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I'll show you (Get ing ready)

Daehyun sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose.

Massaging his temples, he tried to calm himself down.

He pulled up the walkie talkie and hissed into it.

"We cannot, I repeat, cannot this up. Shlocket, do you hear me? THE EAGLE IS ALMOST TO HOME BASE."

He waited a second, only hearing feedback.

Then, Key's sultry voice rang out.

"Calm your . It's all going according to plan."

Daehyun snapped,"It better. Guyliner, are you to point A?"

Baekhyun whispered,"I don't get the point of code names. And, yes, you biscuit."

Daehyun's eyes narrowed.

"That's cheesecake lover biscuit to you."

Clearing his throat, he said,"Mamado, are you to your place? Is taewin with you?"

"If taewin is supposed to be Kai, then yes."

"Pretty princess, are you with lithp?"

Luhan's frustrated voice screeched,"For the last time, I'm not ing responding to that name! If we're going to be like this, you should at least be hungry hippo or something."

Spotting Himchan, Daehyun ignored Luhan's statement.

"Target is on the move, I repeat, TARGET IS ON THE MOVE. THE KIMCHI IS GROWING SOUTH."

Baekhyun and Chanyeol nodded curtly.

They grabbed Himchan's arms and pulled him away quickly, not giving him time to shout.

Daehyun smirked evily.

"Operation Him-nap is officially underway."

Across town, Jongup was peacefully unaware of the situation.

Zelo sat next to him, lazily swinging his arms and legs back and forth in the air.

Youngjae sat up.

"Where's Daehyun?"

Warily looking around, he felt uneasy.

Zelo shrugged.

"Why does it matter?"

"Beause he s up without supervision."

Jongup also sat up, starting to get worried.

Himchan was nowhere to be seen and Daehyun said that he would help him.

Knowing what that would probably equate to, Jongup was now extremely worried.

Yongguk shook his head.

"I'm sure Daehyun wouldn't-"

Jongup's phone rang.

"Hello?"

It was an unidentified speaker.

A weird sounding voice spoke.

"We have Himchan. If you want him back, you'll have to give us 500 dollars."

"How do I know you have him?"

Himchan, sounding pained, said,"J-Jongup, please c-come get me."

Jongup paled and kept listening.

"You have a week. Drop it off in a black bag at XXX, XXX."

Dropping his phone, Jongup slumped down.

Yongguk swallowed hard.

"Nevermind."

 

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Exodus_99
#1
Chapter 4: Okay. I need Key in my life. I need to exercise XD
MadelonG #2
I'm gonna have to reread this one, I loved this one so much!!! ^_^
FallenAngel671 #3
I loved the humor!!!
Matokii #4
Chapter 81: no matter how many times I read it I still love it xD
Mimisikus #5
Chapter 75: Oh my Pororo... This is one of the funniest/craziest fic I've read so far. And reading it at 1am is definitely not a good idea. It's like the 127th I tried to hold back my laugher xD And...God..., sentences where Yixing would come up kill me everytime XD Thank you, so, SO MUCH for writing this fantastic fic ! <3

PS : Sorry for my bad English...
Matokii #6
Chapter 81: what about Jongup?! :O
Moorchild #7
Chapter 81: Perfect. So freaking perfect. Loved the twist, but it's would've made me super depressed so I'm glad you had two endings. :) this rocked. Thank you so so so much!
Moorchild #8
Chapter 48: This has got to be the funniest thing I've ever read ever. Omo, please keep writing!!! So much infinite love! (Pun slightly intended).
Moorchild #9
Chapter 10: OMG OMG OMG OMG channel your inner key? I love this so much! You don't even know how much I love this story! Thank you so so so much! HAHAHAHAHA there are my laughs for the next week and a half! Thank you!!!!!! <3 all the fan girl love!