Today is Table-Flippin' Day~

Suicide Notes

Augh!! sldfijwneofdnssdvndso!!!!!!!!

Two seconds before I was about to press 'update chapter' my laptop turned off on me and I had to redo alot of things >:( I'm angry angry.

 

Day Twelve

~ 블락비 ~

"Gryffindor!!"

"WHAT?! Gryffindor camel balls! I wanted to be in Ravenclaw!" U-Kwon shouted.

"I don't think that's possible." P.O. mumbled.

"Yah! Be nicer to your hyung!" U-Kwon pouted.

"I refuse." P.O. stated. "You don't even act like my hyung so I will not."

"I can too!!"

"Can not!"

"Can too!"

"Can not!"

"Shut up!" Hanhae shouted. "You guys are so ing annoying. If you want to be annoying go do that somewhere else!"

"We're not annoying!" U-Kwon and P.O. yelled.

"Can you guys be quiet? I'm trying sleep here." I groaned from the couch. I couldn't sleep last night because of a nightmare and now my neck is all stiff. The stupid nightmare was about a stupid gigantic spider chasing me and trying to eat me. my life.

"I'm not playing this game anymore! I quit! Mehrong!" U-Kwon shouted as he stuck his tongue out at me and hopped out of the room. Yes, he hopped.

"How dare you stick you tongue out at me." I rolled my eyes and attempted to go back to sleep. Attempted is the key word. I couldn't go back to sleep.

"Aegyo~" P.O. grinned as he was making faces into the blank TV screen.

Everyone in here is so weird... Err, except for me. I am perfectly normal. And I am perfectly hot as well.

"Damn it, I can't go back to sleep." I groaned as I sat up.

P.O. turned around and looked at me. "Wanna try doing aegyo with me?"

What the . "I am not made to do aegyo. Go tell Hanhae to do that or something."

"Because everyone knows I have the best aegyo in the world..." Hanhae snorted.

"Come on! It won't hurt to try!" P.O. insisted. "Surely you can do better than him. Hanhae-Hyung's aegyo can make blind children cry!"

"Hey!" Hanhae shouted. "Don't be jealous of my derp faces 'cause you can't make them cry like I can!"

"Augh. Fine." I went over and sat down in front of the TV next to him. "So..."

"Do this~" he told me and showed me how to perform his so called aegyo.

I did as he said (I think...) and that resulted in him cringing.

"Wow you're right... You aren't made to do aegyo..."

"Told you..."

"You're even worse than Hanhae-Hyung!"

"Hey! I am offended." I crossed my arms.

"What are you guys doing?" Kyung asked as he entered.

"I'm trying to show Jaehyo-hyung how to do aegyo." P.O. explained. "He fails."

Kyung nodded as he sat down on the other side of P.O.

"Mind teaching me how?" Kyung asked. "I've never tried before."

P.O. brightened as he nodded rapidly. "Okay, so here's what you have to do. Well you don't have to do much to be better than Jaehyo-hyung."

Stupid Kyung. Friggin' attention . P.O. isn't paying attention to me anymore.

"I see that I'm not wanted here..." I said as I stared at the two. I got no response from them. Damn it. "Well, I'm gonna leave... Not that anyone cares..."

"Nope. No one cares." Hanhae said as he flipped the page of the upside down magazine he was reading.

you all.

~~~~~

"Eggs, get your eggs here. Fresh and white eggs are here~" I sang and hummed as I got a plate for eggs. Those ic eggs... I can't wait to eat them!~

"Oh, there's no more eggs." A voice said. I turned to my right to find B-Bomb.

"Uhm, what?" I asked, not sure if I heard correctly.

"There's no more eggs..." B-Bomb frowned.

I walked over to where the eggs were usually located. And like B-Bomb had said several seconds ago, there was indeed no more eggs.

"THE IS THIS?!?!" I flipped one of the tables over. I swiftly looked at B-Bomb. "I'm angry angry. What happened to the eggs?"

"I ate them all." B-Bomb said as he started to unwrap a lollipop.

"You... what?" I gaped at him. Is he fo' cereal??

"Close your mouth, you look like a goldfish." he said as he threw the wrapper away.

I took the lollipop out of his hand and stuck it in my mouth.

"Yah!" he shouted. "What the Jaehyo?!"

"That's what you get for eating all the eggs."

He snarled at me and flipped a table over. "Augh!!"

"Is today table-flippin' day or something?" a voice asked from across the room. B-Bomb and I turned to see Taeil.

"How long have you been there?" B-Bomb asked.

"Right before Jaehyo came in." Taeil stated before sipping his tea.

"Ah, I see..." I nodded. I then turned to B-Bomb and said, "He was here? I never noticed him..."

"I was here before you were and even then I didn't notice him there." B-Bomb informed me.

"Shows how observant you guys are." Taeil commented.

"Indeed." B-Bomb nodded.

"Welp, it's two already. Meaning I have to go see a certain someone." I scowled heading for the exit.

"See ya." Taeil said as B-Bomb waved his hand.

~~~~~

"..."

"..." Chocolate Man continued to stare at me like he has been doing for the past fifteen minutes, not saying anything at all.

This silence is starting to annoy me. "Why aren't you saying anything?"

He continued to look at me, not speaking.

I felt my left eye twitch. This mother father better say something soon.

“If you’re not going to say anything, then I’m leaving.” I said as I stood up.

“Sit.” He finally said. I rolled my eyes and complied. “Would you like to talk about why you tried stabbing your parents with a plastic fork?” He emphasized the last two words.

“Sure, why not.” I said.

“Really?” He asked excited.

I nodded. I won’t burst his bubble just yet… “They did put me in here after all. Why wouldn’t I be angry?”

“True dat.” He said.

“What?” I raised an eyebrow. Did he really just say 'true dat?'

He cleared his throat, “Ahem, I said I understand.”

“No you don’t.”

“Yes I do.”

“Nooo. You don’t.” I said leaning forward.

“Anyways,” He said. Darn, he stopped. I could go on forever. “You are sheltered and fed here. Why are you angry about your parents placing you in our facility?”

“Who wouldn’t be?” I questioned. “Wouldn’t you be angry too?”

“I believe I would be as well.” He fibbed. It was so obvious that he was lying. He just wants answers. This guy sure at his job. “But this isn’t about me. I would like to know more about your feelings on this.”

Of course everything has to be about me. I am Jaehyo. Things should be about me. If they aren’t, well, I would have to make them be about me.That's just the way life works.

I glanced at the clock and stood up. “Welp, it’s time for me to leave. Our session is done after all. Wouldn’t want to be wasting your time.”

“Wait, sit down. We’re not done talking.”

“No, I’m leaving.” I nonchalantly said. “Our session is only an hour long. I don’t want to be staying here longer than necessary.  Talking to unbeautiful people might be contagious. I don’t want to take the risk."

And with that I left the room, most likely leaving Chocolate Man frustrated as always.

I went to my room and sat down on my bed, taking out my mirror from the bedstand right away. I checked my hair and my face making sure they were perfect.

"Perfect, as always." I smirked at my reflection. "I was afraid his ugliness might have caused my face to be less beautiful. Oh ho, I am so silly. Why on earth would I be less beautiful? I am Ahn Jaehyo after all. Nothing will cause me to become hideous."


~ 블락비 ~

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ExtremeACRepairman
#1
Chapter 53: This is really great
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#2
I just wanted to say that I love this story to bits. I first found this story almost 4 years ago when I didnt have an account. I read the whole thing in 2 days and it was SOOOOOO funny! Ive almost never been on this site since 2012 and honestly, this is the only story I remember so well. This is some really good work and I'm glad you shared it with us.
CoolJirl
#3
When i first read this fic i didn't have enough points to upvote it. And now i do. Good thing i found it again. This is one of my favorite stories and what made me get into crack fics ^^
Kkomaenggi
#4
Chapter 48: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccckkkkk !!!! someone should make an anime/cartoon of this story! like seriously I could totally see this happen in a cartoon omg it was hilarious though I loved it!! but that ending though xD that was something I kept thinking the entire story, I mean ghosts demons and ing rainbow monkeys?? xD LOL seriously awesome you deserve a prize
looshyhooshy #5
Chapter 48: I liked this story and being just a dream make sense for all that weird things that happen!!
A story for INFINITE .. I'm sooooo gonna read it <3
Fighting!! ..
looshyhooshy #6
Chapter 44: I knew he "Taeil" would try to commit suicide or something but I didn't think that you're really gonna kill him ..
I mean u killed hanhae once but u brought him back .. but this time is different!! :/
I'm really sad for him ..
it was weird already since he asked jaehyo that time when they braught hanhae " what would u do if I dided?! " ..!!
looshyhooshy #7
Chapter 16: This story is really funny and weird .. I liked it ;)
Wishing tp know why jaehyo tried to commit suicide ..
bit here at this chapter .. I so u wrote muhammed!!
Do u mean our prophet mohammed?! :/
CoolJirl
#8
Chapter 27: I love this story. Cracks me up everytime. But still don't get the mino reference :( sorry. Can someone tell me?
Amira5
#9
Chapter 12: "I was afraid his ugliness might have caused my face to be less beautiful. Oh ho, I am so silly. Why on earth would I be less beautiful? I am Ahn Jaehyo after all. Nothing will cause me to become hideous."
This line!!!!! XDDD
KawaiiMaria
#10
Chapter 48: This was the best and really funny, that was a shocking plot twist. I really like this story.