I'LL GO SUPER SAIYAN ON YOUR .

Suicide Notes

Kay so like. I decided to end the poll early :D Cause whether or not you guys wanted Hanhae, I already had plans to put him in.. So that poll was completely useless lol. And to those who DON'T know who the lovely Hanhae is, he was a former trainee that was spose to be in Block B :3 Go look him up on tumblr or something. He is awesome <3 I know there are mistakes but bear with me... I can't catch my own mistakes .___.

 

Day Eight

~ 블락비 ~

"I heard that there's gonna be a new face around here." B-Bomb told me when we were eating eggs for breakfast. He finally got his own eggs instead of stealing mine.

"How do you know?" I asked after I drank my orange juice.

"I overheard that JoKwon guy talking to the doc."

I flinched when JoKwon's name was said, earning me a strange look from B-Bomb. That guy would not leave me alone. When he bothered me during my ice-cream-happy-hour he took all my ice cream away.

And ate it.


Every. Single. Drop.


In front of me.


He even the bowl clean and dragged me to the common room to watch movies with him.  I couldn't get anymore ice-cream. I wasn't in a good mood afterwards. Ask anyone that tried talking to me. Especially U-Kwon. He learned that very well.

"Great. Another person to deal with. He better not be like U-Kwon and JoKwon." Even their names were similar... "My god. I'd strangle myself to death with floss if that's the case..."

"You can't use floss. Someone tried it before so it's like, banned. Try a different method. Maybe drowning yourself in piss water? No one tried it before."

"I can see why. That's ing disgusting." I furrowed my eyebrows.

"Welp, any method to escape right?" We laughed.

"Hey guys!~" U-Kwon entered. After the JoKwon incident, I decided that I like U-Kwon a lot more. I should appreciate him more.

...

.......

.............

Pfft. Yeah right. I think I was high off of air for a moment there. Welp I'm back to normal now. So just disregard the comment about U-Kwon.

B-Bomb acknowledged his presence by nodding.

"Wahh. The author had no use for me yesterday! All she did was make me sleep..." U-Kwon whined. "So now I will talk twice as much to make it up~"

I banged my head on the table. Great. Not only does he come to annoy us, I might even have a bruise on my forehead after banging it so hard.

"Did you hear?" U-Kwon grinned. "Someone's being admitted in today~"

"Yeah. B-Bomb told me." I told him. "As long as he's not annoying like you, I'm good."

"I'm not annoying. Just accept the fact that you can't be as adorable as me!~" he grinned and acted cute, err... that's what he called it. His words, not mine! "And how do you know the person's a guy? They could be a girl! I hope she's a girl. I'm tired if dressing Kyung-Hyung up as a girl."

"That's true... And if a girl comes in you can finally leave us alone." B-Bomb grinned.

"Wah! You're so mean hyung!" U-Kwon flailed his arms about.

"Ugh. Stop doing that. Jihoon is the one that's supposed to do aegyo. Yours is just creepy." B-Bomb told him. U-Kwon stuck his tongue out at him causing B-Bomb to roll his eyes. "Real mature."

"What time is it?" U-Kwon asked.

I looked at the clock. "It's 10." I answered.

"We have two hours left before we meet the newcomer~" U-Kwon said. "I'm so bored... There's nothing to do..." he pouted as he tilted his chair back.

"What do you guys want to do in the meantime?" B-Bomb asked.

"Let's play a game!" U-Kwon suggested.

B-Bomb and I raised an eyebrow. "What kind of game?"

That only caused U-Kwon's grin to widen. Oh god, what did we get ourselves into.

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"WHEEEEEE!!!!!!!~~~"

"AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

"THE KKKK!!!"

"Wasn't that fun?!" U-Kwon laughed. What were we doing you might wonder? Well, U-Kwon suggested that we go lunch tray surfing...

He had snuck the floor waxer out of the janitor's closet and waxed the floor. Afterwards we grabbed lunch trays and slid across the hall. Whoever got to the end first wins. Pretty self explanatory.

"So Minhyukkie, you lost~ Time for the consequences!" U-Kwon laughed.

Oh yeah. I forgot to mention. The loser has to drink the concoction that U-Kwon made. I'm not even sure you want to know what's inside. Heck, I don't even know what's inside. All I know is that it's some milky green color.

B-Bomb groaned. "Hell no. I am not drinking that ."

"But you have to... It's part of the rules..." U-Kwon frowned.

"No." B-Bomb concluded and walked away.

"Aww. What a party pooper." U-Kwon pouted.

"I don't think anyone wants to drink that whether they lost or not..." I said backing away.

"Fine... I'll go dump it.. Ooor.. I could put it in Minhyuk's closet~" U-Kwon grinned.

"Have fun with that..." I said. "Let's go find Taeil and P.O. They haven't shown up much."

U-Kwon then proceeded to shove me onto the lunch tray and we sped down to the other side of the hall.

"KKKKK!!!!!"

"HEHEHHEHEHE~~~"

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"What do you guys want..." P.O. was sitting in the corner of his room in the dark, in the fetal position.

"Are you okay...?" I questioned slowly.

He turned his head slowly to look at me. "Do you think I'm okay?"

"Come on Jihoon-ah! Just 'cause you didn't get that much screentime--" U-Kwon was cut off.

"YOU DON'T KNOW HOW THAT MAKES ME FEEL!!" P.O. snapped causing U-Kwon to flinch and pout. "She makes me feel so unwanted!! Why did you make me show up in the first place if you're not gonna use meh?!?!"

"D-don't worry..." I told him. "She promises to make you show up more!"
(A/N: I made no such promise Jaehyo, you y man.)

"R-really?" P.O. Began to brighten. I nodded and he began to be happy again.
(A/N: Didn't I just say I made no such promise? Gah! These boys...)

"Oh! What about Taeil-Hyung?" P.O. asked. "He was pretty depressed too..."

I smiled. "He'll get more lines as well~"
(A/N: I'm not even gonna bother...)

"Awesome! Did you hear that, Hyung?" P.O. called.

"Cool." Taeil smiled as he came out of a designer box in the opposite corner of the room. "I'm gonna go shower. See ya."

What the . How long had he been in that box?

"Hey hey hey!" U-Kwon shouted. "Let me talk! I needa make up for my missing lines! La la la! U-Kwon is a y beast in bed!"

"Yah! Watch your language! There are innocent readers out there!" P.O. said.

"This is rated H anyway so that doesn't matter." I told him.

"Very true... But at least you got lines U-Kwon." P.O. said to U-Kwon. "Taeil and I didn't even show up last chapter."

"You guys can argue about this later.. It's almost 12. Let's go meet the new kid." I told them.

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"I'm not a 2PM fan, but I'm the Hottest..." Kyung rapped as Zico was playing with his Hello Kitty plushies.

"Mimmy! I'm so happy to have you back!" He cuddled with his dolls that went MIA... As long as he doesn't know I doll-napped them I'm good.

"Since everyone is here, I'd like to introduce you to our new member. He will be in here starting from today. You can come in now." Chocolate Man said and motioned for the guy to enter the room.

He kicked the door open and entered. "What's up es."

What a nice greeting... I then noticed B-Bomb hiding his face in his jacket that he wore.

"You okay?" I asked the boy who sat next to me. Wait, boy? Isn't he older than me? Oh well.

"N-No." he stuttered. B-Bomb stuttering? WTF. "Don't let that guy see me!"

I raised an eyebrow and looked back to the guy as he began to introduce himself.

"The name's Hanhae. Remember it well children."

"Heyy!! You're not a cute girl..." U-Kwon frowned.

"Why the hell would I be?" He said confused. He then looked around the room at each person and his gaze stopped at a certain person. He stared for a bit and then grinned. "Minhyukkie! Trying to hide from me?"

"." B-Bomb muttered and lifted his head.

"So we meet again." Hanhae laughed.

"Damn it. It's you." B-Bomb cursed. "No matter where I go I can't escape you, can I?"

They know each other? Well. Small world isn't it? It's a small world after all.... yeah we all know that annoying song right?

"Hey! 'Minhyukkie' is MY nickname for him!" U-Kwon complained. "Go get a different nickname!"

Hanhae just ignored him. Smart decision.

"Well, everyone can introduce themselves to Hanhae so you guys can get to know each other a little better." Chocolate Man told us. So we introduced ourselves.

"So why are you in here?" U-Kwon inquired.

"That's for me to know and for you to shut the up about." Hanhae replied.

P.O. sighed. "He just came and already he had more lines than we've had in the last two chapters, Hyung." Taeil nodded sympathetically.

"That's 'cause I'm awesome like that. Are you guys writing raps?" Hanhae directed at Kyung and Zico. The two looked up from their activity and nodded. "Nice."

"Do you rap?" Zico curiously asked.

"Yup!" Hanhae grinned.

"I have a feeling we'll get along well." Zico smirked. "As long as you don't touch my Hello Kitty things." he began to hide his dolls behind him.

"Don't worry 'bout that. Those toys are for little girls anyways." Hanhae went to sit next to B-Bomb. B-Bomb then scooted his chair away from him. I take it B-Bomb isn't that fond of this guy.. I don't think he's that bad... Right?

Everyone gasped at his comment to Zico. The room was dead silent as we all stared at Zico.

Zico stared at Hanhae. Hanhae stared back with a smirk.

"Oh my gosh. No one has dared to say that to Zico..." U-Kwon whispered in a loud voice.

"What's gonna happen...?" Taeil's eyes widened.

"Prepare yourselves everyone." P.O. said. "Go take cover! I call the curtains!" he then dashed to the window and hit behind said curtains whie everyone else scattered elsewhere. Why is everyone hiding? I looked at everyone weirdly.

"What are you doing?!" B-Bomb shouted to me.

"Go take cover now!" Taeil yelled.

Why?! I don't get what's going on...

"The Zico is mad..." Zico said in a dark, low voice. "You don't mess with Hello Kitty and The Zico!" he then jumped from his seat and tackled Hanhae to the ground near my feet.

"OH !" I shouted as I tried to get away.

"HOLY MAN!" Hanhae screamed.

"WE TOLD YOU!" P.O. scolded.

I ran over to the table that Taeil and Kyung were hiding behind.

"You should have hid earlier. It would have been less risky that way." Kyung said.

"At least you got away." Taeil said.

"Why did Zico tackle him?!" I demanded.

"You don't say about the man's toys." Taeil shook his head. "That's the result. And if he ever finds out who took his Hello Kitty toys a couple days ago the consequences would be a lot worse." he looked at me knowingly.

I gulped. Yup. Zico's not gonna find out about that for sure.

Chocolate Man had finally decided that now would be a good time to break up their sissy fight. Hanhae got away with minimal injuries, his head being bloody from Zico banging the poor boy's head on the ground repeatedly. Chocolate Man had to get three other people to hold Zico down.

"LET ME GO SO I CAN RIP THIS ER APART!!!!" Zico thrashed about. "THE ZICO WILL SMASH YOUR HEAD IN TWO!!!! RAHHH!!!! SUPER SAIYAN!!!! I'M GONNA USE FLAMETHROWER ON YOU AFTER I GO SUPER SAIYAN ON YOUR !!!"

"Zico. This isn't DBZ and Pokemon. Now try and calm down." Kyung said attempting to sooth the poor boy.

"HOW THE DO I CALM DOWN?! AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T DBZ AND POKEMON?! HAVE I BEEN LIED TO?! IF I FIND THE ER WHO LIED TO ME I'LL--" Chocolate man injected a needle into Zico, who started to get drowsy. "I'll.. I'll.. K.O... him..." Zico then fell asleep.

"What the was that..." I whispered. Mental note: Never get Zico mad.

"Wasn't this an eventful day.." Kyung commented.

"So... Who wants ice-cream?" U-Kwon grinned.

~ 블락비 ~


Whoop. There's a double update today :D
This was supposed to be posted Sunday.. But I probably won't be able to post it then.. So you guys get it early~ I won't bother providing a reason why because you guys probably won't give a crap anyway :P

^That was my reason for the double update but I just realized after xJungSquaredx said something..

IT'S MY THREE WEEK ANNIVERSARY OF HAVING AN ACCOUNT ON HERE :D It took me like two months before I made an account though lol.

ARE YOU HAPPY TAEIL AND JIHOON?! You guys got more lines so leave me alone!! >.<

Thanks to my new subscribers!~ I love you all :3

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Reply to comments:

@anyone that commented about the Hello Kitty Senses: Yea. We're all jealous xD Everyone wishes to have these awesome powers.

@t4powa & minhyuklips: Here is your Hanhae-ness <3 Too bad Zico tried to smash his head :D

@xJungSquaredx: You spoke too soon. Here's your man :3 and thanks for giving me JoKwon :D or was that Hyunjae??

@SHINeeTaeminGirl: He is very adorable. Of course he has to show up~  <3 ...aaand cause I needed a name of an idol that is able to be annoying so I asked my friend to pick one :D

@anyone that I did not reply to the comment of: Sorry :D ..sorta.. I just can't come up to anything to say lol. Thanks maybe??

 

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ok, so I hid ch. 19 & 20 (the play) since there was offensive material. I meant to do this sooner, but I haven't gone on AFF in forever. So I'll edit 'em later

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ExtremeACRepairman
#1
Chapter 53: This is really great
3VIP2BESTFRIEND
#2
I just wanted to say that I love this story to bits. I first found this story almost 4 years ago when I didnt have an account. I read the whole thing in 2 days and it was SOOOOOO funny! Ive almost never been on this site since 2012 and honestly, this is the only story I remember so well. This is some really good work and I'm glad you shared it with us.
CoolJirl
#3
When i first read this fic i didn't have enough points to upvote it. And now i do. Good thing i found it again. This is one of my favorite stories and what made me get into crack fics ^^
Kkomaenggi
#4
Chapter 48: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccckkkkk !!!! someone should make an anime/cartoon of this story! like seriously I could totally see this happen in a cartoon omg it was hilarious though I loved it!! but that ending though xD that was something I kept thinking the entire story, I mean ghosts demons and ing rainbow monkeys?? xD LOL seriously awesome you deserve a prize
looshyhooshy #5
Chapter 48: I liked this story and being just a dream make sense for all that weird things that happen!!
A story for INFINITE .. I'm sooooo gonna read it <3
Fighting!! ..
looshyhooshy #6
Chapter 44: I knew he "Taeil" would try to commit suicide or something but I didn't think that you're really gonna kill him ..
I mean u killed hanhae once but u brought him back .. but this time is different!! :/
I'm really sad for him ..
it was weird already since he asked jaehyo that time when they braught hanhae " what would u do if I dided?! " ..!!
looshyhooshy #7
Chapter 16: This story is really funny and weird .. I liked it ;)
Wishing tp know why jaehyo tried to commit suicide ..
bit here at this chapter .. I so u wrote muhammed!!
Do u mean our prophet mohammed?! :/
CoolJirl
#8
Chapter 27: I love this story. Cracks me up everytime. But still don't get the mino reference :( sorry. Can someone tell me?
Amira5
#9
Chapter 12: "I was afraid his ugliness might have caused my face to be less beautiful. Oh ho, I am so silly. Why on earth would I be less beautiful? I am Ahn Jaehyo after all. Nothing will cause me to become hideous."
This line!!!!! XDDD
KawaiiMaria
#10
Chapter 48: This was the best and really funny, that was a shocking plot twist. I really like this story.