Infinite wins M. Countdown~

Suicide Notes

Since today is a very happy day for me because INFINITE FINALLY WON #1 ON M. COUNTDOWN!!~ I will update =] -Cries tears of joy-
I am proud of my boys~ <3 (And YES the title DOES have to do with the story :D)
Aaand Neverland by UKISS was released!~ I love it! <3

Be happy I chose to update instead of catching up on sleep...


Day Eleven

~ 블락비 ~


"Augh." I groaned.

"What's wrong?" Taeil asked as he looked up from the magazine he was looking at to see me slump down on the couch.

"My parents are coming today..." I complained. "They dare show their faces after dumping me in this place? They've got some nerve."

"Who knows, they might even bring you home if they think you're not crazy."

"That's if they think he isn't." P.O. walked into the room. "But when in reality he is."

"Yeah, there's that..." Taeil agreed.

"I'm not crazy!"

This fool! He's on my list after I stab my parents and P.O.

"Remember, that's what everyone says." P.O. reminded me. Well everyone that says that IS crazy. I'm not though. I'm not 'everyone.'

"Anyways, I need to go to my appointment now... Fun..." I said as I got up to go to Chocolate Man's office.

~~~~~

I entered the room without knocking, again, to see my parents sitting in the chairs facing Chocolate Man's desk. At the sound of the door opening and closing they turned around to see me.

"Jaehyo!" My mom greeted as she got up from her seat and was about to make her way over to me. She frowned and decided against doing so as she sat back down.

My father, on the other hand, just sat there. He didn't even look at me. What a caring father.

No one said anything for five minutes as I had a stare-down with my mom.

"Why are you guys here?" I asked, breaking the silence.

My mom flinched at my tone of voice. That's right . Cower before me.

"Jaehyo, we put you in here to help you." My dad said.

"I don't... need help." I said through gritted teeth.

"But you do. You tried to commit... suicide." my mom added.

"That's it." I said as I grabbed the plastic fork I took from the cafeteria earlier and lunged towards her. "DIE !"

Unfortunately I tripped over the tiger rug's head on the floor. "!!"

"J-Jaehyo... Calm down!" My mom got up again and made her way over to me but stopped when Chocolate Man entered the room.

"Mrs. Ahn. Remember what we talked about? Please go sit down. Jaehyo, you come sit as well." he pulled a chair over to where my parents were and gestured for me to sit with them. Had he threatened them not to talk to me or something?

I had decided not to sit but ended up doing so anyways because my legs were aching from standing too long. Damn you legs. Are you against me too?

Chocolate Man cleared his throat to get our attention and spoke. "So now that Mr. and Mrs. Ahn are here, I want you to talk to Jaehyo. Jaehyo, I want you to talk to your parents about how you feel and how the program is helping you."

What the ? This program isn't helping me old man.

"So... Jaehyo. How are you feeling, dear?" my mom started.

Like . "I feel great umma."

This caused her to smile.

"Really? That's good to hear." she sighed in relief. "Uhm. Do you want to talk about why you--"

"No." I told her. Why does everyone want to know why I committed suicide anyways? It's not that important!

My answer caused her to frown and she turned to my dad.

My dad looked at me.

"If you have something to say then say it." I told him, irritated.

He frowned (why do my parents keep frowning??) and said, "Be respectful Jaehyo!"

I rolled my eyes and leaned back in my chair.

"Well. I see Jaehyo still isn't ready to talk about this." Chocolate Man told them.

"Uhm, We can still remove him from the program and take him home right?" my mom asked.

YES! PLEASE TAKE ME HOME. I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER! (not really.. I lied.)

"Well, the better choice is to let him continue to stay in here. He just tried to stab you with a plastic fork after all." Chocolate Man replied and gave me a scolding look.

. You are also on my list.

"He can continue to open up if he stays in here and we'll be able to determine his reason for suicide." Chocolate Man said. "Now, since our session is done for the day everyone is allowed to leave."

Right when he said this I got up abruptly and left the room, slamming the door, with my mom calling after me.

~~~~~

"What are you watching?" I asked Kyung as I entered the common room.

"M. Countdown." he answered.

"Did they announce the winner yet?" I sat down in the vacant seat next to him.

He nodded in response. "Infinite won."

"Really?" I asked as I looked at the TV screen. "Well they look really happy. I'm happy that they can be out in the outside world doing whatever they want and showing off their faces while I'm stuck in here -not- doing that..."

Kyung just nodded. At least answer, damn.

"How come you're not hanging out with B-Bomb?" I asked after a bit.

"I hate dancing." he replied. "All that boy does is dance."

"Kyuuung!~" U-Kwon came running in. He ran to the TV and looked disappointed. "Noo!! M. Countdown ended!! I wanted to see who wins!"

"Infinite did." Kyung told him.

"Really?" U-Kwon perked up and stared at Kyung to see if he was lying or not. After deciding that Kyung was indeed telling the truth he grinned. "Yes!! Finally!!"

Kyung stared at U-Kwon for a bit before smiling. "Hey! I know! You can be my buddy!"

U-Kwon tilted his head. "What happened to B-Bomb?"

Kyung waved his hand. "Never mind about him. Let's go!" Kyung dragged U-Kwon out of the room to do things only Shisus would know.

First it was Hanhae. Then it was B-Bomb. And now it is U-Kwon. Is he going to go through everyone or something? What a playah! Good job my boy. I taught you well.

Well, I didn't teach you anything... But never mind that!

Anyway. My parents piss me off so much... They think they can come here and tell me what to do?! Well think again! That is never happening. Not in a million years.

...I'm hungry...


~ 블락비 ~

Huh... Updated for the third time this week... New record~
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And I just HAD to put the Infinite winning M. Countdown scene in there xD

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ExtremeACRepairman
#1
Chapter 53: This is really great
3VIP2BESTFRIEND
#2
I just wanted to say that I love this story to bits. I first found this story almost 4 years ago when I didnt have an account. I read the whole thing in 2 days and it was SOOOOOO funny! Ive almost never been on this site since 2012 and honestly, this is the only story I remember so well. This is some really good work and I'm glad you shared it with us.
CoolJirl
#3
When i first read this fic i didn't have enough points to upvote it. And now i do. Good thing i found it again. This is one of my favorite stories and what made me get into crack fics ^^
Kkomaenggi
#4
Chapter 48: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccckkkkk !!!! someone should make an anime/cartoon of this story! like seriously I could totally see this happen in a cartoon omg it was hilarious though I loved it!! but that ending though xD that was something I kept thinking the entire story, I mean ghosts demons and ing rainbow monkeys?? xD LOL seriously awesome you deserve a prize
looshyhooshy #5
Chapter 48: I liked this story and being just a dream make sense for all that weird things that happen!!
A story for INFINITE .. I'm sooooo gonna read it <3
Fighting!! ..
looshyhooshy #6
Chapter 44: I knew he "Taeil" would try to commit suicide or something but I didn't think that you're really gonna kill him ..
I mean u killed hanhae once but u brought him back .. but this time is different!! :/
I'm really sad for him ..
it was weird already since he asked jaehyo that time when they braught hanhae " what would u do if I dided?! " ..!!
looshyhooshy #7
Chapter 16: This story is really funny and weird .. I liked it ;)
Wishing tp know why jaehyo tried to commit suicide ..
bit here at this chapter .. I so u wrote muhammed!!
Do u mean our prophet mohammed?! :/
CoolJirl
#8
Chapter 27: I love this story. Cracks me up everytime. But still don't get the mino reference :( sorry. Can someone tell me?
Amira5
#9
Chapter 12: "I was afraid his ugliness might have caused my face to be less beautiful. Oh ho, I am so silly. Why on earth would I be less beautiful? I am Ahn Jaehyo after all. Nothing will cause me to become hideous."
This line!!!!! XDDD
KawaiiMaria
#10
Chapter 48: This was the best and really funny, that was a shocking plot twist. I really like this story.