I'm So Cra-cra-cra-zy~

Suicide Notes

Day 10

~ 블락비 ~

Another day. Time is still passing by pretty slow but it was faster than before. The guys are still not acknowledging my presence. Those fools.

"Have you seen Taeil around?" U-Kwon asked me as he ran past me.

"Nope." I said.

"Okay. Bye!" he continued to run off.

I shrugged and walked into the cafeteria.

"Oh Jaehyo!" P.O. called out. "Have you seen B-Bomb? I need him for something."

I shook my head. "No. Haven't seen him around."

"Oh... Okay then. See ya." he then left the room to look for B-Bomb.

I grabbed a plate of strawberries and sat down at a table.

As I was eating the fourth piece Taeil ran into the room. "Do you know where Hanhae is?"

Why is everyone looking for someone? "No I haven't. Sorry. But U-Kwon was looking for you earlier."

I'm guessing he didn't hear about the U-Kwon part since he had already run off.

I got up to throw away the leaves of the strawberries and went to the common room to watch some TV. As I was entering the room I saw Hanhae run in.

"Hey Hanhae. Are you looking for someone too?" I questioned.

His eyes widened when he saw me. Has he never seen such a hot person in his life before or something?

"YOU!!" He shouted. "You er! Don't come near me!! Leave me the alone!" he then ran out of the room.

"..." I stared as he ran out. "The ? What did I do? Oh no.. Is there something on my face??"

I left for the bathroom to use the mirrors. Once I saw my reflection I noticed that nothing was wrong with my face. "No! A strand of hair is out of place!" I fixed the strand of hair and smiled. "There we go."

Now what was wrong? Why did Hanhae run away like that? Oh well. His loss for not wanting to stare at me.

I walked back to the common room. As I was continuing to watch my TV show Kyung and B-Bomb walked in.

"Hey Jaehyo!" Kyung grinned.

"Hey." I said. "Where's your new best friend, Hanhae? He ran away from me earlier..."

"Oh, well I didn't think we were suited for each other so now I found a new one! B-Bomb here!~" Kyung grinned happily. "Hanhae said I wasn't insulting B-Bomb enough..."

"Alright let's go do the dances. Don't talk about that fool." B-Bomb walked into the kitchen with Kyung following after.

At least he's happy. I have no one to talk to right now. Not even U-Kwon is bothering me. In fact, he hasn't been talking to me much for the past couple of days. Something is wrong with that boy. He's bipolar or something.

"I'm so cra-cra-cra-zy~" Whoever sang that... yes you are indeed.

"Clap, clap, clap, clap, mad man!" WTF. Did that even make sense?

"Who's there?" I asked not looking away from my TV.

"Annyeong Jaehyo-ah!" I turned around to see who was calling my name to see... no one. Da heo. Did I just imagine that?

"Who's there?" I asked again irritated to find that whoever called me decided to play hide-and-seek. I hate that game.

No one answered. Augh, whatever. Back to my TV show... About two minutes later someone said something again.

"Jaehyo! Play with me!" I turned around and glared at... nothing. Again. WTF.

"Whoever is there, I'm going to kill you if you don't show yourselves." I growled.

"Who are you talking to Jaehyo?" P.O. gave me a weird look as he walked into the room. . Now I look like a retard.

"Uh... I was... praying to Shisus?" I answered. Smooth... Now he's gonna think I'm an even bigger retard.

"Oh... Okay then!" He sat down and watched TV. These people have issues if they think talking to yourself is okay. It was so frickin' obvious that I wasn't praying. Who the hell says 'I'll kill you' to Shisus anyways? Sinful! Embrace Shisus everyone... And God. He's a cool dude too.

But then again... I basically am talking to myself if I'm voicing my thoughts to myself... even if it's not outloud... oh well.

"Hey Taeil, is he gone?" a voice said outside the common room door. I turned and saw Taeil walking in.

"Yeah he's gone." Taeil replied looking at me. I gave him a weird look and he mouthed 'Hanhae.'

Ooooh... Taeil is a good man. Luring Hanhae in here so I can frickin' find out why he's cursing at me.

Hanhae entered the room. "You lied to me!" Hanhae shouted in horror and was about to leave but Taeil held on to his arm and dragged him over to the sofa where P.O. and I were.

"Keep him away from me!!!!"

"What did I do to you?" I gave him a weird look.

"YOU!!! YOU DID IT AND YOU ARE PRETENDING NOT TO KNOW?!" He started shouted even louder.

"Uh... I really don't know... I didn't do anything!" I told him.

"YOU STABBED ME! DON'T DENY IT!!" Oookayy.. He's mental. I see why he's in here.

"When did I stab you?" I asked amused.

"I was sleeping." He said. "Minhyukkie was with me and you and this one other guy. But you were backing up away from me because you knew something bad was going to happen. You were walking behind me and when I turned around I was surprised and asked what you were doing. You then ing stabbed me!!"

"..." The three of us stared at him. He's ing high.

"What did you take before you went to sleep?" P.O. groaned.

"Hanhae, this was a dream." Taeil told him as I nodded in agreement.

"Yeah... Why would I stab you?" I asked him with a strange look.

"I don't know." he shrugged. "So it was a dream?"

The three of us nodded.

"But... it felt sooo real!" He began tearing up. What's with this sissy?

"Uh.. are  you okay?" Taeil asked.

"Pfft.. haha!!" Hanhae laughed. "Dude, why the hell would I cry over that?"

"Okay. I'm leaving." P.O. got up from his seat. "I have an appointment with the doc. See ya guys."

We watched him leave the room.

"You're an Hanhae." I said.

"I know~"

"And what's with your cheekbones?" I asked.

"I'll ing kill you if you ever talk about them again."

 

~ 블락비 ~

 

This was inspired by Hanhae's cyworld post :D

Friggin' school started again today. It was alright but was even better because of the birthday present I received from jung_jae~ Saranghae dongsaeng!! :D TEEEN TOOOP!~

And thanks kangalee (and everyone else :D) for commenting!~ I am usually fine with silent-readers :) Because I don't comment every frickin' time on other people's fanfics.. lol

Liek. What would you friggin' say every time someone posts a chapter right? It's not like you HAVE TO comment. 'cause if you don't I'll hunt you down and feed you to the stray cats in my backyard. But comments are appreciated everyone!~ <3

Anyone that didn't vote for this yet? There's still a lot of time~ Like AT LEAST 20 chapters xD

Yukwon, Zico, and Minhyuk are in the lead~ Taeil and Kyung need more love guys! D:

 

 

 

 

 

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ok, so I hid ch. 19 & 20 (the play) since there was offensive material. I meant to do this sooner, but I haven't gone on AFF in forever. So I'll edit 'em later

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ExtremeACRepairman
#1
Chapter 53: This is really great
3VIP2BESTFRIEND
#2
I just wanted to say that I love this story to bits. I first found this story almost 4 years ago when I didnt have an account. I read the whole thing in 2 days and it was SOOOOOO funny! Ive almost never been on this site since 2012 and honestly, this is the only story I remember so well. This is some really good work and I'm glad you shared it with us.
CoolJirl
#3
When i first read this fic i didn't have enough points to upvote it. And now i do. Good thing i found it again. This is one of my favorite stories and what made me get into crack fics ^^
Kkomaenggi
#4
Chapter 48: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccckkkkk !!!! someone should make an anime/cartoon of this story! like seriously I could totally see this happen in a cartoon omg it was hilarious though I loved it!! but that ending though xD that was something I kept thinking the entire story, I mean ghosts demons and ing rainbow monkeys?? xD LOL seriously awesome you deserve a prize
looshyhooshy #5
Chapter 48: I liked this story and being just a dream make sense for all that weird things that happen!!
A story for INFINITE .. I'm sooooo gonna read it <3
Fighting!! ..
looshyhooshy #6
Chapter 44: I knew he "Taeil" would try to commit suicide or something but I didn't think that you're really gonna kill him ..
I mean u killed hanhae once but u brought him back .. but this time is different!! :/
I'm really sad for him ..
it was weird already since he asked jaehyo that time when they braught hanhae " what would u do if I dided?! " ..!!
looshyhooshy #7
Chapter 16: This story is really funny and weird .. I liked it ;)
Wishing tp know why jaehyo tried to commit suicide ..
bit here at this chapter .. I so u wrote muhammed!!
Do u mean our prophet mohammed?! :/
CoolJirl
#8
Chapter 27: I love this story. Cracks me up everytime. But still don't get the mino reference :( sorry. Can someone tell me?
Amira5
#9
Chapter 12: "I was afraid his ugliness might have caused my face to be less beautiful. Oh ho, I am so silly. Why on earth would I be less beautiful? I am Ahn Jaehyo after all. Nothing will cause me to become hideous."
This line!!!!! XDDD
KawaiiMaria
#10
Chapter 48: This was the best and really funny, that was a shocking plot twist. I really like this story.