look so I confirmed that everyone was here. "Everyone is here. No one's missing. Continue~"

I smiled my gorgeous smile and he rolled his eyes, continuing with his talk. "Anyways before I was interrupted... I called everyone here today because of a special reason. Everyone remembers Jiho right? Or you may know him as Zico since that's what he prefers to be called."

Everyone stayed silent even though we all clearly remember who the said boy was. How could we forget? He was the one that is obsessed with loves Hello Kitty. He was the one that attacked Hanhae for dissing Hello Kitty and U-Kwon because he thought U-Kwon stole his Hello Kitty merchandise. The one that completed Kyung and kept him from in' about how sad his life is. He's one of the younger ones other than P.O. The one that gave me candy that I thought was Crystal Meth. He was like a brother that we never had. Seriously. NO ONE can have a brother as... unique (for lack of better words) as he was. He was--

"Jaehyo, stop daydreaming and having a derp face on and listen to what I am saying before I begin to call you Derphyo." Chocolate Man scolded. you man. I was having a moment here.

"You can think about that stuff later." Hanhae smirked. What a dirty boy he is. I just glared at him since I couldn't do much right now.

"As I was saying..." Chocolate Man gave us all a disapproving look. "I called you all here for a special reason and that special reason is Zico."

"Is he dead or something?" Hanhae asked.

"No he isn't. He is--" Before Chocolate Man could continue he was interrupted.

"Was he shot with horse tranquilizer?" P.O. Interrupted.

"No-- well, yes, he was... But he--" Yet again, he was interrupted.

"Did he have overdose of horse tranquilizer?" U-Kwon asked.

"Can all of you be quiet for ten seconds while I explain what is going on?" I swear, that vein on his forhead is going to pop soon. Is his blood blue since the vein is blue?

"Okayy~~" U-Kwon grinned and bounced in his seat.

"As I was saying..." he glared long and hard at everyone. "Zico is actually here today."

"Really?" Hanhae asked surprised as the door opened.

My eyes grew wide at the person who opened the door. It was none other than the Hello Kitty lover himself.

"Uh... Hey everyone. Long time no see?" He was picking at his ear. He stared at his finger and flicked the piece of ear wax off. I scrunched up my face at this.

"Yes, Zico is here." Chocolate Man told us once more. "And he will be staying, that is, unless another incident happens. If that's the case then he will be gone for good."

And with that Chocolate Man left the room, leaving everyone. Everyone except for Kyung. Where is he anyways? He should be here.

"Hey Zico, how have you been?" P.O. slapped him on the back as a greeting.

"Alright I guess. I don't recall any of the events happening for the past several days because they shot me with horse tranquilizer." Zico shrugged.

The door opened yet again and everyone turned over to the door.

"Sorry I'm late. I had to tinkle." Kyung then stopped everything he was doing.

"Hey Kyung." Zico waved with one hand in his pocket.

"Z-Zico?" Kyung stared in disbelief. "I'm not dreaming right?" He rubbed his eyes and blinked a couple times.

"The one and only in the flesh~" Zico grinned.

"Zikyung lives!!" Kyung's eyes filled with tears of joy.

Well Zico's back... I watched as the two embraced each other.

"Well we're all happy again~" U-Kwon grinned. "Seeing Zico reminds me of how Jaehyo said he was the one that stole Zico's Hello Kitty plushies from Zico's room~"

Taeil, P.O., and I stared wide-eyed at U-Kwon as the room went dead silent. It was so quiet you could hear American people from across the world belching after eating fifteen hamburgers and getting heart attacks.

"U-Kwon!" P.O. shouted.

"Mianhe!! It was an accident!" U-Kwon apologized profusely. "But think about it this way, we can all laugh about it now right?"

The room then went silent again as everyone knew that the answer to that question was a negative one.

"...Jaehyo?" Zico said very calmly. However it sounded very deadly. "You took my Hello Kitty plushies?"

It was more of a statement than a question but I answered it anyways. "Y-Yeah? About that..."

Everyone stared intently at us to see what would happen.

-Grand Canyon-

"As you can see everyone," the female tour guide told the tourists. "The Grand Canyon is very vast and deep. It you fall, there would be no chance of survival. So don't go too close to the edge and be very, very careful please!"

"Wow, it's so beautiful mommy!" a little girl smiled to her mom.

"Indeed it is dear!" her mom agreed.

Suddenly, a gigantic Lochness Monster emerged out of nowhere, screaming its battle cry as it destroyed every single part of the Grand Canyon (except where the tourists were standing) with its flamethrower. "Reeeehhhhhkkkkkkaawwww!!!!!"

After its job was done, it disappeared back to the realm of which it came from. The tourists watched in silent shock with hanging jaws.

"Whoaaa... That was cool!!" the girl shouted. "Mommy! I want that for my birthday!"

-Back in Seoul Mental Institution-

"Uhm... I feel as if the Grand Canyon was destroyed..." Taeil said. "Why is that so...?"

"Jaehyo, keep this in mind." Zico said as he glared at me. "Sleep with one eye open."

I gulped and watched as he left the room with Kyung trailing behind laughing and telling him about the events that happened when he wasn't here.

"If it helps, I'm scared for you." Taeil patted my shoulder.

"Don't worry! It won't hurt that much!" U-Kwon grinned.

"Great." I groaned. "If I'm dead anytime soon, B-Bomb, you can have my mirror that's in my bedstand. Taeil, you can have the cream for my beautiful face. Use it wisely."


~ 블락비 ~

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ExtremeACRepairman
#1
Chapter 53: This is really great
3VIP2BESTFRIEND
#2
I just wanted to say that I love this story to bits. I first found this story almost 4 years ago when I didnt have an account. I read the whole thing in 2 days and it was SOOOOOO funny! Ive almost never been on this site since 2012 and honestly, this is the only story I remember so well. This is some really good work and I'm glad you shared it with us.
CoolJirl
#3
When i first read this fic i didn't have enough points to upvote it. And now i do. Good thing i found it again. This is one of my favorite stories and what made me get into crack fics ^^
Kkomaenggi
#4
Chapter 48: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccckkkkk !!!! someone should make an anime/cartoon of this story! like seriously I could totally see this happen in a cartoon omg it was hilarious though I loved it!! but that ending though xD that was something I kept thinking the entire story, I mean ghosts demons and ing rainbow monkeys?? xD LOL seriously awesome you deserve a prize
looshyhooshy #5
Chapter 48: I liked this story and being just a dream make sense for all that weird things that happen!!
A story for INFINITE .. I'm sooooo gonna read it <3
Fighting!! ..
looshyhooshy #6
Chapter 44: I knew he "Taeil" would try to commit suicide or something but I didn't think that you're really gonna kill him ..
I mean u killed hanhae once but u brought him back .. but this time is different!! :/
I'm really sad for him ..
it was weird already since he asked jaehyo that time when they braught hanhae " what would u do if I dided?! " ..!!
looshyhooshy #7
Chapter 16: This story is really funny and weird .. I liked it ;)
Wishing tp know why jaehyo tried to commit suicide ..
bit here at this chapter .. I so u wrote muhammed!!
Do u mean our prophet mohammed?! :/
CoolJirl
#8
Chapter 27: I love this story. Cracks me up everytime. But still don't get the mino reference :( sorry. Can someone tell me?
Amira5
#9
Chapter 12: "I was afraid his ugliness might have caused my face to be less beautiful. Oh ho, I am so silly. Why on earth would I be less beautiful? I am Ahn Jaehyo after all. Nothing will cause me to become hideous."
This line!!!!! XDDD
KawaiiMaria
#10
Chapter 48: This was the best and really funny, that was a shocking plot twist. I really like this story.